Starlet

Melissa. Hey.

Melissa. Melissa.

- Wake up. -

Can I change my room?

Hey'

Can I change my room?

I don't know how long I'm gonna be here, but I just- it's not me.

Yeah.

I don't know. I just need to, like, paint the walls or move the furniture...

- 'cause I'm- I don't- - You can't.

I don't know. You can't paint the walls...

because Mikey may have to shoot in there.

No, maybe I should just go to IKEA or something.

Don't waste your money on new shit. just go to a yard sale.

Yeah.

♪♪ ♪ I said I pull up to the club ♪

♪ Fresh, fit, rocking the latest, man Hos on my dick ♪

♪ And they be saying “You the greatest man” ♪♪

How much is this one? Fifty cents.

Thank you. Thank you.

♪ Do dat♪ ♪ Do dat, my nigga♪

♪ Do dat♪ ♪ Yeah ♪

Thank you very much. Thank you.

Do you need help with that? Uh, no, I don't think so.

♪ Say you, dog, get the- I don't give a fuck ♪

Ten dollars? Yeah, no, it wasn't $1 O.

I had a price tag on there. I want to say it was four.

I was gonna say three. Three? There you go.

Hey. How much is this one?

Twenty-five cents. How much this is?

It's five dollars, but-

Five dollar? Yeah.

Isn't this what they keep dead people in?

What? Is there a dead person in this?

No. That's a thermos.

It could be a nice vase.

It's not a vase or an urn. It's a thermos.

Thermos. Chill the-

okay

No refunds.

Gonna be a lovely vase. Thank you.

You- Oh, you are doing great. Oh, look at that!

Um, how much for this? A dollar.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Shit.

Yo. What the hell? Fuck is all that shit?

I'm changing up my room. Melissa said it was fine.

I told her you have to use that room.

Fuckin' light me up, 'cause I'm not gonna stop.

Ready, put it- No. Ready?

Thank you.

Okay

Now, try to do what she fucking couldn't do...

which is hold fucking cover on me-

Okay. as I fucking storm this motherfucking hill.

Ew!

Oh, come on. I've had more fucking disgusting shit in my mouth than that.

Know yourself as well as you know your fuckin' enemy...

and only then will you- can you win a thousand times in a row.

That is fucking 16th century ancient Chinese philosophy. Sun Tzu.

What, and this is gonna help me win Xbox? Yes.

It can help you fuckin'- Oh.

Yeah. It'll help you win at life.

♪♪ Do not smoke all of this. This is my fuckin'-

I want to be able to put my foot into a pretzel.

You know I don't even smoke that much. Chill.

This is not what I sell. This is my fucking personal stash.

♪♪ Let's get the dog high.

Uh-uh.

N No, stop!

The dog- You know that dog is Mexican.

He's a fuckin' cholo.

Like, you should have named him Carlito.

That fuckin'- That dog will cut a bitch.

Starlito.

Tess?

Deep breath. Let it out.

Perfect.

Okay

♪♪

Why the fuck are you home?

What the fuck are you doing home?

Baby, I ripped my nail off. It hurts bad.

Why the fuck aren't you at work?

Um-

What? Things got- Things got messed up at work.

How did they get messed up at work?

I just made- I fucked up. I fucked it up.

Okay. How did you fuck it up? Explain this to me.

I shouldn't have gotten as fucked up as I did.

It wasn't that big of a deal. It's not the end of the world.

What do you mean you shouldn't have gotten as fucked up as you did?

Is somebody gonna call me later about today?

Stop asking me so many questions. I can't answer them all.

- $1,200! Where the fuck are we gonna- - That's what you care about?

You don't even care that I broke my nail, and it hurts!

What? What? What?

Why? Really. Why?

Because I hurt my finger.

Because I hurt, and my nail broke off.

Okay

And it hurts really bad. Okay, okay. Okay!

All right.

Let me see it. All right.

Okay

Okay.

Seriously, I gotta finish vacuuming. Okay?

We don't eat the money. No, we don't eat the money.

This is to buy you things that you can eat.

It's comfy.

I like it. Do you like it?

I like it.

Mom?

Hey.

No, I'm good.

Great, listen. Listen.

I think you should come out here.

I think you'd really like it.

No, it's fine. I have a friend who can basically get a plane ticket for, like, free.

Are you sure?

Fine. Okay, whatever. Yeah.

Bye.

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Love them. Beautiful, huh?

Yeah.

460 today.

Old money, hmm?

♪♪ L Hip-hop 1

No, I don't have anything smaller. Uh, okay.

Come on, Starlet. Come on.

♪♪ ♪ Microphones, turntables ♪

♪ Beating matters in your brains like a hand drum ♪

♪ This here is a hip-hop anthem Everybody in this- ♪♪

Hi. Yes?

Um, I think I bought this from you at the yard sale.

You did. And I also told you there's no refunds, so what are you doing here?

No, I just- I- Good-bye. No.

But it's not about-

You want to be free, Greg? Um, I gue- Sure. Yeah.

Question.

Say you find, like, a shitload of money, and you're-

you're pretty sure you know whose it is...

and you're pretty sure that he or she has no idea that they ever had it...

what would you do?

How much money?

Well, like...

say, 10 grand.

You found 10 grand? No.

It's- I mean, it's just a story that- I mean-

Never mind. Give me that.

Yeah, I'm not high enough for these type of questions.

You know, unless they really needed it-

What? Who?

The money. Unless they really needed the money.

Like if it was a family, you know, and they were like...

homeless...

and broke and they were living off dog food.

Otherwise fuck it.

It's yours. Keep it.

Hey.

Be careful with that shit.

My mom pops like 10 a day.

This show sucks.

just party, jackass.

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♪ My pussy stay wet, and it's tighter than a choker)

♪ It's real good, nigga I know you want a taste ♪

What am I doing?

♪ Nigga, tell me where you want it On the floor or on the bed? ♪

♪ Bust one nut I ain't done, I got more to come ♪

♪ Pussy 50 good and it taste like a honey bun ♪

♪ I'm tasty ♪ ♪ Pink Dollaz ♪

♪And we run that shit ♪ ♪ I'm tasty ♪♪

Starlet, where's she going?

♪♪

Stay.

Hey. Um, you just dropped my friend off, but I can take her home.

You mean the old lady? Yeah.

Okay. Well- How much is it?

Well, I have, uh, 13.25. That's fine.

This is- This should cover it. That's- Oh, that's plenty.

Are you kidding? Thanks. No, that's fine.

Oh, my God. Hi!

Do you remember me? I was the one who bought the thermos from you.

- Hey, what's wrong? - My cab's gone.

- Well, I can give you a ride. No problem. - No. I'll call another.

No, no, no. Totally fine. I got it.

Here. I'll grab those.

No, no, no. Don't worry. Honestly. Hop in the car.

There. Right there.

Get in! I won't take no for an answer. Come on.

It's so weird running into you.

I like that grocery store. It's really good.