Noah's Ark

>> Gomorrah! Gomorrah!

Gomorrah! Gomorrah!

Gomorrah! Gomorrah!

>> Sodom! Sodom! Sodom!

>> Sodom four.

Gomorrah four.

>> ( horn blows )

>> ( shouting )

>> ( crowd cheering )

>> ( shouting )

>> ( screeching )

>> ( groaning )

>> Lot! Lot!

>> ( groans )

Oh, Noah.

>> What happened?

>> Some coward stabbed

me in the back.

>> Where in the back?

>> I can't sit down.

>> Oh.

And you, Micah?

>> Oh, I'm done for, Noah.

It's death and darkness for me.

I'm a cold shadow.

Throw me into the nearest

cesspit.

>> ( screams )

>> ( shouting )

>> ( cheering )

>> It's over.

>> But who won?

>> Who lost?

>> Sodom! Sodom!

>> Go on, finish him!

>> ( chanting ) Sodom!

>> ( cheering )

>> ( laughs )

>> Feeling better, Lot?

>> Happier.

>> You survived.

>> Come on, hit me!

>> Death, go thy ways.

I've years of life ahead of me.

>> ( man gasping )

>> Give a cheer, Noah.

It's a great day to be alive.

>> ( gurgles )

>> ( horn blows )

>> ( cheering )

>> ( music playing )

>> ( laughing )

>> ( cheering, whooping )

>> Noah, this is the best

part of fighting.

Wine, women, and-- shut up!

And song.

Don't much care about the song

as long as there's plenty

of wine and women.

Aren't you staying for the orgy?

>> I'm sick to my stomach

from all this.

I only hope God understands

that I'm just doing my duty

as a citizen, helping the city

of my birth.

>> What god is that?

>> God of us all.

>> Not the god of Sodom

and Gomorrah.

>> No, sadly.

>> Where is he, Noah?

Where does he dwell?

>> It seems to me

He's in the earth,

in the sea, the air we breathe.

He's all around us, Lot.

>> Oh.

Hmm.

Though no one can see him.

>> That's true.

>> Or hear him.

>> Maybe so.

>> That's mighty convenient.

How did you come to him,

this god of yours?

>> I don't know.

>> Oh, Noah.

You are my oldest friend

and I love you like a brother,

but you're getting

odder by the day.

No wonder people say

you're touched in the head.

But you've got a good heart.

>> Do you want me to tell your

wife that you'll be home

in a few days?

>> Yes.

Tell her I have to rest up.

I'm wounded.

You know, I usually take her

everywhere with me

because it's better than

having to kiss her good-bye.

>> You and your wife

are like two peeves in a pod.

>> ( laughs )

>> Come with me.

Come with me.

>> You're joking.

>> Take care, my friend.

>> And you.

>> ( woman laughs ) Wait.

Wait for me.

>> Where's he going?

This is the best part of war.

Makes it all worthwhile.

He's a strange one.

>> He's the best man

you'll ever know.

Say another word against him

and I'll rip your heart out.

>> ( people shouting )

>> ( rooster crows )

>> Good killing.

Wish I'd been there.

I'd have taken one or two,

you can be certain.

>> Let go! ( screams )

>> Man: We can finish off

Gomorrah.

>> Let's spare some.

They'll make good slaves.

>> Be rich pickings for us.

Rich pickings.

>> ( men laughing )

>> You all right?

Were you wounded?

>> I'm all right, my dear.

>> We heard that you won

a great battle.

>> We won.

>> Was it terrible?

>> Duty or no duty,

I'll never do it again,

I swear.

>> Well, you're all right.

That's all that matters.

I'll call the children.

Boys, boys.

Come and see who's here.

Come on.

>> Shemi!

>> Father!

What was it like?

>> Dad! Dad! You're home!

Dad!

>> Hurry!

>> I missed you lads.

>> Father,

how many did you kill?

>> What was it like?

>> Tell me.

>> Was it scary?

>> You must have danced

and sung when you won, Father.

>> You must have killed

hundreds.

>> I didn't kill anyone.

>> Did you bring us anything?

>> Did you bring us a sword

as a keepsake?

>> Somebody's ear.

Did you bring us an enemy ear?

>> Shh.

>> Or a nose?

No one has a Gomorrah nose.

We can put it on the mantel.

>> Oh, boys, your father's

come a long way to see us.

He's tired. Let him rest.

>> All right, Mother.

>> We'll talk about this later.

>> We should just be

grateful that he's home.

>> Come on,

get some rest, Father.

>> Sleep well.

>> This killing, destruction.

My own son thinks it's right.

Am I the only person

who is wrong?

>> No, you're not wrong.

>> Who said that?

Who said that?

>> I'm the Lord God.

Creator of Heaven and Earth.

>> Is it really You, God?