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THERE IS A STORY SOME KIDS
TELL OF WHEN THE WORLD WAS RULED
BY AN EVIL ADULT... A STORY
ABOUT A BOY, A BOOK, AND A TREE.
WAIT FOR ME-E-E-E!
OHHHH!
C-O-O-OME BACK!
YOU CAN'T JUST RUN OFF IN THE
MIDDLE OF YOUR SHIFT!
PAPPY'S GONNA BE AWFULLY SORE!
OH, LET HIM, BEN.
WE'VE BEEN SLAVING AWAY, MAKING
TAPIOCA FOR HIM FOR "ELEVENTY"
HUNDRED DAYS STRAIGHT!
AND ALL HE DOES IS SNEER, LIKE
HE'S THE EVIL KING OF THE WORLD
OR SOMETHING.
HE IS THE EVIL KING OF THE
WORLD!
WELL, I'M SICK OF IT!
I JUST WISH WE COULD... I DON'T
KNOW... FIGHT BACK OR SOMETHING!
WHOA!
CHECK IT OUT!
HEY!
WHERE YOU GOING?!
WHAT IS THIS PLA...
AAAHHHH!
WHAT'S THAT?
"THE BOOK OF... K.N.D."?
J-JUST PUT IT BACK AND LET'S
GO!
THIS PLACE IS CREEPING ME OUT.
BE QUIET, BEN.
I'M READING.
WELL, READ FASTER!
COOL!
THIS BOOK'S SOME KIND OF
INSTRUCTION MANUAL FOR BATTLING
ADULT TYRANNY.
IT SHOWS HOW TO SET UP SECRET
TREE HOUSES AND EVERYTHING.
AND CHECK IT OUT.
THERE'S A SECTION FOR EACH KID
TO WRITE DOWN HIS OWN STORY.
WE ARE NOT GONNA HAVE A STORY
IF PAPPY FINDS US HERE!
DON'T YOU SEE, BEN?
NOW WE HAVE THE TOOLS TO FIGHT
BACK.
WE CAN MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER
PLACE FOR US, FOR ALL KIDS.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF
CHANCE WE'D HAVE AGAINST PAPPY'S
POWERS?
ZERO!
BOYS, WHERE ARE YOU?!
SEE?!
BEN, TOGETHER WE CAN DO THIS.
I KNOW WE CAN.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
BOYS?!
SORRY.
SO, THAT'S IT?
YOU THINK THERE'S NO HOPE?
YOU THINK I HAVE ZERO CHANCE?!
WELL, I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT THE
NUMBUH ZERO CAN DO.
YEAH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH!
WE'RE SAVED!
TO THINK MY OWN SON WOULD
REBEL AGAINST MY EVIL POWER!
I'M GIVING YOU JUST THREE
SECONDS TO GO TO YOUR ROOM...
OR ELSE!
3...
2...
1...
ZERO!
UH-OH.
SOME KIDS SAY NUMBUH ZERO'S
VICTORY THAT DAY WAS THE DAWN OF
THE SEVENTH AGE OF THE KIDS NEXT
DOOR.
OTHERS SAY THIS STORY IS ONLY
MAKE-BELIEVE.
THERE NEVER WAS A NUMBUH ZERO,
AND THERE IS NO "BOOK OF K.N.D."
BUT I BELIEVE THE BOOK EXISTS,
AND I KNOW WHAT I WILL WRITE IN
THOSE PAGES IF I EVER FIND IT.
FIVE WORDS ONLY... "I AM KIDS
NEXT DOOR."
Captions by VITAC ...
CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY
CARTOON NETWORK
NUMBUH 1!
HEY!
KIDS NEXT DOOR, BATTLE
STATIONS!
SPECIAL DELIVERY, COURTESY OF...
NUMBUH 1, SUPREME COMMANDER
OF KIDS NEXT DOOR SECTOR "V."
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LET ME SAY
MY NAME, NUMBUH 101.
SORRY!
I'M JUST SO EXCITED YOU MADE IT
IN TIME.
I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I
COULD HAVE HELD OUT.
DELICIOUS!
ICE CREAM?
YOU WASTED MY VALUABLE TIME JUST
TO GET YOU AN ICE-CREAM CONE?!
NUMBUH 86 SAID I COULD.
AH!
THE NEXT TIME YOU CALL, IT HAD
BETTER BE IMPORTANT!
AAH!
NOW WHERE WAS I?
AH, YES, WELCOME TO THE KIDS
NEXT DOOR SERIOUSLY COOL MUSEUM
OF ARTIFACTS AND STUFF.
STEP LIVELY, PEOPLE... LOTS TO
SEE.
HERE WE HAVE SOME OF OUR
EARLIEST 2x4 TECHNOLOGY, SO
PRIMITIVE, IN FACT, THAT IT
DOESN'T EVEN USE RUBBER BANDS OR
STYROFOAM CUPS.
EXCUSE ME, MR. 101, SIR, WHAT
IS THIS?
THAT, MY DEAR SONIA, IS THE
ONE AND ONLY RECOMMISSIONING
DEVICE SAID TO BE BUILT BY
NUMBUH ZERO HIMSELF.
IT COULD REAWAKEN ANYONE'S
MEMORIES, EVEN IF THEIR MINDS
HAVE BEEN WIPED CLEAN IN ONE OF
OUR DECOMMISSIONING CHAMBERS.
DOES IT WORK?
OH!
IF YOU KNEW YOUR KIDS NEXT
DOOR HISTORY, YOU'D BE AWARE
THAT IT WAS DAMAGED BEYOND
REPAIR IN THE GREAT JUNIOR-HIGH
REBELLION OF '99!
HONESTLY!
SORRY.
OH, NEVER MIND THAT.
IF YOU WANT TO SEE SOMETHING
THAT'S COOL AND WORKS, FOLLOW
ME.
IT'S RIGHT THIS WAY, PAST THE
FOOD COURT AND GALLERY OF
SUPERVILLAINY.
OH, FOR PETE'S SAKE!
DON'T BE CHICKEN.
THEY'RE JUST STATUES SCULPTED
OUT OF NUMBUH 191's EAR WAX.
EW!
HERE WE ARE.
BEHOLD MY GREATEST INVENTION.
UH, THAT JUST LOOKS LIKE A
CALCULATOR.
FOOLS!
THIS IS A K.N.D.N.A. TRACER.
WITH JUST A TINY TRACE ELEMENT
OF DNA... AN OLD, CHEWED-UP GUM
WAD, SWEATY SOCK, OR A BOOGER...
IT CAN TRACK ANYTHING, EVEN THE
TRUE IDENTITY OF NUMBUH ZERO!
AND YES, IT'S ALSO A CALCULATOR.
OH, GIVE ME A BREAK!
NUMBUH ZERO'S A MYTH.
MY BIG SISTER SAID SO, AND SHE
SHOULD KNOW, 'CAUSE SHE'S
NUMBUH 362 AND ALL.
NUMBUH ZERO'S ABOUT AS REAL AS
THAT STATUE OF KNIGHTBRACE BACK
THERE.
I SMELL TOOTH DECAY!
NO NEED TO BE SCARED,
RIGHT, LEE?
IT'S ALL OF US AGAINST ONLY ONE
OF HIM.
WRONG, YOU BRATS!
MR. BOSS!
CRAZY, OLD CAT LADY!
MR. FIBB!
TOUR GROUP "F," BATTLE STATIONS!
CHARGE!
NO!
MY DIORAMA OF THE MISSING SECTOR
"Z."
I WORKED ALL WEEK ON THAT.
AAH!
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