Mr. Right (恋爱先生)

Mr. Right

Episode 20

Where did he learn that attitude of his?

Xiao Luo,

don't mind it.

If he doesn't want to eat, it's his loss.

We can now talk about serious business.

Uncle Cheng, I've thought about it.

About your matter with Auntie Yang,

we still must start with knowing the dance troupe well.

That's why, think about it. Do you know to play any musical instrument?

None.

You can't even play a harmonica?

I can't even complete the five notes of the pentatonic scale. My clap can't even hit the right beat.

Then do you have any talent?

What hobby or interests? What do you usually want to do?

Come with me. Come with me. See if these count.

Come. Come.

Here, come in.

A few years ago, Cheng Hao loved tinkering with these.

He bought a lot. Afterwards, he just left them here at home and didn't play with them anymore.

I then picked them up and self-taught myself a little.

To insist that I'm good at something,

only this can count.

Perfect.

Teacher Cheng, take my picture!

- Okay. Okay. - Hurry! I'm already raising my leg for a long time.

- One at a time. - Take my picture first!

- All of you, please pose. - Teacher Cheng, it's my turn.

Hurry! Hurry! Hurry up!

We'll take your pictures tomorrow.

Please take a picture of us!

Is it okay? Is this okay? I haven't had a picture yet.

It's my turn.

Don't fight!

Let us do it one by one, okay?

Auntie Wang, can you organize it for a minute?

One by one, okay? Don't rush.

Fall in line! Fall in line!

- I was first! I was first! - Okay, you go first.

Everyone, please move back a little. Please cooperate.

- Please move aside for her... - Let's move aside... Come...

- Okay. - So beautiful. - This way.

- Is this okay? - So pretty. - Open your fan.

- Okay. Okay. - Is this okay?

- Auntie Yang. - Come. Come. Hurry and sit here.

Why don't you want to get your photo taken?

I came down to have some exercise

and idle my time away. Why should I do such things?

What's the big deal? Just take some pictures for fun, then send it to your friend group.

Send to my friend group?

My pictures will also not look pretty at this age.

- I won't heckle with them. - You are being too humble.

Come early tomorrow morning.

- I surely will come again tomorrow. - We'll wait for you.

Teacher Cheng is quite interesting.

- He is such a good person. Quite cordial. - Isn't that right?

Tomorrow then. You guys rest first.

Go rest, please. Go rest. No, I'm not!

He is cordial and quite kind.

- Come earlier tomorrow! - Sure. Sure. - Come early.

Teacher Cheng.

Take a few photos of Auntie Yang.

Don't. Don't. Don't take my picture. I don't want it.

I don't have memory anymore.

- Just right. No need to take my picture. - No.

- Cellphone. Use your cellphone to take a photo. - Whose cellphone?

Your cellphone.

His cellphone is better than the camera, It has auto-editing function.

- Really? - Right. Right. Come.

Auntie Yang, that...just say 'cheese'.

It can automatically focus and is voice activated.

I still must say 'cheese'?

There is is. It's done.

No! No! I wasn't prepared.

Let us do it again...

I'm saying it now. Cheese.

- It's done. - Okay then. Stop taking my pictures.

You are so photogenic. Isn't it, Teacher Cheng?

Teacher Cheng. Teacher Cheng!

Stop looking at it by yourself. Show it to Auntie Yang.

Come, Auntie Yang, look.

Look at Teacher Cheng's skills. Really of good quality. So pretty.

Is this me? I look young.

Now that I'm old,

I can only look at these photos and reminisce.

Here.

How about you two share your WeChat account?

So Teacher Cheng can send you the photo.

Send the photo?

Teacher Cheng, isn't it when sending photos,

you must do it using a computer?

No need. You can do it now via phone.

Really? That advanced?

Okay.

I am so old-fashioned.

- How do I add? Help me add it. - I know! I know how to do it!

Open your phone first.

This is WeChat. Look. Press this one.

I've scanned it. I have it now.

Teacher Cheng, major breakthrough.

When we divorced, she has already deleted me from her WeChat friends.

For so many years, I've tried adding her again but she refused me.

.Yesterday, she approved of my request. Look.

Congratulations.

You didn't blurt out nonsense when you got excited, right?

I can't. Isn't it I came to you immediately?

I want you to guide me

on what can be said and what can't be said.

Since she approved me already, I should greet her, right?

It's so disrespectful to not greet, right?

You were able to do more disrespectful things before.

Trying to go with a new cultured trend?

Let me tell you. What's most important is not should you greet or not.

First, immediately delete all messed up things in your friends group first.

Don't expose that unbearable side of yours.

So right! Come, give that to me. I'll delete it for you.

Your WeChat message.

My message...

None. It must be yours.

Yes.

Teacher Cheng.

- Teacher Cheng. - Wait a minute.

Trying to pair my old man behind my back, is that it?

Teacher Cheng.

So sorry. Just some family emergency.

It's fine. Oh, wait a minute.

There are thousands of matchmakers online.

You were able to get a free one, so just be secretly happy about it.

Free doesn't guarantee professional service.

Teacher Cheng, look at mine.

As long as you are sincere, no need to be professional.

No, Teacher Cheng, I paid you.

You cannot just ignore me, right?

If you are really busy today, let's just talk next time.

I will be done soon.

So sorry. Right, you have paid.

- You must go first. - That's right.

You have really posted quite a lot.

Yes... This...

Can't do anything about it. I have so many friends.

All are some...

You also know. This...

Just eat first. I'll take care of this.

Okay.

It's done.

I already finished fixing your friend group.

Don't worry. There surely won't be any problem.

But remember. Don't talk first in the next 2 days.

Examples like how are you doing? What are you doing?

How's work lately? Goodnight. Those types of words.

To a woman that holds an inner alert against you,

it's meaningless.

I understand.

Also.

The second date, you must personally call her.

The reason can be your son's birthday.

Using family as an excuse, it makes it hard for her to say no.

Always remember. Never hope to ask her out on a date alone.

In short, if you want this old relationship to spark up again,

then you have to understand first,

whether this fire you're trying to light up is from dry wood or wet wood that's been soaked for a long time.

To a woman that's been hurt,

melting her is more important than sparking her up.

That's exactly right. That's exactly right.

Melt her.

Melt her.

Then if you don't have any other questions, I'm going to leave first.

Don't, don't, don't. Teacher Cheng. Teacher Cheng.

Why are you in such a hurry? Sit first. Sit first. The dishes haven't even been touched yet.

Look, look. Didn't you say I have to melt her?

Melt her, how do I melt her? Right?

What I can and cannot send on social media,

you still haven't told me yet.

How do I melt her? How do I change her?

I- I paid you the fee. You have to teach me, is that right?

Right. You paid the fee.

Then then then let's eat and chat at the same time.

Eat, eat and chat at the same time.

What should you send and what shouldn't you send...

First you... eat, eat, eat.

Your social media

You can't randomly send those...

It's really nice. It's really nice.

Let me keep one.

Cheese.

Cheese. One more. One more.

You're taking pictures? There's also me. There's also me.

You guys take pictures first.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

You're truly being a bother to the old man.

Why do you always have to say ugly things?

I spent time and money and even bought a box of photo paper

just to destroy your father's life? I'm not that idle.

Look. Look!

A serious and refined old man has now become like what?

Become like what? He has now become popular.

What's wrong with that? Can't take it that your father is more popular than you?