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No, no, the engagement is low.
The engagement is low, it needs to be...
I am okay.
I am okay.
I am okay.
Take his belt, watch and any other metallic object he's wearing,
and send him to the scan room.
Yes, I'll do it right away.
-And you sign this admission form. -Yes.
What exactly is wrong with him, sir?
Nothing is wrong. We'll dispatch him in the next couple of days.
Nothing is wrong?
Then why am I in so much pain?
Actually, you have a problem with your L4 and L5.
There's a strain.
If you don't take better care of yourself over the next couple of weeks,
then you can have a slipped disc.
What?
No need to worry.
I'll keep you under observation for the next few days.
-Okay. -Everything will be fine.
Thank you. Everything is fine. I am okay. I am okay.
Very good.
I won't have a slipped disc either. I am okay.
Thank you.
Naveen, I cannot stay here.
The product launched four days ago. and we haven't seen any traction yet.
The real task of marketing begins now.
He'll say he's going home but head straight to the office.
He's been staying at the office for the last four days. Ask him.
Listen...
The hospital guys will ask me to stay a couple of days,
and tell me to run a couple of tests. It will add to the bill.
We already...
Not now...
Can you guys go out, please?
Nancy, thank you. Tell everyone I am fine.
All is good.
How much is it?
How much is it?
2,15,000
Don't worry.
-I am sorry, guys. -Don't be crazy.
Sorry.
I know we've a cash crunch, but the company can reimburse half the bill.
No, Naveen.
We're already in a tight spot.
I cannot be a liability anymore.
Have you lost your mind? What liability?
What do you mean by liability, Mandal?
Get well soon and all the liabilities will be over.
I'm right.
And if you want to help,
then help with the marketing budget.
The tech team made a new product, now let me do my job.
This is my job now.
Mandal, focus on your job right now.
No, Naveen.
We must focus on user growth.
That's the most important metric.
-Yes, we are... -If we don't see a bump in user growth,
then we cannot close this round.
Get well first, otherwise, you'll see a bump on your back.
I know we've faith in this product,
but even apple needs marketing.
Okay.
-I will figure it out. -Yes.
Okay. Don't worry.
-You just... -Yeah...
-Get some rest. -I am alright. See, no stress.
-See, I am resting. -No working.
-I am resting. -Yes.
Get some rest. No talking either.
The doctor has said that you have to do it.
We know this moron won't stop working.
Someone needs to stay with him.
Don't worry, sir. I'll stay here and manage his workload.
Are you sure?
Call me if there is anything, okay.
Thank you.
-Come on, Pappi, let's go. -Yes.
I'll send his favourite pillow.
We'll also buy some fruits on the way.
The changes in the social media campaign, have they gone live?
-Yes, sir. -Show me the graph.
Wha...
Shall we try influencer marketing for promotions?
Sir, no 'blue-tick' guy is agreeing to our budget.
Do you want me to google, how to influence an influencer?
No.
Okay, this may be a long shot.
But have you seen the drone video?
To achieve something like that, we'll need a marketing genius.
But just take a look.
Nancy,
a marketing genius is just a marketing person with lots of money.
Sharks.
Pay attention! Pay attention! Pay attention!
Wait a minute.
What are you doing? Don't you want to make money?
Then skip if you can?
Skip... no wait.
We want initial traction, don't we?
We don't need any blue-tick guy for it.
Isn't he like a very down market?
Nancy...
I mean he is...
But we need to capture the market.
We'll think with up or down later.
But how are we going to capture the market with him?
-He has only 150,000 subscribers. -Nancy...
Nancy, he has 150,000 subscribers.
If we can get some of his viewers,
our user growth will start walking instead of crawling.
Pappi got my stuff, didn't he?
Pass it.
It's time to work from the hospital.
To make a unicorn, sometimes you got to stoop pretty low, Nancy.
But sir, after what happened between you two, do you think Rastogi will agree?
People don't agree, Nancy, they need to be convinced.
How am I looking?
I think Rastogi will agree.
After all, he was your friend.
I was your only friend.
Everyone in my group thought you were a zero,
but I thought you were Zuckerburg.
And yet you came to Bangalore and broke my laptop.
Blood Edwardo.
How can you forget why?
I wasn't happy about stealing the pen drive either.
I went on a guilt trip as soon as I got on the flight to Bangalore.
So, Mr. Rastogi, make just one video.
That will end your guilt trip,
and Pragati will get a five-star rating as well.
Look...life doesn't give everyone a chance for redemption.
I am not Shashank who needs redemption.
I need something else.
What?
If Pragati survives and you get funding for the next round.
Then you will have to become the angel investor
for one of my startups in the incubator.
It's been two years.
R-Cubator hasn't seen daylight yet.
If they don't show some results yet,
they will start thinking I am a zero.
Mandal, please.
I don't want to be the Mandal of this group.
Just one post and one video, please.
Can't do it this time, Mandal.
Everyone says I am too accessible.
They are telling me to go exclusive.
Please, talk to my manager.
No, not Pragati. Pragati is the name of my ex.
Okay, I'll do it.
But you must promise me one thing.
Every morning you'll try anulom-vilom and pranayam.
Will you do it?
I love your product, but I cannot do Amitji.
I am forwarding you everyone's number. Call everyone.
Where did you get my number?
Forget how I got it,
let me tell you what else I got from you.
So much of system, so much of knowledge.
Whenever I am lost,
I log on to YouTube and watch a couple of your thumbnails.
And that makes me happy.
Our thumbnails are good.
I am also quite nice, bro.
Mandal, I really liked the name of your product.
Very few startups choose a name in 'Hindi'.
So congrats on that.
I am ready to make content for you.
I hope you're not making any videos from RRR.
No.
Because 'Rastogi' is the Shakuni of the startup world for me.
Well, my videos will have more views. Girl power.
Do you have Ravish Kumar's number?
That's me, Raja Ravish Kumar.
Loyal to the youth, hello I am Raja Ravish Kumar.
Okay, bro. Anything for the Indian startup community.
Tell me about Pragati.
The app is called Pragati 2.0
Basically, our audiences overlap. So what do you think?
I haven't even used your app.
So if you think I will lie to my subscribers,
then I'll need more money for that.
What is your budget?
The teacher always gets his fee for teaching his pupil.
So you do epic shit, I am with you.
We'll do epic shit together.
Okay.
In the start-up community, Pragati launched like a superstar.
They have added several features,
that you'll run out of fingers.
Isn't it nice?
Mandal just nailed it.
This was just Rastogi.
He's collaborated with several micro and nano influencers.
The product is receiving great traction.
Nice curves, bro.
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