Adventure Time

Don't ever mess with me again.

Who was that?

The Princess of the Fire Kingdom.

Dude.

I think I have a crush.

What do you know about her, Jake?

I was trying to help you get over your Princess Bubblegum

sad times by hooking you two up.

But she's evil, man.

You shut your dirty mouth!

Dirty?!

Huh.

No, really, man!

Her dad said she was evil!

Nah, man.

I peeped beyond her burning gaze

and noshed hot lunch with her soul.

She ain't evil.

She's passionate.

Help me track her down.

Mmmmm...

Come on, man.

I really like her. Help me out.

Jake.

Jake, help me out.

Help me out.

Jake.

Jake, help me! Jake!

Jake, help me!!

Ye-e-e-e-a-ah, okay.

Whoo! All right!

You sure you're not into any other Princesses?

What about Wildberry Princess?

She's small and plump.

You could sleep on her like a pillow.

Could be nice.

Is that bird...

smoking?

Hey! Don't you judge me!

It was that fire chick down there that done this to me!

Oh!

Oh, Jake. Look at her.

She's innocent... like the steam off a puppy's nose

searching for ham in the snow.

Guy drops one piece of ham in the snow and he never hears

the end of it!

Snap out of it!

She's burning cute little flowers!

Yeah.

She is like a cute, little flower.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Oh, no! Are you okay?

I-I was just worried about you.

Huh?

Look, I-I'm sorry about before.

I-I don't know what happened, but I just...

I had to see you again.

And I don't know, really...

I don't know anything about you, but I just...

I really like you.

You know, you're... you're so...

beautiful.

Aaah!

Aah!

Ow!

Oh, glob!

Am I hurting you?

Yes! That's all you've done!

Are you trying to hurt me?

Is that why you're following me?!

I'm not following...

Well, I guess technically I am following you...

Hey! No! Wait!

I guess now I'm technically chasing you.

Finn!

Hold on!

Ow!

Toasty buns!

Where are you?!

I want to chat it up with you!

Oh, we lost her!

Whoa.

I am ambushing you!

Rrah!

Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Hey, I like your fireballs.

Huh?

Why do you torment me?!

I'm not trying to!

I just like you.

I think I... I think I like like you.

Listen, when I look at you, my brain goes all stupid,

and I just want to hug you and sit on the couch and...

and play Beemo with you.

I can't explain why, but...

I've never felt this way, and I think we should be together.

I...

Yeah!

Ugh! Enough!

You should not toy with the emotions of a fire elemental.

Wait! Wait!

I really didn't...

You told me you liked me, and you made my flame grow brighter.

But then you put me out...

Which hurt!

Gyah!

You're trying to impede me.

That must be your purpose.

But fire's purpose is to burn.

So I'm going to turn this land into my fire kingdom!

No!

Ooh! Ow! Hot! Hot!

She's headed for the Goblin Kingdom!

We need to defeat this fiery she-beast!

I can't fight her, man.

I'm still into her.

Finn!

What's more important...

your love for that screwball dame

or being a hero and saving the lives of innocent goblin folk?

Being a hero.

All right! Come on!

Let's go build fireproof suits!

I got to get back to her!

Dude, slow down, or your fire suit will be junk.

Ooh!

Is bags of old bread fireproof?

Jake!

You found Neptr!

I am the ultimate hide-and-seek champion.

15 months, 4 days, 9 hours, and you guys did not find me.