Euphoria

All right, y'all, I'm finna head out.

Wait, you're, uh, you're leavin'?

Yeah, I'm about to leave right now.

Is-is everything good?

Yeah, before you go, bro, I, I really gotta talk to you about somethin'.

Like what, man?

Everything.

The fuck is you talkin' 'bout, bruh?

Bro...

The fuckin' cops found Mouse's body.

Sorry.

Did you hear what I said?

Ch-ch-ch...

I thought you told me that Laurie killed Mouse, right?

Laurie? - Wha--

I never said that.

What are you talkin' about?

Yeah, you know, Laurie,

the drug dealer that lives in the apartment complex off Kemper.

Yeah, you were the one that told me she killed Mouse.

I never said that.

- Yes, you did. What are you talking about?

- Are you high? You know that Laurie and those

fucking people, they scare me.

Why are you trying to protect them?

I'm not fuckin' protecting anyone.

What the fuck is this?

- So, you're working for Laurie? Hey, no!

So how about you just shut the fuck up!

Okay, then why are you trying to cover up a murder that she committed?

All right, now.

Think it's time for you to get outta here, big fella.

Bro... we gotta figure out what the fuck we're gonna say.

- Okay, this is becoming a fucking issue. - Wait, Ash. Ash, Ash!

No!

Do you ever think about the future?

Yeah, all the time. - Really?

Yeah.

Like you have a plan?

I mean, I don't, I don't got, like, a plan-plan,

but I be thinking about

living on a farm, you know?

I don't really see you as a farmer.

Yeah, fuck it.

Get some horses, cows, pigs, chickens, goats.

Have a little family.

Like some "Little House on the Prairie"-type shit. You know?

I don't know if I know that show.

You never heard of "Little House on the Prairie"?

Okay, this might sound kind of crazy but,

my plan is to have, like, three kids at 30.

Like, each one a year and a half apart.

So from 30 to 58, I can focus on,

you know, being a good mom and raising my kids, et cetera, et cetera.

And then, drop the last one off at college at 58.

Which will give me, like, 32 years

to focus on me and live my life

and take my time with writing.

I mean, you really got this shit all figured out, huh?

Yeah. It's kind of crazy, right?

I mean...

they got, they got three kids in that show.

There's no need to forget your manners.

Just because we're hundreds of miles from civilized folk.

If you lived in a place like this, do you think you'd have a gun?

Hell yeah, I'd own a gun.

I hate guns.

Nobody's ever got shot at and thought to they-self,

"Whoa! Thank goodness we didn't have a gun to shoot back." You know?

Yeah, but then what are the police for?

Fucked if I know. Shit.

Wait, are you on Instagram or Twitter?

Hell no.

- Really? Why? - Oh yeah.

Well, why would I want anybody

knowin' what I'm thinkin' or feelin'?

I don't know. You can connect

with people who have similar interests.

Mmm. I just feel like people

be sharin' way too much on there.

- Online? - Yeah.

They be ruinin' the mystery, you know?

Like, say if I like a girl,

I wanna find out what she's about on my own, you know?

I don't wanna google the scraps.

I wanna, I wanna peel back the layers.

Yeah, but, like, why would you wanna waste time getting to know someone...

if you don't have anything in common with them?

I don't know. That's what I like

about you the most, though, like...

we don't really have nothin' in common.

That's not true. We both...

have the same sense of humor,

and... are empathic and curious.

And wanna have, like, kids.

Those aren't interests, you know, those are

real character traits.

It's-- That's the important shit that, that

people don't post online.

Yeah, I never thought about it that way.

Well, aren't you glad that we became friends?

Yeah... very much so.

Yeah, me too.

Hey, Lexi! It's going so well!

We're gettin' a lot of really good laughs.

Yeah, let's not get cocky, okay?

Oh god.

...thousand versions of myself.

Only do I look good, but I fucking feel good--

Lexi, you really outdid yourself.

I mean...

where did she find these knock-offs.

Oh shit.

I had no idea

that my sister had this in her.

Good job, right?

Isn't she brave?

She's up here, unpacking all of her trauma.

I had no idea how hard your life was, Lexi.

- Shush! - Can we give a round of applause

for how hard Lexi's life is?

Come on, guys.

I know they hack the heads off of women in Afghanistan or wherever.

That's racist! God.

It is nothing compared to living in my shadow.

Yo, is this like a part of the play?

- Is this part of the play?

I don't know.

- Lexi. Her name's Luna!

Is this part of the play?

- Lexi? Stop, please stop.

This is your show. Come out!

You're the big star of the day!

- Oh shit. - Please, Cassie, stop it.

You're the star of the night.

She's always wanted to be the star.

Whoo-hoo! Go, Lexi!

This is your big moment. Shine!

Please, stop. Please, stop. Please, stop. Please, stop.

I should stop? Me?

I'm not the one putting on a play

- to humiliate and embarrass you! - I didn't do that.

Oh really?!

Then what is this?!

- What act are we in? - Don't question it.

That's the brilliance of Lexi Howard.

Hi, everyone.

I'm Suze. I'm the girls' mom in real life.

Oh my god.

Um, played by Ethan.

Where is he? Ethan?

Who by the way--

he-- you have me down to a, to a, to a science, honey.

- Thank you. Thank you, guys. I appreciate it. - He's gonna win an award.

Honey, let's go home.

- I deserve this, right? - Oh my god, please, Mom, Mom.

- I deserve this? Stop!

Mom, stop! - Shh, you stop it.

Lexi, I'm going to fucking kill you.

I deserve this, right?

Because I've actually lived a life?

Mom?

I'm the one who takes risks.

Show us your boobs!

I'm the one who falls in love?

I'm the one who gets hurt, not you, Lexi!

You never even fucking lived!

That's why you're able to stand up here and judge all of us!

You're just a fuckin' bystander.

- Alright, alright-- - Mom, stop!

Alright!

Oh, okay...

Well if that makes me a villain,

- Whoo! - Then so fuckin' be it.

I can play the fucking villain.

Yeah, do it!

Lexi, is this the part of the play

where I steal Jake from Marta?

No, Cassie, that's not in the play.

It is now!

Who said that?

Look, I wanna say, I get it.

- Oh god... - I understand what you're going through.

- I do not want to hear from you. - I lived it.

Wait, Hallie steals Marta's boyfriend?

I don't know how many times I have to say this.

They were not fucking together.

Yeah, not only that,

but she was fucking him the entire time

Marta was talking about getting back together with him.

No... Why?

Because Hallie is a two-faced cunt.

- I'm not a cunt! You're the cunt!

You're the fucking cunt, bitch!

I am not a fucking cunt.

Language, missy!

Okay, okay, you know what?

You're just fucking embarrassing yourself.

- Let's go home. - I'm not going home.

- The play's not over. - Oh, my god.