DC's Legends of Tomorrow

- Grab anything you can to put the eggs into.

Guys, hurry up!

- It's a bomb. - Yeah.

- Egg!

Get down!

Mick, you okay?

- Charred. Nothing new.

- At least this little guy's unharmed.

Give me that.

- You guys saved them. Why?

- Those are Mick's kids you're talking about.

That makes them family.

- Look, I get why Bishop would break the ship,

but why make such an elaborate prank out of it?

- He was stalling, and mission accomplished.

- And now the bomb obliterated Gideon's mainframe,

which means we are stranded.

- You're stranded. I still got my ship.

That gyrating bastard.

- Let me guess, Bishop stole your ship.

I'm gonna kill him.

- Oh! - Oh!

Oh, my God, B.

- Oh, hey, guys. What happened to my couch?

- I knew something was up with John.

I shouldn't have gone home. I should've been here.

- What could you have done? We were all fooled.

- I know a thing or two about addiction.

When we get John back on board, he's not leaving my sight.

- It's too late, B. John is gone.

- "Gone," what do you mean "gone?"

Like he escaped?

He's dead.

- Oh, that's not possible. He--he's John Constantine.

He can't be dead.

How?

He tried to control

the Fountain of Imperium, which turns out

is an ancient fungal network that's been keeping Earth safe

from invasive aliens for eons.

Bishop tricked John into poisoning himself

to kill the Fountain,

and I watched John die.

He decomposed into the ground,

and all that was left was this.

- Whoa. May I?

- Wait a second. Where's Spooner?

Yeah, about that...

So you're the time travelers

who found my Esperanza in the future.

- It's nice to meet you despite the circumstances.

- I'm so grateful that she's here with me now.

But I don't know how much longer she will stay.

Is she dying?

- Nothing I've tried is helping to stop it.

I'm a healer...

And I can't help my own daughter.

Ay, mi amor.

How are we doing in here?

- How's it look, smart-ass? The CPU was obliterated.

Found some replacement parts,

but the wiring needs to be completely rerouted and--

- What's the timer for? - The eggs, dummy.

They need to be rotated every 12 minutes.

Oh, I got 'em.

- Just a quarter turn only. No, that's too much.

- I got it. I got it.

Relax.

- Shouldn't you be strategizing with your loser human friends,

coming up with some zany hijinks

to save a doomed planet or something?

- Nope. I'm staying with my kids.

Your kids?

In Necrian culture,

the mother raises the children alone.

- Look, I wasn't around for my daughter, Lita.

I was lucky she let me back into her life,

but I'm never making that mistake again...

Ever.

- We should take her back to the ship.

The med bay is-- scratch that--totally broken.

It wouldn't help anyway.

Spooner is like this because of what's happened

to the Fountain. The two of them are linked.

- Chances of that being a coincidence?

Slim to none.

- That's it? So much for an invasion.

- It's a scout. They're watching us.

[creatures huffing and hissing]

- Fountain's dying. Earth is ours.

Send the beacon.

- Spooner, Spooner, what beacon?

You need to run now.

Over here!

Shoot it!

I don't have a clear shot!

- - Well, then shoot us both!

I--okay!

Sara, you okay?

- Yeah, where's the other one? - Huh?

- If they were the scouts, then...

- That was them ringing the dinner bell.

There's more coming.

We are so screwed.

- The Zagurons know the Fountain's dead,

and they're coming.

- The Fountain isn't dead. It's dying.

Those things are here to finish it off

and take over what's left.

Spooner translated the Zag' thoughts.

The power is still inside her, but it is fading fast.

- Well, that means there's still hope.

You know, we just have to save the Fountain/Spooner

before the armada of carrion lizards

overwhelms our planet and kills everyone in sight.

Easy-peasy.

- All right, guys, let's brainstorm.

Let's figure out a way to heal this Fountain.

- We're gonna figure it out, babe.

Mm.

What is it?

- I think this is Bishop's plan,

for me to watch you and everyone I love die,

for me and him to be the only two left.

- Well, it won't happen. We won't let it.

What, B?

- I know you want to be alone right now,

but I need you to look at the mushroom.

- I'm good, thanks. - I don't think John's dead.

I think he's inside this little guy.

Just look and listen

and clear your mind.

Are you high right now?

Did you come to me after John died stoned?

No, John isn't dead,

and that means he can still help us.

He'll know what the Fountain needs to heal.

Stop.

Even if he were somehow alive,

he's the last person we should ask for help.

Lest you forget, he screwed all of us over

for his pathetic ego trip.

- The Zagurons are coming to Earth?

I gotta fix this thing faster.

They almost killed me once. I am not facing them again.

- You won't be alone this time. - There is no beating them.

There's only escaping.

- You want to take the ship and run.

It's the smart thing to do.

Don't worry. I'll keep the kids safe.

You could-- you could come too if you want.

Oh, I'm back.

Oh, you've got to be kidding me.

- I'm back! Hello, Legends.

Did you miss me?

By the time you see this recording,

I expect John will be dead.

The Fountain will also be dead,

and my Zaguron friends

should be on their way to destroy you.

I hope I've got that right.

Otherwise possible egg on my face, ooh.

And because I can literally think Sara's thoughts,

about now is the time that Sara Lance

has figured out my plan

for us to live together forever

after everyone else has died

as the new Adam and Eve.

Sara, your mind must be racing,

realizing that the only one

who can save the Fountain is me.

And, spoiler alert, I'm not gonna.

- All right, so his message gave me an idea.

He said he's the only one who can save the Fountain.