Suicide Squad Isekai (異世界スーサイド・スクワッド)

So...

have you ever thought about

going to a new world that's different from this one?

A place that has hella good food, killer music...

Extra fluffy beds, you name it!

C'mon, doesn't that sound great?

S... Spare me! I'll do anything!

Harley.

I'm gonna take you there!

To a new world!

Have you double-checked the equipment?

Just finished. What about the main program?

Performing the final check now.

Hurry. Power is our main priority, so just ignore any small leaks.

Roger that. Unit Two, I need your support on this!

Everything's ready, ma'am!

Then start it up.

Was that perfect or what, Puddin'?

We're just getting started, honey!

Consider this the prelude to a very, very long show.

- Harley. - Yay!

A new world!

That's music to my ears!

It's exactly what I've been itching for.

The modern world is so ugly!

And worst of all...

it's unfair.

What's the matter?

The power output is lower than we expected.

It won't last...

Then increase the load.

But that would put too much strain on her...

There is no "her." Just a tool to open the Gate.

Now do it.

You are totally right.

Deep down, that's what everybody's thinking about!

Even people who're sitting pretty, eating good every day

and bossing around their countless minions!

You mean, they just wanna blow this pop stand and go someplace else?

That's right! To a new world!

Can you guess why?

It's because their soul, or their existence...

or whatever you wanna call it, is screaming on the inside.

It's saying, "This isn't who I really am!"

People are so stupid!

But nobody ever takes the leap.

And that's why we're going to change things!

We'll use whatever it takes, whether it's guns or these scraps of paper...

and change the world!

Hey, Puddin'?

Let's enjoy a drink before we do that.

Changin' the world is a tough job, ya know?

Hang back for a bit, 'kay?

Booze tastes all the sweeter

when I drink it while waiting for my lover.

Harley.

You're the best woman alive.

Cuz' I'm your woman, Puddin'.

Hey! Everybody havin' a good time?

Aw, jeez. Is this a funeral or what?

Welcome in.

Gimme something sweet. Super sweet.

Where's KJ?

Taking the day off?

Yeah, called in with a cold.

Fun fact, there's nobody named KJ at this bar.

Puddin'! Don't come in here!

Ma'am! We really need to stop!

Just keep going.

Don't stop!

Upsy-daisy.

Hey, Puddin'? Where are you?

Come in.

I don't know what a samurai could have against little ol' me.

Uh, gosh... what a pretty sword!

Your mask needs some work, though!

Do you use a flat iron on that hair...

I'm sorry.

The Joker slipped through our fingers.

That's rich!

No freakin' duh.

My Puddin' would never get caught by chumps like you.

Wait for me, Puddin'.

I'm gonna find my way back to you for sure.

This is where it all begins.

We've finally opened the doorway to a new world.

Half a year later

Codenamed A.R.G.U.S

Please wait a minute! Are you out of your mind?

I've already gotten approval.

But these people are supervillains, the worst of the worst!

And it's going to come down on my head if anything goes wrong!

Are you picking a fight with me?

Not at all, ma'am.

Well, you've already got a major problem to answer for.

There's a discrepancy in the number of supplies coming into the asylum

versus those going out.

It's been like that ever since you took over here.

So shut up and do what I say.

Otherwise, you'll spend the rest of your days behind bars

instead of in front of them.

Open it.

That you, Wade? Hang on, this is the best part!

Hey, I said hang on!

What is this, a surprise party?

Get out.

You're going to do a job for me.

Who are you?

You're not my mom, that's for sure.

Wait, Harley.

I've been extra good to you, haven't I?

I gave you the best possible treatment!

So the least I deserve is a thank you...

Sorry, pal.

But there's only one guy who gets free reign over me.

Both romantically and physically.

Take her away.

Lead me to the next cell. Hurry up.

You're... insane!

Nobody in their right mind would ever let these scum out.

Obviously.

It's impossible to change the world without embracing insanity.

Yo.

Rise and shine, little lady.

Ugh, goddammit!

I wanted Tweety's voice to be the first thing I wake up to

in the morning!

Why I gotta see your nasty face?

Oh, great. A psycho chick.

Hey. Watch your mouth.

That's no way to treat a woman who you've just met.

A real gentleman always carries himself with elegance.

Aw shucks!

Now that's more like it!

I'm liking you already.

Gentleman?

Where the hell's your bowtie, then?

I can't deny we're wearing the same outfit.

But I'm just built different.

Don't you notice anything special about my face?

I'm seeing two eyes, two ears, one nose, and one mouth.

Yep. You're a real looker. Not my type, though.

Do you two just not watch movies or what?

No way! You're a movie star?

What about TV?

I've watched every season of Game of Thrones !

Just forget it.

Isn't this one of those shock-and-awe scenes?

No, maybe they're going with foreshadowing.

Like it's more exciting if they notice who I am later on.

What's the deal with Jason over there?

Have an accident while shaving or what?

I never make mistakes.

People seeing my face could interfere with my mission.

Mission?

That's right. It's a noble cause.

Hold the damn phone.

Do you know the reason they hauled us out here?

Yes, we're on a mission for peace.

Because I don't put in work for anything else.

Peace? Us?

This is just perfect!

Now we've got a crazy mofo, too.

It's about time you woke up, dirtbags.