Khaao Piyo Aish Karo

God, please send me someone to con just like you send me these troubles.

Then I will also buy a scooter on instalments.

Are you blind? Can't you see?

I didn't know you are hiding here.

Yes, indeed! You bought fuel for twenty

rupees and now you can't see human beings.

Wow. It seems the good times are here.

Mitha who has a cycle is talking about petrol.

Go away. Otherwise, the villagers will say that one relative killed another.

Just reap the harvest on time, that's enough.

You have spent your entire life fixing the chain of the cycle.

You can't even kill an ant.

Have courage.

I will pull you with this very chain.

Bring the chain, I'm standing right here.

Hold on, you have taken Mitha for granted.

You have nothing to do. You can stand here the entire evening.

I, on the other hand, have a hundred things to do.

-Sat Sri Akal, brother. -How are you, Sundar?

Mitha, greetings!

You fool, if you want to die then go die under a truck.

Someone may give you four-five lacs then.

No, I don't want four-five lacs.

Give me the money that you owe me.

Listen, am I running away somewhere?

I need my money, I have to send it home.

You silly man, the world is evil. Someone may snatch your money.

I'm going to UP next month. I will take it to your house.

I beg of you. Paytm works on my phone. I will send it through that.

Give me some money at least.

Why some? I will give you all of it. How much money do I owe you?

-Thirteen thousand. -Is you mind alright?

Do you sell poppy husk? How did such a big amount come?

What do you mean how? It came.

What do you mean? Have you forgotten the amount you borrowed?

I am a mason. I work the entire day.

I don't wander around aimlessly like you.

Don't call us aimless after putting a few bricks here and there.

Brother, you are Ambani. Give me back my money.

Okay, I will think about it.

Do one thing, give me two thousand rupees.

Why?

So that it becomes a round figure of fifteen thousand.

And I have to buy a fridge in the evening on instalments.

Oh, God.

So? Have you taken your money back from the Sardar?

Go away.

Or I will give you a cheque for Bank of Baroda.

The scooter must be thinking that it's stuck with such poor people.

Why are you so jealous of him?

You can also buy a scooter.

You say he fills the fuel with twenty rupees.

You can fill it with thirty rupees.

Be the one on top.

Go away. Don't make me kick you.

-Get lost. -Fine. I'm going.

I'm going to work. I will see you in the evening.

I don't know if my scooter will come or not.

But I won't let you keep yours either.

I will give dad tea and come.

Harman, pick the chillies after chopping the onions.

-Okay, mom. -Here, dad. Drink your tea.

Jeeta is here too.

At least, put some sugar in it.

-Is it less? -But, of course.

Never mind. Eat some jaggery later.

Jeeta, did you bring my almond oil?

I couldn't get the almond oil, dad.

Just make do with groundnuts for now.

Constipation can't be cured with groundnuts.

Everything is so expensive and he wants almonds.

Harman, keep this grocery.

Brother, do you want tea?

Give me some if it's already made.

Yes, it's already made. Give your brother some tea.

Harman, come. I will clean the scooter in the meantime.

Forget cleaning. Hurry up. I'm late.

Mom, give me my bag.

Why are you laughing? Did Sardar return your money?

What happened here?

Who did this?

Brother, did you ask someone to service the scooter last night?

No one can open the screws during day time.

It's in pieces.

There was no noise last night too.

The scooter wasn't going to scream that it's being opened up.

I am a light sleeper, dad.

You must be drunk last night so you didn't come to know.

Oh, my God!

What if some outside spirit has entered the house?

Not an outside spirit, Aunt. It seems to be someone on the inside.

What do you mean someone on the inside?

I can't tell you the name, brother.

But yes, I can give you this much hint

that the rascal owes me a lot of money.

Now pay, you rascal.

-What happened to him? -Come, inside!

I've heard people saying come outside.

This is a new goon. He's saying come inside.

-Who did that to the scooter? -Am I your watchman?

By the way, it's really sad.

May the scooter rest in peace.

May God give you strength, elder brother.

May I say something?

You were acting so smart because of this pathetic scooter.

Now go and cover it with a cloth.

I will cover you with a cloth.

I will open you up like the scooter! Just watch!

-Wait! -Don't do this.

You may borrow my cycle whenever you need.

I got the chain fixed.

You won't admit it now. I know you have done this!

The things that you're doing now, I learnt them years before you.

Did you become a DC then?

If you had spent two months at a scooter shop,

you would have zoomed off by now.

Watch your mouth!

Don't fight.

The ones who want to fight don't watch their words.

Have you ever used a stick?

Wait here, you goon!

-Wait and watch! -Let it be!

-Don't fight. -What happened?

Why are you fighting? What's going on?

-Go inside, brother. -I am inside.

First, you destroyed the scooter and now you're trying to act smart!

What is there to act smart about?

You are such terrible relatives!

Look at you suspecting us like that!

Mitha, keep your cycle inside from now on.

I will keep my cycle on my bed.

I think they are the ones who keep destroying the chain of the cycle.

-Go away! -Let such relatives go to hell!

-You go to hell! -Get lost! Come on, everyone.

Come inside, son.

Don't talk to that guy.

You can't trust people like him.

People are coming for your marriage, they may ruin everything.

-I will thrash him up. -Go to school, Harman.

Alright, dad.

Sat Sri Akal, all elders.

-Sat Sri Akal. -Sat Sri Akal.

Is everyone alright and healthy?

-All is well. -All is well, son.

I want two minutes of your time.

Why two minutes? Take four.

Everyone, stop playing cards. Listen to the boy.

-Gurvinder. -Yes.

What are you doing here?

Didn't you go to school today?

No, I was listening to all the lies that the company people tell.

Every time they con the Jatts.

I won't let it happen this time.

Alright, my elders. I will tell you the rest tomorrow.

I have some important work now.

-Alright, then. -Listen, Chief!

Let's play cards.

This is a village where they kill first and ask his crime later.

Now, get lost.

Son, I think you listen to too many Punjabi songs.

Go on, go to your school. Your madam asked you to go.

-Are you alright, mom? -Yes, daughter.

Tell me, has the government picked up the paddy?

They have picked up nothing, mom.

The government passes new bills all the time,

to trouble everyone unnecessarily.

What should the governments do, brother-in-law?

The people con them so much too.

Just take a look around.

If the people help the government sincerely,

-the government will help them too. -Stop it now.

Finish your food and let's go. We'll be late.

Where will you go so late? Go in the morning.

No, mom. He has to go to work in the morning.

The black lentil?

Your mom used to make very delicious black lentil too.

I'm missing my younger sister now because of the black lentil.

Brother, pour some more.

That's enough, brother. He has to drive too.

And if you weren't so drunk that day,

Jassi's mom would still be alive.

Your lover has brought a new fridge. Have some cold water, darling.

Wait! Pull the brakes!

Dad, come help me lift the new fridge.

Mom, get some oil to welcome the fridge.

What have you bought now?

Mom, I bought a new fridge for you.

Have cold drinks and live well.

Do you look nice buying ice for five rupees everyday?

Now you may have ice cream for breakfast.

Come on, don't get me in trouble now.

Last month, you bought a washing machine on instalments.

They came and took it away.

Be grateful, for one instalment of two hundred, you washed clothes all winter.

Had you given them to the washerman,

he would have charged you two thousand rupees.

See your son's wisdom.

What wisdom? Tomorrow they will take away the fridge too.

-What is the use? -There is so much use.

It will be winter soon.