Newness

Morning.

There is a customer who wants a consultation at the register.

Okay, I'll be two seconds.

Also, you know how today's my last day

before I go to med school.

Shit, I didn't realize.

Yeah.

I'm having this thing tonight at chacha if you wanna come.

Damn, I'd love to

but I can't tonight, i got plans, I'm sorry.

But thank you for everything, you've been awesome.

Yeah no, it's fine.

It's been great working for you.

You're gonna kill it. Thank you.

Very good.

Little better.

It hurts some more?

You're doing so good.

Okay, you don't need me anymore.

Just go and have fun.

What's up?

Well she doesn't have her insurance

so I don't know what to do.

Is it for you?

No, it's for my mom.

She's really sick and it's very expensive,

I really need it.

Hey, I'll cover it and then she can pay next time or something. Are you sure?

Have a good day.

- Thank you. - No, thank you.

I just get on my phone and I just start swiping.

I like black girls, i like persian girls,

I like white girls, i like Asian,

well I've never been to the Asian world as you have

and sometimes... a big ole racist over here.

I'm not racist. Yeah, you are.

You have your own thing too, man. You love Asian girls, you know.

Bethany was clearly Japanese.

You wouldn't shut up about her.

I knew she was clearly Japanese,

but I married her because I loved her not because I was like, I need a Japanese.

How many times did he say, Bethany takowa.

Bethany takowa. The whole time.

You like their name, you say it.

But she was Japanese, that's what we're talking about.

She was half Japanese. Yeah so.

That's his wife man, come on.

My ex, ex wife. -Ex wife, so it shouldn't matter because...

well yes, but we don't have to talk about her like that, I don't know.

Let's not talk about her. And you're a lucky man

for having an Asian girl, that's all it is. Thank you, thank you.

I'm gonna go to the bathroom, do you need anything? I'm good.

- Alright. - You?

Why'd you bring up Bethany?

Because we talking about fucking

persians and blacks and latinas

and fucking asians fit in that.

So does he have a job?

Does he work, does he make money?

He says he's an instagram model.

An instagram model?

Let's just let that hang there for a second.

- What is that? - Instagram model, that's not a job.

Show me his photos.

My god, crazy abs.

You have an appetite, you know that?

You have an appetite to.

I'm not dating as many people as you are.

I'm not dating as many people,

I'm just trying to find someone who can make me cum.

This is a girl's night.

- Crazy abs' texting. - Girls?

Girl night?

- How're you guys doing? - Hi, how are you?

Is everything okay?

Try to make sure it's always good for you guys.

Are you sure you don't need anything else?

Bye, love you, be safe.

My best friend had met her boyfriend

at the time on the app

and suggested I try it.

Just kind of for fun basically,

and I didn't even realize this, but when I moved into the building

my best friend at the time

was sleeping with the guy on the fifth floor,

so she would literally go out

and then come to my apartment

and I would fluff her hair

and then she would go sleep with him and come back. No.

And then sleep in the same, yeah, they'd tell me all about it.

And so you're not a doctor?

No. -You're a pharma dude. Yeah. So what's the difference?

Well the doctor, you know is a doctor.

Right.

I work in the pharmacy.

Right.

What's up?

Shit.

God.

Do you want to go down on me now?

We kinda just met.

Hey I'm gonna go shower.

You okay? Yeah, yeah.

I took too many.

Took too many what?

Klonopin.

How many did you take?

I don't remember.

I'm gonna get you a glass of water.

No, I'm good.

Okay I'll be right back. Okay.

Let it out, let it out.

- Hi. - Hey.

Sorry.

How's it going?

- Good. - Yeah?

I got a shot of Jameson.

- Okay? - Perfect, yeah.

Would it be better if you go to my place or?

Yeah.

But do you want to have a beer before?

Yeah, yeah yeah, of course.

Modelo?

- Yeah. - That good?

Can we get two modelos?

- Yeah. - Thank you.

How long you been on wings?

A while, I don't know yeah, yeah.

How long have you been?

Like six months.

I go through phases though,

like sometimes I use it

and then other times I just.

I don't know if I'm a big fan.

Really, why?

I mean to be honest I feel like,

80% of the time i feel like a dildo

attached to a warm body.

I do, that's the honest truth.

People look at me and I'm like, that's it.

You're from Spain originally?

Yeah. Where about? From Barcelona.

I came here for school.

Yeah?

And then I like it and then I stayed.

Yeah, nine years I've been here.

What were you studying?

I did history

and then I did two bachelor degrees.

But not just partial like, psychology.

Right.

And then evolutionary biology.

- They're very different. - That's a lot of school.

Yeah, it's a lot. Tell me something evolutionarily biological.

Most fascinating biological fact.

Yeah one, maybe you know,

is that, you know that the tip of the human penis, it's shaped like a mushroom.

Well like, some penises are shaped like.

Most, I think, yeah.

Most.

So that's just literally because then

the penis can scoop out

another man's sperm from inside the vagina.

What?

Yeah, they go there and they do like,

this is my thing, this is my place,

just fuck off.

It's like a weird pooper scooper for jizz.

Yeah.

And then what else?

You studied all three of those,

you still in school, no?

No no, I'm working now.

Where you working?

I'm a physical therapy assistant. Okay cool.

Maybe this is the problem, I don't know,

but I really like new things.

You know, constant newness. Right.

When there's something new, I'm really into it, I go for it

and then after a while I ditch it.

Like I don't like it anymore, I get bored,

whatever, so, I just go like, okay whatever. You know?

Yeah, I get that.

It's hard for me to really know what I want to do.

You just gotta start doing something, right?

I mean at some point i had to leave school

and press play and real life.

You have pressed play?

I haven't pressed play, I kinda, I just,

I unplugged the console and threw it out the window,

and just stopped playing

because I was like, this game's rigged. Wanna have another beer here?

- Yeah. - Yeah?

- The other way? - Other way.

Red.

Red. See. Red, wait wait wait.

That one.

Go ahead,

click an image to select. Which one?

My god!