The Job Whisperer (Vidente Por Acidente)

Psychic by Accident

So, God. Architect.

Do you believe I'm really an architect, are you sure?

- Not this again, Ulisses. - I'm sorry. It's just that...

With all due respect. I believe you need some creativity on the team.

My mom's an architect. My father's an architect. I'm an architect.

It's a copy paste of our profession. For God's sake. God.

What is my vocation?

What is my mission? In life?

The answer is right before the eyes.

- It's not possible. - Just look.

It's normal to have doubts.

- Did you had any doubts? - Me? Of course!

Remember when I first invented Pinball machines?

It was the hater's delight.

Put I put my foot down.

Veterinary! I love animals.

And so does Snow white. But it didn't turn her into an animal doctor.

Comedian! I know the best jokes! What a Bishop does?

Moves diagonally.

Wake up, Ulisses.

Karaoke singer. I scored 73 on Stairway to Heaven.

Karaoke was made so you could suck, Ulisses. Wake up!

- Philosopher! - Wake up, Ulisses.

- Agronomist? - Wake up, Ulisses.

- Personal Trainer? - Wake up, Ulisses.

- Poet? - Wake up, Ulisses.

God! What? Dear!

Happy birthday.

Blow the candles and make a wish.

So you can wear on our visit to Greece. Perfect!

Look at me! My face. Greece!

- Greece! - Yey, Greece!

Where's the lid?

Oh, here it is.

And on Ligia Rapello's show today, people who are unhappy at work.

Where they live? What do they eat?

Are you one of them?

Right Choice?

Vocational Coach. Your Vocation in 10 minutes or your money back.

Meet the creator of Vocational regression: "I will find your vocation."

I found it.

I won't change my mind. Coming here was a waste of time.

No, this is a big decision. Isn't it, Doctor?

We can try a vocational test.

But is she's so sure about architecture, what could we do?

This test that you do. Just out of curiosity,

is it for life, or can the results change in 20, 30 years?

Maria, I got it.

Your father is afraid you'll regret it when you are 40.

What about that think that parent may influence the career of their kids?

Maria, look at your father,

and tell him that if he wants to schedule a session, I have some time Wednesday.

It should be Ulisses picture.

I told them, use the image on the flash drive.

I guess they got messed up.

But, you fired me before and it was really bureaucratic to hire me again.

I wouldn't fire you because of this.

Where's your party spirit today?

Beautiful flash drive.

Mrs. Betarello. I want,

with all due respect of course, I'd like to make a suggestion.

We could have this party at Ulisse's office. Here it's too predictable.

- We have it here every time, so... - Patricia. I know what's best for my son.

You're right.

Congratulations and his name.

- Hi, mom. - Hi, honey.

What's with the hat, Ulisses?

- Maria gave me. - Come over.

Help me choose the logo,

the Himalaya launches tomorrow!

A surprise party for me, mom. Really?

It's like pictures of the moon. It never works.

God, it's your birthday! I've totally forgot about it.

Happy birthday, my love! I'm the worst mom ever.

So, if I enter right there, and turn,

there will be no one to say: Surprise!

No, dear. I gave the day off for everyone. They deserve it.

Day off? Alright. I'll get to work.

Surprise!

I knew it.

I knew you wouldn't notice if we had the party in your office.

The gift! The gift! Come!

So beautiful. And expensive.

- Wow! - My!

Happy birthday to you...

Architect. Am I really an architect?

The answer lies right before our eyes.

Hello.

Guess his name.

Pastel de Vento .

Is it a funny name? It is. But you won't forget it.

Everything can be, If you want it will be .

Dreams always comes for those who dream .

Isn't this the lyrics to Xuxa's Cristal Moon ?

Of course, Ulisses. That's so you can see I take from every source.

So I can pass the knowledge from my masters, to beginners.

Ordinary, like yourself.

Take this tea. It's from a viking ritual.

I'm not talking about the football team.

I'm talking about the first men in ancient Greece.

- Are you ready? - What?

- Ready for what? - Find your vocation.

First of all. Too much metal. That is too heavy.

We must take them off.

Please, your wedding ring. Is that real gold?

- White gold? - Silver.

Right. Car keys in here, please.

Are the documents in the glove compartment?

Your wallet, please.

Right. Cellphone. Can I see the brand? That's it.

I need to unlock it in the ethereal realm.

Can you give me your pin?

3-7-5-4.3-7-5-4.

Can you remove your blazer, please.

- Try to relax. Do you wear any piercing? - No, No.

Great! Just relax.

Thank you. Great.

- Well, Vinicius. - Ulisses.

And I was saying Vinicius.

So sorry. My ears must be burning. Remove the hat, Ulisses.

That's it. Great. Thank you.

I just need to read your aura, for a moment.

Now you drink this tea. Ok?

If you want to know, what you'll be when you grow.

You must be bold

And let the tea wash your soul, soul, soul.

If you want to know, know, know.

When you grow. That's it, drink. Drink it all.

Drink. Drink. Drink.

Drink it. Drink it. Drink it.

It's normal to have doubts. Wake up, Ulisses.

Sarah?

Sarah?

Sarah!

My head.

- Hey, guys! - Just look at that!

- Did you see a car, over here? - What car?

- May I borrow your phone? - What!

Hey, hey! Leave her alone!

Are you crazy? Get yourself a doctor.

Not here, yo!

- It' not that! - Get lost!

Hey, hey! He's taking your stuff!

Get him, Tadeu! Get him!

Get this pervert!

- Get him! Get him! - No!

Oh, God.

Look at the time. Aren't you forgetting anything?

Mom. It's dad!

It's not your father. It is.

- What is that? - Why is him like this?

Are you laughing, ma'am?

- I know it may sound crazy. - What else could it be?

What, Ulisses?

If you were with your lover, but a coach?

It was like a dream.

But it was real. It was there, in my face. I saw it happening.

And when I touched her, I saw it. I saw it!

There. You touched the woman.

Not this again. I'm not cheating, Fernanda!

Dear.

The coach's ritual was so convincing.

And when I touched her, when she touched me...

- Let me touch you. - You don't touch me for a month.

- Let me touch you! - Why?

- Let me touch you. - Get away. No.

- Easy. - You are weird.

I want to understand it. Hey.

It's me. Your husband. Can I?

- I don't know what that is. - Neither do I. Help me find it out.

- I'll touch you. - Ok.

- Ok? May I? - Alright.

- I love you. - Me too.

What? Am I going to die?

- Am I, Ulisses? - No.

I don't doubt your talent as a designer, but...

Where's your grandma's camera?

If I gave you a camera. You must take some photos.

I just saw you taking pictures.

You were shinning. So happy!

- Ulisses, let me tell you something. - What? What is it?

If you want to get divorced,

it's ok. But don't pretend you are getting mad, ok?

- Again listening from behind the door? - Mom!

I was trying. But you must be louder.

- Damn! Where's the camera? - How could she?

No! I'm not a photographer.

A project this big could only be done by the largest office in Brazil.

Hi, Marcio! Fernando, Jorge.

Patricia, Patricia? Where are you Patricia?

Where were you? Where's my things?

- Rings. - Rings.

The keys to the car the insurance sent.

And your phone. Ok?

- Best assistant in Brazil? - You are.

Ulisses?

What was it? Are you ok?

- Nothing. - What is it?

- Did you ever played soccer? - Soccer?