Love Mocktail 3 (ಲವ್ ಮಾಕ್‌ಟೇಲ್‌ 3)

Adi. -Hmm?

Look over there.

Isn’t that cute?

cute, eh? You call that cute?

Is that any way to raise a child?

If our kid ever pulled a stunt like that...

I’d leave them right there in the restaurant.

Anyway, what were you like at that age?

At that age?

Hmm...

As during the rainy season,

Hm.

I’d run to my friends just to offer a handshake.

The second they saw me coming, they’d run away.

Shall I answer that?

You’d finish your pee and give handshake without washing up.

Oh, come on. I wasn’t that filthy.

You know those tiny frogs that come out in the rainy season...

I’d catch them up...

and squeeze those in my friends palm during handshake,

Ugh!

Disgusting!

Want some soup?

Frog soup.

Gross! Adi, you’re worse than those kids.

That was just the trailer.

There’s more. Do you want to hear?

No.

No, listen. This part is actually interesting.

We boys would drink as much water as we could just to see who could aim the farthest.

What?!

That is foul.

Look, Nidhima.

Kids should be kids, no matter the age.

They should be playing in the dirt, spray ink over the teachers.

Should eat chocolates by stealing money from home.

That’s how life should be. -Adi, enough.

I know exactly how to raise my child.

So you stay out of it.

Nidhima, just watch.

My child is going to be exactly like me.

Hi Viju.

Hey! Joo madam, what a surprise?!

You...

You actually came?

I’m not here uninvited. Sushma had called.

I didn't mean it like that.

Why you're alone. Where’s your husband?

He said he’d come.

But I told him not to.

Why?

Last time he came, you dragged our family name through the dirt.

If I had brought him this time...

You'd have divorced us right here at Sushma’s baby shower.

Hey, I was just joking.

Your jokes are always a hit.

Anyway, where’s Adi?

So, how do you like the place? How's the decor?

It's a nice place! The decor is amazing.

Thank you, ma’am!

It’s a western-boho, eucalyptus-themed, gender-neutral, conscious baby shower, ma'am.

That’s exactly how she threw fancy English at me and billed me two lakhs.

Sir!

He’s just joking.

I thought we’d keep it traditional with Saris' and flowers.

Instead with showing off in frocks and "Mom to be", my foot!

That’s the trend now, Viju.

We have to keep up the trend. -Yes, sir.

All these years, girls chased lads with money.

Now you chase trends?

I didn't mean you. -So you meant me?!

Not to you either.

Just a general observation. Take it as a joke.

Fine.

Look, the anchor is here.

It's...

Hey, Anchor!

Come over here.

Coming, sir.

She charges twenty-five thousand an hour.

Look at her face.

Sir, that’s Sia. -So what?

That’s my sister, sir.

Oh! Just look at her face.

I meant to say that she’s so cute.

Come here, cutie.

Ms. Cutie.

So, how did you plan Sushma’s intro?

Shall I tell you, sir? -That’s why I called you.

Tell us. -

The moment we’ve all been waiting for is finally here...

Let’s all put our hands together...

To welcome the most beautiful, elegant, radiant,

loving... gorgeous... -Mia!

Not Mia, sir.

Sia.

Just because I am paying you. How much will you lie?

These sisters toss english words and emptied my pockets.

Ma’am, he’s just joking, right?

Yes.

Sia, sir is joking.

Viju, where’s Adi? -Okay.

Look there!

Here comes another one.

Charges a lakh an hour just to snap some photos.

Hey, Antu.

Get over here.

He's not Antu, sir.

He's Anto.

Did you call him?

No, sir.

He called us.

Oh, he’s incredibly famous.

Yeah.

But he's very expensive. -Hmm.

Yes sir, I am very expensive.

But since your wife requested...

I’ll give you a discount.

Just because you're discounting the price, don't discount the work.

What? -Anto.

Sir is joking.

Oh!

So, how have you planned Sushma’s entry?

Simple, sir. Very simple.

Madam enters from over there.

First, I'll focus on her leg. -Ooh!

Then the camera slowly pans up to her face.

Wow!

Blast from the left, blast from the right... BOOM!

And then?

Then...

From the middle of the blast,

madam enters.

Wow!

Anyway, where are the blast cones?

The blast cones...

Ladies, head over there.

Sir!

Where are you?

Fifteen minutes away.

Hurry up.

Sir, madam is insisting on the blast entry.

Otherwise, she won’t come out.

It's true, sir.

Are you guys still here, get out(!)

Blast will come, don't worry.

Ok, sir.

Hey! Where’s Adi?

The women have learned the art of showing off from these buggers.

Blasts? My foot.

He hasn’t come yet, Sihi akka.

The one you're looking for.

I’m not looking for anyone.

Just check if the cupcakes were delivered.

Oh, Joo!

Hi, Joo.

How are you?

Good! And you are?

I'm Sihi, Viju’s cousin.

Okay. -You don’t know me...

But I know you very well.

So far, you were asking about someone, right?

She’s the president of his fan club.

Vijuanna, why are you dwelling in the past?

Was there a story too?

A story you ask!

Why ask about her story?

Vijuanna, who is that?

Junkie, the broker. no, no. She’s a matchmaker.

I'll be right back.

Ms. Junkie.

Good god.

What is this?

You’re diverse then, weren't you? -It's divorce.

I plan weddings for everyone else...

Can't I look for a groom for myself?

Great.

Come on, carefully.

It’s been years since we last met.

Back then you were like a flower.

And now?

Now you’re like a lotus.

My husband’s love made me bloom.

Since I got pregnant, he’s cherished me.

I wanted to care for my wife like that when she was pregnant.

What happened?

The moment she conceived, she moved back to her mother’s house.

I never got the chance.

What can I do?

Still, the decorations are lovely.

Ma’am...

It’s a western-boho, eucalyptus-themed, gender-neutral...

You're still here? Go over there. -Sir!

Who's she? -Forget about her, come.

Slowly.

Hi Joo, how are you?

Last time we met in the wrong time, wasn't it?

Do you remember?!

That night at the resort...

Your husband...