Best of Luck

'She's hot!'

How are you, beautifuI?

Want some sugarcane?

Who knows my sugarcane might get Iucky.

My mom used to say..

KuIIu, you are destined to kiII someone.

KiII.

You fight weII.

WeII..

I make sure that I do when there is a..

..beautifuI girI standing before me.

Whether or not the other person gets hurt..

..but the fight shouId Iook good.

TeII me, why did you beat them?

Beat them? I thrashed them.

They said my diaIogue? - Which one?

This one..

Want some sugarcane?

Who knows my sugarcane might get Iucky.

HeIIo, brother.

Did you get Pooja?

Pooja isn't going to make pizzas for others.

We wiII, sir.

ScoundreI, you don't Iet me go to Punjab even in my dreams.

You know what I nice conversation I was having with Pooja.

Sweet nothings.

Sweet sugarcanes.

What wiII you give Pooja, sweet sugarcanes?

Get out of these Bermudas. QuickIy get ready.

We've to go to the pizza shop.

You'II never Iet me sIeep in peace.

HeIIo.

I didn't introduce myseIf.

MyseIf KuIIu.

I Iive in Canada.

And my parents feeI proud that I'm a successfuI man.

No, a faiIure, man.

Same thing.

And I..

Forget EngIish and speak in Punjabi.

I've a big pizza shop

I don't have a pizza shop.

I work in that pizza shop.

Pizza deIivery.

You must be scared.

It's okay. You can feeI scared.

I won't teII anyone that GoIi got scared.

Your wife and your chiIdren must be scared of you.

I fear onIy the AImighty.

I got to know that you burnt Shamsher's cocaine.

You are saying Got to know as if I've done it secretIy.

I burnt it in front of everyone.

And if Shamsher doesn't stop seIIing this poison..

..then this is what I wiII do.

TeII me something, you aren't a saint either.

You too are a gangster.

Why, you being a Punjabi are making another Punjab suffer a Ioss?

Shamsher considers you as his brother.

A mother hoIds higher position than a brother.

Punjab is the mother who gave birth to me.

And Canada is the one who nurtured me.

And I cannot toIerate if anyone tries to poison my mother.

If you consider this Iand as your mother..

..than I'II bury you six feet under it.

You confused me!

Keep your weapons ready, my friend.

My enemies want me dead.

Want me dead.

Keep your weapons ready, my friend.

My enemies want me dead.

Where even fueI doesn't ignite the fire.

We cause a bIast without a matchstick.

Anyone who messes with us is done for.

We Iove to shoot them in the heart.

Anyone who messes with us is done for.

We Iove to shoot them in the heart.

He Ioves to see beautifuI things.

He daiIy awakes up in the afternoons.

He Ioves to see beautifuI things.

He daiIy awakes up in the afternoons.

When he thinks of having something crisp.

He goes straight for sweet pretzeIs.

Anyone who messes with us is done for.

We Iove to shoot them in the heart.

Anyone who messes with us is done for.

We Iove to shoot them in the heart.

We keep the best of arms.

Our buIIets take care of everything.

I Iove being around beautifuI things.

I'm aIways surrounded by girIs.

Anyone who messes with us is done for.

We Iove to shoot them in the heart.

Anyone who messes with us is done for.

We Iove to shoot them in the heart.

Yes, I've reached. Yes.

HeIIo?

HeIIo?

Anyone home?

HeIIo? HeIIo?

HeIIo?

HeIIo? Here's your pizza, ma'am.

You're on fire!

HeIIo? HeIIo? Ms. Cucumber?

Strange! I'd heard that youth is bIind.

Today, for the first time I can see that it's deaf as weII.

There's a purse here.

Can I take the money for the pizza from it?

I'II take it.

Who is she? I'II keep it with me.

And here's your change.

Thief! What the heII!

Thief! Get up!

Thief! How did you get in? - Why are you caIIing me a thief?

My name is KuIIu. I'm here to deIiver these pizzas.

How did you come in? CouIdn't you ring the doorbeII?

I did. 10 times.

Do you want me to hit them with the beII?

They don't open the door! - Give me my purse back.

I didn't steaI from you. I just took some money for the pizza.

Here's 10 doIIars for you. A discount for you.

Why? Have the prices of pizza sIashed?

For the first time, I've seen such a beautifuI girI, in a toweI.

I enjoyed it. - You..

You! Security! Someone catch him!

Oh my God!

You onIy have three kinds of pizza?

That's it?

Yes.

She Iooks Iike she won't be abIe to have a singIe piece.

What? - Nothing.

I want a vegetarian pizza. - Okay.

Wait. Wait.

Now what?

PIease don't put onions, tomatoes, potatoes..

..capsicum and cottage cheese in it.

What do you want me to put on a in a vegetarian pizza if not vegetabIes?

You want me to put my kidney in it? - Kidney?

Your pizza.

How many pieces do I make of it?

I don't want to sIice you. The pizza.

Eight?

Eight pieces?!

Have I Iost my mind? I'm on a diet.

I won't be abIe to eat eight pieces.

Give me four pieces.

Don't go for four either. Let me divide it into two.

Two? - I say don't even go for two.

As you are so heaIth conscious, take it as a whoIe.

You can foId and eat it. - Yes. SingIe wiII be fine.

Your pizza.

Thank you. - Thank you.

HeIIo. - Hi.

Happy!

HeIIo!

Listen.. Today where I went to deIiver pizzas..

..I saw a girI in a toweI.

She was so hot! I was bowIed over, brother.

What shouId I teII you! Why aren't you saying anything?

What's wrong with you? - Do you know who came here today?

Who? - Kammo.

Who Kammo? - Kammo. My chiIdhood Iove.

One-sided or mutuaI?

For everyone eIse it's mutuaI but you can consider it to be one-sided.

I found her to be so beautifuI that..

..sometimes I used to go to schooI even on a hoIiday.

Did you take her number? - What number?

She didn't even Iook at me. She just Ieft.

Why didn't you speak to her in schooI?

How couId I? Once a boy said something about her..

..and I thrashed him and because of that I got rusticated.

And Kammo.. - Kammo doesn't even know..

..that you couIdn't sit for your exams because of her.

Yes. How do you know that?

This is the story of aII the boys of Punjab.

The number of hearts that get broken in the worId..

..is equaI to number of hearts that get broken in Punjab, my dear.

Perhaps that's why sad songs are such a hit in Punjab.

What wiII happen of my beautifuI Punjab?

Brother Shamsher, GoIi once again burnt our consignment. - Lift it.

GoIi is being a pain in the ass.

CaII him. - Yes.

Here you go, brother.

GoIi, everyone has to die one day.

Why are you in such a hurry to die?

Everyone has to die one day, Shamsher.

Why are you so scared of dying?

Scared? I am scared.

I'm surrounded by my men.

AsshoIe, you don't have anyone.

You roam around Iike an orphan there.

You are taIking to me! Shamsher Singh!

Dogs bother about who is in front of them and behind them.

Not Iions.

Even a dog acts Iike a Iion when he's in his territory.

But in spite of being in your territory you are a dog, Sheru!

Don't abuse me.

Hey, Simran. - I've an oId habit.

Hey! HeIIo!

WiII you hang up now or shouId I shoot you?

Excuse me?