Gisou no Fuufu (偽装の夫婦)

Bread?

What? Just bread is enough.

What enough? Make some rice and sides once in a while!

I'm tired. Be grateful that I put out bread for you!

Come again. Be grateful?!

Bitch, you're a marriage fraud!

I wanna go home! Get off!

Excuse me. We pushed it by mistake.

Kids become like this 'cause their mother doesn't educate them properly.

- Say it again. - I like you.

Wow, wow...let's take a selfie.

- Did you take it? - Yes.

- You're so cool. - You think?

Oi, this isn't your home guys!

Just die, you damn hag.

On screen: - Who do you think raised you? - And who's gonna take care of ya?

Then go live on your own, little girl!

Words are just wasted on guys like him.

The Seagull, by Anton Chekhov

- Good morning. - Good morning.

It's a book where the protagonist says "I love Tara".

Tara? So it's about a fisherman, right?

Tara means Codfish

No it's not.

The main protagonist was called something Ri...

Wasn't it Bruce Lee?

No, not him!

You don't even know this one and you call yourself a librarian?

Excuse me, don't you maybe know the name of the author?

It slipped my mind, that's why I'm asking you.

That's it!!That one!

Gone with the Wind.

I was wondering whether you meant this one.

Well...

Kamo-san, may I ask what you'll be doing on your next day off?

Why are you asking, director?

Well, a former colleague who works at the Tokyo Government Office gave these to me.

How about going together with me? You like Monet, don't you?

I'm sorry, it is a pity but I've already got something planned.

Then what about next week?

Unfortunately I am booked up with prior engagements.

Then I'll make time whenever you're free.

So please hold onto these.

My story time with the kindergarten kids is coming up.

Why so persistent, old man? I only accompanied you for dinner once.

Once there was a cat who lived a million times.

A million people loved him.

And a million people cried when he died.

But never once did the cat cry.

There was only one,

one beautiful white cat that didn't even notice our cat.

"Do you mind if I sit next to you?" it asked the white cat.

The cat stayed with the white cat for a long time.

"I want to live with the white cat forever"

One day the white cat quietly lay next to him and stopped moving.

The cat cried for the first time ever.

He cried a million times.

The end.

How did you like it everyone?

Why do you think the cat cried?

Yes, you.

'Cause he was sad?

Yes. And you?

Maybe because his friend passed away?

Because he'll never see her again...

Hey, where do you think you're going, brat!

Yuchan.

It's okay, I will go,

Yes.

Then, let's ask this auntie.

Why did the cat cry?

For the cat who'd lived a million times,

the white cat was his very first family.

His very precious family.

Therefore, when he lost her,

the cat felt so lonely he cried.

Yuchan, what's wrong?

You've found the cat that lived a million times!

W...wait. Wait! Hey Yuchan, wait!

It's dangerous, it's dangerous!

Just wait here. I'll go and rescue the kitten.

Okay? Wait here.

Well you see, Yuchan... I'm just...

not good with high places.

Hey Yuchan, what are you doing?

Hey, Yuchan, this is too dangerous!

Wait...ouch... Hey, it's dangerous...

I told you to wait down there. Ouch. Wwait down...No way!

You must be kidding me, right?

I've told you this is too dangerous.

Yuchan, Yuchan! Listen, don't move!

Yuchan?

It's alright.

She's not hurt.

That's a relief!

Thanks!

Hiro!

You're Kamon Hiro, right?

I've thought so from before!

Hey, it's been so long.

Don't tell me... you don't remember me?

It's me!

Himura Choji!

I missed you!

Can I hug you?! Though I'm already hugging you!

Hey, hey hey! Were you doing well?

How many years has it been?

We were twenty then...

It's been 25 years already, huh?

I see...

And you're a librarian now.

You've always loved to read.

But...

But you've changed somehow.

And you haven't at all.

I'm rather surprised...

to see you working at a kindergarten.

What?

You didn't know that I love kids?

Well, I had a teacher's license, so I quit my white colar job and

while I was thinking how I wanted to create a brand new kind of kindergarten,

I happened to get to know our manager.

And some time ago he made me his deputy.

I see. You're working hard.

Wait, why are you treating me like a stranger?

Aren't you happy to meet me after such a long time?

You will forever stand above anything else.

She's incredibly distanced-polite with him.

So stop this already!

Just what happened to you?

This sparkling aura you used to have at university,

has completely disappeared.

Did anything bad happen to you after we broke up?

Did you get married?

Your name hasn't changed, so you didn't...

Or are you already divorced? Don't tell me...

I never got married and I don't have any children.

Impossible! What happened?

So you still don't have a single relative? Aren't you lonely at your age?

Hey meeting again like this must be some kind of fate.

If it's anything I can help you with you can ask me anything.

Well then...

25 years ago...

- Why did you... - Sorry!

Wait a second.

I just had a great idea.

Hiro, when does your work end today?

How about we have a talk somewhere later? I've got a very important request.

- We're leaving now. - I'm coming. I'm coming.

Sorry, I'll call you later, okay?

I call you.

Why did you throw me away?

Subtitles by arakira @d-addicts

Gisou no Fuufu Fake Couple

Sorry, sorry.

I totally forgot about the time while playing with the kids.

Huh? You didn't order anything yet?

I thought I'd wait for you.

Excuse me, one coffee and some black tea for her please.

Yes.

What?

You still remember,

That I don't drink coffee.

That's a given.

You see...Well I'm just jumping to the main issue, but...

Oh, the important premise first,

like you I've stayed single and I also have no kids. Don't worry.

Well, about my request,

I went back to my home in Toyama for the first time in a while...

Before that...

May I ask you a question?

What is it then? You took the wind out of my sails now.

I only came here today for one reason...

- 25 years ago, why... - You wanna ask why I suddenly broke up with you?

Huh?

Am I wrong?

No, you're not.

Right! At university I invited you into the ESP research club I had founded,

Good vibes turned into heated feelings, we ended up in bed for the first time and then the next morning...

I disappeared from your life without a reason.

Idiot, don't talk like it's somebody else's story.

Won't you please tell me?

Why did you dump me?

Wait, "dump"? Don't give me a bad reputation.

You're wrong, that's not what it was. Well...

- To be honest... - Sorry for the wait.

No way!! It's you, Akira! How? You work part time here?

I've been sending you signals all the time but you totally didn't recognize me, Choji.

Look, Kenbo and Junjun are here, too.

Now way! How's it going?

What's with you today?

Are you going out with a woman?

Or is he a guy looking like a woman?!

She is my soulmate or rather...

- I got something important to talk about, move over there. - Hey, what 'move over there?'

Stop shooing me away.

- Just go over there. - Gawd, so annoying.

Well...

This is it.

Then...