Asterix vs. Caesar (Astérix et la surprise de César)

Asterix vs. Caesar

- Greeting, starting at 6. - Greeting at 6, Obelix?

- You go on hunting? - Yes, that we are.

- We'll be having a wild boars for dinner. - Sure, I will!

I'll have you off. Oh, it's you, Obelix!

Having a good time pushing over trees while I am cutting mistletoe?

One thing he hates is having the tree knocked down. You know that?

Huh? Tree? What tree?

- This tree. - Huh? Oh, that tree right there!

Huh? Well, I was that poor that I'm on big mass.

Trees all over place.

Oh-o-oh! Uh-uh!

- Huh? - Come on!

Hey, the wild boars went far away.

Huh? Hey, what away?

Eh!

Yell at wild boars! I won't forget about the wild boars.

There is our dinner!

Here bring aboard plenty gifts for mighty Caesar.

Here, come the lost species from Lavicia, for mighty Caesar.

Very well!

Mighty Caesar, Immortal Emperor!

The warriors of our great soldiers celebrate your triumph.

Look at all you got! They are from the entire empire.

And here how we start your big show with hundreds of slaves,

all of them bowing to the glory of Caesar.

- Caius Flabius! - Oh, Caesar.

I want to show the magnificient, something within my great sucess.

In other words, the greatest show on earth, for our Caesar.

I have put you in charge of the entire proceeding.

And since you succeed,

- I'll send you join the riches men in all Rome. - Uh!!!

But on the other hand, if you fail,

You will be the main attraction. I'll throw you to the lions.

Ha, ha, ha, ha....

Your fate is in your own hands, Caius Flabius! Lot of luck!

Thanks, Great Caesar! What an honor!

Didn't you tell me that we receive presents from all our provinces?

Oh, yes, Caesar, thousands of them, million!

- And you say all our provinces? - A lot provinces!

From everywhere?

You see yes Caesar, yes Ceasum everywhere!

Oh! Everywhere? Nearly!

Everything quiet, sentry?

On the neighbor, is that's good?

All quiet, Centurion! No commotions!

That's how I like it! Quiet!

Now it's our chance! We make a surprise attack on these Gauls,...

- then crush 'em. I'll tell my men... - Hey, wait a minute!

- You're new around here? - I just arrived in the last cohort.

You don't attack these horrible Gauls! You don't do it! It's too dangerous.

You dummy!

You know?

Look! Of all the land conquered by our glorious Caesar,

Gaul is the most troublesome.

And all the villages in Gaul, that one is the most terrifying!

Now it said for the nice village, there are bloodthirsty savages...

nameless monster horrible brutes with no human feelings,

the wild animal! You have been warned!

I call it a pretty fair hunt, Obelix!

Well, we had.... Uh! Uh! Oh!

Oh!

- Go bring in the boars! - Yeah! Sure!

Huh?

I don't know!

Uh!

Uh!

All right! That I call a good dinner, right Obelix?

- What's wrong? - Nothing!

Felling not well?

Just... my tonics drop! Too much!

Why do it, Getafix?

Huh!

I am all right!

Obelix must be sick! There's a roast boar in front of him and he is not hungry!

Did he eat anything else, Asterix?

Uh, uh! Just 2 boars!

Oh, with Obelix, that's nothing, I'd better take a look.

Good day, great Druid Getafix!

- Good day to you, Panacea! - Hello!

- Hey, who is that? - Uh, she's, uh...

Oh, look! There he is!

Could say to the table: Boar was his food! Now food bores him!

- Obelix, what are you doing? - I am delivering a menhir!

But you haven't got a menhir!

- Huh? There's no menhir? - No.

Uh, Acaia Panacea, come here, child!

This is Panacea, the Chief's niece.

She's just returned from her study in Lutetia. You remember her, Asterix?

- Oh, it's nice to see you again, young lady! - Hello!

I didn't recognize you. You're just a little girl when you left,

regular tomboy, whose pigtails like Obelix here!

- Oh, you remember Obelix? - Oh, of course!

The one who fell into the magic potion when was a baby!

- Hello, Obelix! - Well, ah, g-g-g-g!

So nice to see you again! Bye for now!

Uh... I... I am glad... see you... again, Panacea!

Who are you to get again?

Obelix my old pal, You are in love!

Cheese, lamb, earl!

Whether Dogmatix likes it or not,

I'm afraid you're a bad case! I have no magic potion for curing bad b-b-b!

Just between us, you're really love Panacea.

Go, I go a man!

Why don't you go and see her, then? What's stopping you?

Oh, I couldn't do that!

- How are you, Obelix, sleep alright? - Well!

- You still get Panacea on your brain! - No, uh-uh!

Ah, ah! She's just pretty, right?

Nobody can argue with that!

Yeah, she's pretty, very nice mood!

You are to go in visit her, take a good gift!

That's a good idea.

- Oh, no, Obelix! No! - What's the matter?

- You're not giving her that! - This is my very best mehir!

- That's not a present for a pretty girl. - No?

No, you take her... flowers.

Flower? That's a good idea.

And watch out, don't go run into any tree!

Dummy! Dummy! Oh, the funny dump, who's that dummy?

Uh! Look!

My trouble is, I am... I am always so shy and retiring!

Uh, you about a billy of Gauls, you're my prisoner.

Ugh, you wouldn't listen. You're dumb dummy!

She loves me? She loves me not?

She loves me?

She loves me not?

She loves me? She loves me not?

No, no, no, no! You... I just can't do it! No way!

- All right, Panacea! - She might hear you!

Uh, Panacea, my old pally brought you a present.

Oh, how lovely!

Oh!

- My favorite flowers! - Good?

Oh! Oh, at last!

Panacea! At last, Panacea!

- It takes so long! - Oh, Panacea, I wish you'd have see me!

- Now I won't let you go away, ever! - I promise you...

- Well, you two love for each? - No, never!

Didn't hear a word I said! Good to see young pretty coming back again.

Those two be getting married soon!

What's wrong with you, Obelix?

I am afraid he's in love.

With Panacea?

My poor Obelix! You have no chance with her!

Drop the whole fail!

I want to talk and you laugh.

- Sentry, that Gaul there is the big pone crack out! - Show to cory!

- Is he the little lion one? - No, Decurion!

Sure, yeah! This is my turn!

It could be his last chance.

Bambo!

All!

- Over there, go get him over there! - All right, go get the Gaul.

Get him tied!

- I'll get you, Gaul! - You'll get this...

What you're playing? What do you get?

This's Panacea's ribbon.

Something wrong here! We'd better go after them.

Huh!

Druid Getafix, I think the Roman are after the old trick again.

That old trick again! That all they manage!

I go prepare the magic potion, jut be in case.

Ah! A girl, and a Gaul!

So you want to create a good impression, Decurion?

- Well, so if you succeeded,... - I thought I impress you.

You're someone I'll never forget.

I can promise you, you'll go a long way.

Yeah!

Turn as far as outpost for the foreign legion!

Aye, no way I can start it!

That's right, you can start to take these two prisoners with you.

You don't want them? I wouldn't take them on a bet.

I keep them the Gaul will level this place to get them back.

If I free them, they will level us sooner, then.

By Jupiter, I've got to get rid of them, and you too!

Something is missing!

Great Druid Getafix!

Look, the Roman kept Panacea.

Here we go again! Go assemble the men!

Just right!

Come a day!

You notice, today I am not going to ask for magic potion. No! No!

Because, I've already know, if I ask for some of this magic potion,

once again, you'll tell me that once I fell mag right into the pot.

And when I was a baby. But I don't care! You go right ahead!

Go, I am right to the rescue.

At the corner.

I'll start in to the right, friend.

I got to be in front.

- I see a forming of roamers on Gauls. - So?

The Gaul, the Gaul! The Gaul attacking!

Huh? Oh!

Let me up front! I want to be joined against my Romans.

Don't worry! Let's be a Roman trauma!

All cohorts, in triple file!

In triple file! Cohorts!

Legionaries, present pilums!

Present piliums!

And you Gauls, present our respect!