Hai Jawani Toh Ishq Hona Hai (है जवानी तो इश्क होना है)

- Yes, I've written down my number. - Sure.

Smita ji. Hello.

Myself Kunnu Panjwani.

My friend Jass--

I mean Jasswinder Ahuja, will be here shortly.

- He'll be here any minute. - Okay.

But his wife Baani Ahuja, she's already here.

She's in?

- Yes, ma'am. - Okay.

Hold on, doctor.

I had to tell you something important.

Fixing things between them

will drive you nuts.

- I... I'll see. - Handle with care.

- All the best. - Okay.

Glory to Goddess.

Sorry, I'm late.

No, it's okay. Please come.

Thank you.

Couldn't you wait five more minutes?

I was parking--

Can I get you some water?

- Let's start. - Coffee...

Alright.

Mr. and Mrs. Ahuja.

How long have you two been married?

1825 days. 1825 nights.

Okay, that's... wow! That's like five years.

Usually husbands don't remember their anniversary.

And he remembers the exact number of days and nights.

That's amazing.

- Mrs. Ahuja. - Yes?

When was the last time

you two were in agreement with each other?

When we decided to get married.

Oh! That long?

Do you love each other?

I love him.

I love you too, Baani.

But what's the point?

Love alone isn't enough for him.

Day and night he only wants to get physical.

What's wrong with that?

- It's my right. - Careful, Mr. Ahuja.

This is your wife we're talking about.

Not some plot of land you're claiming ownership of.

- No, that's not what I meant. - No, Mr. Ahuja.

Mrs. Ahuja...

please continue.

Day and night, dawn to dusk...

he's stuck on one thing-

"I wanna make love. Let's go for a quickie. The bed is calling us, baby. Come on."

But do you ever listen?

Smita ji, my double bed is living a single life.

The only action it gets is during an earthquake.

Do you understand?

No, you don't understand.

I'm not denying it, ma'am. I want to make love.

Full on love to my wife.

But not for love, for a baby!

Baby. Baby. Baby.

Sorry. Give me one second, please.

I am safe. Don't worry.

May I?

I'm not desperate to satisfy my urges.

I just want a cute little child in my arms.

You don't understand... my mom is pressurizing me.

People back home think, I'm a printer that's run out of ink.

What am I supposed to tell them?

Look, ma'am, it's basic biology

babies will be born only when we do something.

Then what do I do? Reproduce them on my own?

Enough, Jass!

- Just enough, okay. - I...

Listen. I never said I don't want kids.

But I'm damn sure I don't want them now.

And you know what, this is not working out.

I'm done with you.

- Baani. Baani. Baani. - Please, don't touch me.

- I wasn't attacking you. - Mrs. Ahuja...

- What have you done? - Me?

- You made things worse? - I did?

I won't pay you.

- What happened? - Don't pay her.

- Was I supposed to pay her? - Baani.

- What have you done? - I did?

You made things worse.

I clearly warned you...

fixing things between them will drive you nuts.

Jass. Don't jump. Jass, please.

Baani. Time out.

What are you doing?

Where are you going without me?

You're forgetting that we share the same address.

We don't need a marriage counsellor.

Our relationship hasn't hit a rough patch.

It's just a communication gap, baby.

- Baani. Baani. What are you doing? - "Love is gold, love is silver..."

Husbands are like Gods, you don't leave them dangling.

Get off, Jass.

Remember this song?

- "When you're young, love is gonna happen." - Get off!"

"When you're young--"

Let me in, Baani. Our future kids are getting crushed.

- Jass. - Love you.

I hate you!

"When you're young, love is gonna happen."

"When you're young, love is gonna happen."

"When you're young, love is gonna happen."

Slow down, I'll lose my cap.

What a view.

- Hey, careful. - Baani, careful.

- Oh God! - Listen, Baani...

What the-- Baani.

Are you blind?

Girl in a ride, flying high.

Hello, madam. Please...

Baani, are you going to reverse?

We are not moving our car, mister.

Were you born with this attitude, or did you order it on Amazon?

Move the car, or you're going back in a coffin.

Oh... serious.

By the way, you're the one moving around with coffin bearers.

And I've never backed down, neither has my car.

Plus, I have lot of time, the atmosphere is fine.

Let me play some music... online.

Who the hell is this guy?

"It's golden..."

"When you're young, love is gonna happen."

"When you're young, love is gonna happen."

"When you're young, love is gonna happen."

"When you're young, love is gonna happen."

Bye, girls.

- So long. Love you, girls. - Bye.

Add me on Insta. @Boyintheyellowcar.

- Come on. - Ready?

- Let's go. - Baani, are you serious?

Come on, Baani.

What are you doing?

Have you lost your mind?

Have you girls lost your mind?

I asked you to love me...

That girl wrecked my car.

But I am not angry.

Why am I happy?

Wow, excellent. Excellent. Gorgeous.

He's so funny.

What a mood! I'm in the mood now.

Beautiful. Wow.

Beautiful. Gorgeous.

- Gorgeous. - Hey, excuse me.

You can't see the moon without clearing the clouds.

I like that smile.

Hey, Kunnu!

Uncle ji.

- Come here. - I'm coming.

- I'm coming, baby. - Baby my foot!

Where the hell is your friend?

The wedding arrangements are ready.

The guests are here.

Where is he?

- The main photographer should be here by now. - Uncle...

Just relax. Look over there.

Where are you even looking? Our Jass is right here!

Great. Come on, Jass.

"Everybody knows I'm the baddest. Who am I without my bad habits?"

"My habits. My bad habits."

"Baby, that's love for me. All the best things, they come in threes."

"It may seem like a crowd to you. But to me it's just good company."

Wow. Gorgeous.

How dare they threw the British out.

Bring them back.

"Everybody knows I'm the baddest. Who am I without my bad habits?"

How many more do you want?

Photos.

- You can take some too. - Cheap guy.

The father of the bride is fuming.

- How long will I keep covering for you? - Just a little longer.

Crazy guy.

- Rozario. - Yeah, baby.

Let me take your picture in the water.

Take good photos?

God's plan. Wow.

Hello ji.

Remember me?

- You! - Not 'you'...

I have a name. Jass Ahuja.

I am a wedding photographer.

The first meeting is coincidence.

The second time, is God's will.

Don't just stand there. Keep clicking.

Move aside. I'll click her pictures.

This is my duty.

- Hey... - Look at me, please.

Chin down... little bit. Nice. Beautiful. What a face.

Wow...

It's the first time I've clicked the second most beautiful girl.

I am so good.

And who's the first one?

It's you! But only when you smile.