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♪ need a new love? ♪

♪ hey, I'm ready ♪

♪ want my time? ♪

♪ and I'm willing, yeah ♪

♪ 'cause I'm the one ♪

♪ who's gonna sho♪

♪ when there's nobody ♪

♪ I'll be your man ♪

♪ yeah, I'm the one ♪

♪ who's gonna show ♪

♪ when there's nobody ♪

♪ I'll be your man ♪

♪ I'll be your man ♪

♪ all right. ♪

Okay, let's go.

Why are we jogging?

It's healthy to sweat

dad, I'm very healthy already.

Why do people think I'm not healthy?

I'm in great, happy health.

I never said you weren't. Come on, guys,

let's pick up the pace a little bit.

Did mom put you up to this?

No. Why?

I told him, Darb. I get a weird vibe from those girls.

- They're gonna make you die of sleep apnea. - What girls?

Fat people get sleep apnea and they choke in the middle of the night.

- No, they don't. - Whoa, hey hey, both of you.

- Yes, they do. - Guys, instead of going to these fat classes,

how about the three of us... we run, huh?

- Come on. - I have a cramp.

Do you ever wonder what kind of guy dad would be like in high school?

Paul Kolsenovic.

What? Paulie K? I was never a shortstop.

Dad, he's a total asshole. - What?

Guys like that, they're allergic to people like us.

They make mooing sounds when we walk past.

What's up with you, guys?

I never mooed at anybody.

Paulie K calls me Gaymon.

What? That kid just got benched.

Dad, you don't get it. Do you actually think

- you would have been friends with us in high school? - Absolutely.

- Of course. I always had interesting fends. - Oh, like who?

Like... well,

like my friend Tanya, for example.

We do stuff together all the time.

What's the matter with you guys, huh?

Why am I the enemy all of a sudden?

What, you don't live with me for a couple of months

and suddenly you're making all these assumptions?

Honey, hey, I'm the same great dad I always was.

We're... three peas in a pod.

Dad, look in the mirror.

Everybody looks at you and mom

and wonders where we came from.

Honey.

You're never gonna know what that's like.

Hey.

He calls me bitch tits too.

- What? - Paulie K, he calls me bitch tit

Jess, I can see your tiles.

Oh.

Honey, just make a move. Don't sweat it.

Remember how you made me go bowling and I hesitated

but then I really really loved it?

Well, I'm sure the same thing can happen for you.

How about this economy, huh?

So are you guys feeling it or...?

Actually, Matt couldn't be busier.

I hate to say it, but when times are tough

- people do have more heart attacks. - ( Laughing )

Veins seem to constrict.

Hearts are recession-proof. Feet... not so much.

Or skin. I'm like down 40%.

40%?

You're so tight-lipped, Ron.

Oh "tics," like the bug.

Matt: Or with that spelling, an uncontrollable jerk.

- A tic. - It's a nervous tic.

- It's an involuntary... Your husband's a doctor. - It's a great word, Jess.

- Come on, it's 12 points. - Woman: It is a word.

- ( Alarm buzzing ) - ( Exclaims )

Female voice: You have one new message.

Lenore: Tanya, are you wearing your new cashmere sweater?

I just read an article in "the new York times"

about how French luxury labels

use secret Indian children to sew their garments.

How do you feel about that?

Claudine. I'm sorry. Where is Claudine?

Oh, didn't you hear? Shingles.

She went to Florida to be with her mom.

I'm the new supervisor.

Wow, I didn't even know there was an opening.

It's great.

Anyway, this schedule says

I only work four hours next week?

Oh, yeah, that's a mistake.

It should say zero.

Sorry, it looks like you're a victim of the recession.

Wait, you're firing me?

You get a little power and you're firing me?

Huh-uh, not necessarily.

You've just been downshifted.

You could be upshifted if things change.

I need this job. I depend on it.

I'm behind on my rent.

What does that even mean... upshift?

It means what you think it means...

You're down but you could be up.

You could get me a date

with the big dick guy.

Oh sure. I could even swing you a discount.

I don't want a discount. I want him for free.

Patty, Richard has to be paid.

Then you pay him.

In my whole life...

I have never been anyone's boss, Tanya.

Now I'm 44. I've never got to tell anyone what to do.

Would you get that for me?

Patty, I have life outside of here.

Do you know this sweater... it cost $1800?

Looks like one that I have from J.T. Warehouse that make me itch.

No, this is a Lanvin.

- It looks like a Lankin. - A Lankin?

No, this is...

- These uniforms... - Yeah, they're great, huh?

I got the team some new uniforms.

Told Mike I got a special donor to pay for them.

The kids loved it.

They look like a million bucks.

My own kids...

I don't know.

Were they right?

If they were in high school with me,

would I be friends with them?

- Charlie: I missed you a little bit. - What?

No need to panic. I mean like a friend,

not in the romantic sense of the situation.

I'm not panicked.

Well, you look kind of freaked out to me,

or intimidated, but in the anxious zone.

No, I'm a calm, confident person, Charlie,

and more and more so every day.

This is just a difficult moment.

Which is why you reached out to me, right?

Uh...

Would you consider us friends

or are we just acquaintances?

Well, I don't know if I would say friends,

because we just met,

but I do think we have a special, open dynamic.

Say no more. If our little talks are special to you,

that is answer enough for me.

What we have is special, I agree.

Anyway, the problem is

my ho... my one ho...

actually, he's not all mine.

Actually, the truth is I have to share him with this woman

who I think has sociopathic tendencies.

What do you mean by the word "share"?

Well, she's his pimp too.

She's his pimp too?

Correct.

One ho, two pimps?

- Correct. - Wow.

If that's how you like to run things.

No, absolutely not. This woman...

she's trying to fuck with me. She's trying to fuck with my head.

- And I need to fight back. - I see. You're very excitable.

Well, for example, this sweater...

I think she practically cursed it.

I think she went so far as to sneak into my apartment

and switch it out with a cheaper version.

I am absolutely positive that this label

used to say "Lanvin." And now...

Hold.

Take her out... the other pimp.

- Take her out? - Uh-huh.

That's what I want to do. Not in a violent way.

Hey okay.

This is how I do it. Close your eyes.

- Really, close your eyes. - ( Exhales )

Now imagine this lady.

Imagine the color of her hair.

Wait wait. Okay.

All right, her eyes...

well, everything. You got it?

Yeah.

Now see her dead.

See every detail see the blood coming from her head,

bleeding from her fucking ears, stab wounds...

I can't do that.

No, just go with it. It's just an exercise.

No, I think I need a different idea.

You bide your time like a cobra.

And when the moment is right, you strike.

How do I know the time is right?

Well, you'll feel it. Mind bullets...

Bang bang bang bang!