The God of High School

Ah, yes.

Hello, Mr. Park, I'm calling today

in regards to that little bill you submitted

to the National Assembly.

You're putting me in a tricky situation.

Yeah, we're in a pickle. If you understand my meaning.

How much do you want?

Oh, come on now.

Don't play naive. You know we're well past all that by now.

You and I are going to have a nice, long,

heart to heart soon in the prosecutor's office.

Don't worry, I'll put that funding to good use.

Scout's honor.

Buh-bye now.

I'll splash it all over next week's front page.

Corruption and sex scandals, helluva double feature.

Ruling party leader Mujin Park's dark side exposed.

His hopes to be prime minister crash back to earth.

Sound good?

He's gotten too big for his britches. That's for sure.

Whether you like it or not Mujin Park,

you're about to find out who really runs this country.

Well, I figured his luck's run out

now that he's picked a fight with you, sir.

Idiot didn't stand a chance.

You said it.

Anyway, I'll take care of- (bellows)

What the hell?!

Huh?

What's our progress?

Sir, negotiations with all agencies are complete.

We'll release the information to the press in two hours.

Everything's going as planned.

Then let's begin.

Our time has finally arrived.

What the...

What in the world?

Come on, don't go crying now, buddy.

In times like these,

you got to stand tall and smile real big.

You finally get to go to school.

Make sure you study, all right? Learning is important.

But why does it have to be right now?

Get in there and make lots of friends, Mori.

Can you do that?

-(rain falling) -(solemn music)

I think I can.

I won't ever let you down, Grandpa. I'll do it.

I promise!

Why? Today of all days.

Why'd you have to sleep in, dummy?

Mori! Come apologize!

If you don't get up that bike right now, I swear! Ooh!

Today's the day.

Here we go!

Today, our country begins gearing up

for that highly anticipated event.

Students competing in the all styles

martial arts tournament, the God of High School.

City preliminaries will be held at the KORG Arena.

I heard the guys

from Class 2 scored tickets, smack dap I'm in the front row.

No way.

How in the world they managed to pull that off?

I mean, seeing it streaming is fine and all,

but man I'd give anything to see it live.

My cousin told me there's a real hottie

in the South Jeolla prelims.

Exact samesies in the Gyeongsang prelims!

An ice-cold, heart-throb badass!

Mm-hmm, yeah. Thanks for stopping by.

Oh, you can just set that there.

Well, I better clock out.

It's that time already? Huh?

Thanks for working the night shift right before prelims.

Hey, it's my job.

From the look of this I'm going to need some extra shifts.

How come we didn't qualify for God of High School?

We worked so hard. It makes no sense.

Yeah, you got to wonder just how they pick the finalists.

I mean, there are some tournament regulars,

there's a bunch of them I've never heard of before.

Excuse me.

I'm sorry. But well, I appear to be quite lost?

Do you think maybe you could direct me to the arena?

The arena's that way, right?

No, you have to cross the bridge.

We were just there.

Oh really? Wait, when did they move it?

Your muscles are incredible.

-Huh? -Oh.

Hang in there, man. You got this.

And once you're there...

The arena's gotta have food stalls, right?

Bananas, rice balls or mouthwatering noodles.

Hey, watch where you're going!

Huh?

Stop him. Give that back.

I can buy clothes for that grandkids.

Would you like a sushi roll?

Your grandson has a brain tumor.

That poor old lady.

That was too easy.

Hey! Stop!

Get your butt back here, thief!

Give that old lady back her purse

so she can pay for the surgery!

Little Timmy needs it or he'll die.

You want that on your head?

Dammit.

For real?

Hold it! Come back, dude.

What's with this guy?

Ow, ow, ow, ow!

Huh, looks like I win.

Oh, sure, make it interesting.

Pull over!

You're done, pull over now, thief! (grunts, shrieks)

I can't believe a cutie like you

is interested in martial arts.

I can't help it, I really admire strong people.

And I think you're all just amaze...

I'm so sorry. I really am, I'm just a kind of a rush!

Like hell you are!

You can't just smash and dash, you jerk!

But that thief's getting away with that lady's purse.

What? That's awful.

What was that guy's problem? Huh?

So that guy up ahead is the thief, right?

Let's teach him a lesson.

You said it.

Gotcha now, thief!

You leave me no choice.

My 10 years of motorcycle experience

all comes to this moment.

Bet you can't take corners like this! Can ya?

No way!