Girlfriend Boyfriend (女朋友‧男朋友)

Hey', are you ready?

Yes, I am ready.

We want to wear shorts!

Hey, take a picture of me!

We want to wear shorts!

Settle down!

This behavior is unacceptable!

Everybody, calm down!

Cut it out!

Quit messing around

I said, no photos!

We want to wear shorts!

Show a little respect!

We want to wear shorts!

Settle down.

This will not work.

This is wrong.

Step back!

This school is a liberal and democratic place.

We respect the opinions of our students.

However, we feel that inciting students

to take off their skirts at morning assembly

was highly inappropriate.

We had no choice.

Eighty percent of students want to wear shorts!

But you lot say no is no.

That's right! You say we can vote on it.

But in the end you still won't let us!

Why do we even bother voting?

Isn't that right? Isn't it?

- Yes! - Classmates!

- We want. - To wear shorts!

- We want. - To wear shorts!

Xiao Shu.

- Dad... - Silence!

Are you Mr. Liam Chen?

Yes.

- Are you guardian of these two girls? - Yes.

Please step this way.

So... when dealing with student problems.

We usually start by looking at

their family background.

Our documents indicate

that you are their elder brother?

That's correct.

He's my dad!

Disruptive student behavior

is often a sign of problems at home.

Dad, no need to tell him anything!

What does it matter.

We have nothing to be ashamed of.

There are no problems at home.

My two daughters are perfectly normal.

For these past ten years

I have cared for them as well as anyone can.

Although, on paper

I can only be their elder brother.

But actually

I'm their father.

Hurry up!

Faster!

Reach forwards!

Hey!

What?

When you're done, don't rush off to shower.

There are snacks in our usual spot.

Is that so?

You'll see.

Fuck, he's such an asshole!

He's like this every time. What to do?

You go sort it out.

Look at you, just a load of talk.

- No way. - Son of a bitch.

Dude, what are you eating? Are you hiding food?

It's nothing.

Yeah right, you're still chewing!

I'm not!

Where is it? You gotta share!

Don't be so stingy!

He's hiding food somewhere!

Nobody move!

Who was peeping through the hole

in the girls changing room?

Show yourself!

Mabel, what are you doing?

This is the guys changing room, get out!

Out!

Screw you, you're delusional!

Who wants to see that?!

Out!

Shut up!

No one wants to own up, is that it?

Get out! Didn't you understand?

So what!

- Out! - You can't scare me!

You're not scared?

How about this?

You like to shake it, don't you?

Spray it with BenGay!

Give me that, dickhead.

Take a look at this! Streakers!

Alert the neighbors!

Come take a look!

Don't you run away!

If I catch you, you're dead!

Hey!

Stop taking pictures!

Come on, just one photo.

Check out these beauties!

Such a mercenary.

The leave slip?

Leave slips are hard to come by these days...

So... where are you two off to with the slip?

What do you want with these photos in the student magazine?

Officer, Sir

I found these subversive magazines

on the grass by the pool

I may have been wrong about the boys in the swim team.

They didn't dig the hole outside the girls toilets.

Sir

I believe rebels

have infiltrated the school.

Well done, Mabel!

You've earned a merit.

Thank you, Sir!

Liam, you stay! Go face the wall

I'm saving your ass, why the face?

Officer, Ma'am.

Here's the new draft of our student magazine.

Along with the edits you gave us last time.

Please, take a look

I told you last time about these two pieces.

They are not in keeping with KMT ideals!

Pull them!

But Ma'am.

We've revised the parts you pointed out.

And several literature teachers have looked them over.

- They all say... - Which teachers?

Ask them to come talk with me.

Keep on messing around.

And I'll withhold publication for the semester.

Why?

Ma'am, the magazine is funded by the students...

Do not question my decisions.

You, go face the wall!

What the hell?

Our nation is fighting Communist China.

And all you can do is spread these useless ideas.

Yes, Ma'am.

If it weren't for us ideology education officers

this school would have gone up in flames.

Yes, Officer, anything you say.

You rebels had better watch yourselves.

Do not even think about

messing up the student magazine.

Ever since that Oppressor Yin came to our school.

We've had nothing but trouble!

Fuck! If we don't stick together, we're screwed.

It's simple... rough her up a bit.

Beat up a woman?

Just the job for a sissy like you!

Clamp your dick between your legs.

And come with me, then.

Fuck off! You're so full of shit!

There's a toilet next door. Want to compare sizes?

You lot are all talk and no action.

That hurts!

Sorry.

The Judo team was busted last week.

The captain got a major demerit.

Coach tried to stand up for him, but it was no use.

Who knows who it'll be next week.

It's weird.

Why is everyone getting busted lately?

Is Yin really that good at her job?

They know everything we're up to...

I think...

there's a spy among us.

Someone's coming!

What are you all doing! Smoking?

Mabel!

What is this?

Weren't you all big talkers? Chicken shit.

- What the hell! - It's you.

- Liam. - Yeah.

Run along after your wife!

Aaron, go change your diaper!

Your tampon, more like.

Shut up!

One book, NT$10!

Two for NT$20.

One book, NT$10!

Two for NT$20.

One book, NT$10!

One book, NT$10!

Two for NT$20.

There's psychology, philosophy, and photography.

What do you want?

Kiddo, do you have the banned magazine, Freedom?

Oh, give me a break.