Jango (ஜாங்கோ)

"This is Radio FM. The whole world is now is worried about..."

"an steroid that is travelling towards earth"

"The impact, if the asteroid crashes down on earth..."

"asteroids crashes are common in earth..."

"but the size of this asteroid is..."

"equal to two times the size of the Chepauk cricket stadium"

"It is said there will be a huge impact on earth"

"But the scientists say that..."

"by the time asteroid reaches earth, it'll be burnt into ashes"

"So, people need not panic or worry"

Dude, the asteroid will crash down like this"

Show me.

Whoa! What a wonder, isn't it?

Dude, what were you talking about?

Saw the asteroid news?

Yes, I did.

Why are people so afraid of a stone?

It's not a brick stone but a huge asteroid.

Play properly!

I've wrong gang of friends!

Don't you speak about friends. You are old enough!

Why are your hands shivering? Didn't take your pills?

Play hard to become a sugar daddy and not a sugar patient.

You... I must blame Gautham!

Now, serve.

Hi Nisha.

Shows off like she's P.T Usha. Look at her giving that stare!

Tell me, informer.

Where are you?

Working out in the gym to prevent myself from having belly.

Your girl is jogging here, in the ground...

as if she is going to become fit overnight!

Come here before she leaves.

Why didn't you call me a bit earlier?

If you want me to do it now, then I'll have travel back in time.

Can you wait till I invent time machine?

Fine, how many rounds over?

How many rounds?

-Gopal four rounds and me two. -No, I completed five.

Shut up, you turtle face!

Stop irritating me and tell me how many rounds did Nisha complete?

Irritating, isn't it?

She finished five rounds. Come fast.

I might arrive late but I'll arrive in style!

Show off!

What did he say?

He might arrive late but he'll arrive in style!

Arriving late but in style? Sounds atrocious!

Well, you said it, buddy! Now, serve!

Why has she called so many times?

Hello...

the doctor, whom you're scheduled to interview today...

Looks like he has some important work.

So, he said to reschedule the interview to 8 'O clock.

It's rescheduled. So, come as soon as possible.

And you're telling me now?

Why didn't you tell me earlier?

You talk as if these things are new to us. Come fast.

Fine, I'll be there in half an hour.

Hello!

Fool, he parked right behind my car!

Hello!

Where did he go?

You!

Hello! Stop!

Hello!

He's annoying me without realizing my situation!

Stop!

Stop, mister!

Mister!

Stop, mister!

What are you looking over there? Answer me, first.

Can't you hear me calling you out?

Why is he looking elsewhere instead of talking to her?

That's 'Love Ethics' for you.

You are too old to understand that.

-Yes? -Remove your headphones.

What were you saying?

He is talking to her.

-Do you think he'll woo her? -Yes.

Not gonna happen.

See, only he can react correctly in a wrong way.

Your car is blocking my car.

I'm unable to take out my car.

You have your eyes all over...

but can't you park properly?

Now, that's a new reaction.

Now move your car.

-Is he preparing for a fight? -Today's attempt has also gone waste?

Well, attempt has gone waste because he's a waste!

He doesn't know how to woo a girl.

Gautham!

What's that signal?

Poonamalle signal!

Shut up and walk.

Stupid!

So, you didn't find any other place is such a huge ground, isn't it?

Engine seems to be too hot.

What was that?

Romance.

Even a granny won't fall if you romance like that.

Watch me. Hi Mary!

Hi!

What''s up?

After three rounds, let's meet at coffee shop in the evening.

No! Let's meet at the liquor shop.

Okay!

See that? You must impress them!

And not compress your expression!

Your face is expressionless.

Try things like, saving a helpless puppy...

or helping elders cross the road.

Try something like that.

Don't romance because it loses it's meaning when you do it.

I know what to do.

I have an important interview.

Inform me earlier tomorrow, when she comes.

Who do you think you are? Arvind Swami's nephew?

You think she'll fall that easily for you?

Well, if it was me...

Even the street dogs will commit suicide.

Shut up and come.

"In the case of missing young girls in Chennai..."

"our News7 channel took voluntary self action..."

"and secretly traced them out"

"After following the kidnappers for days..."

"with the help of police, today they were arrested"

Guys!

Nisha!

-Well done Nisha. -Thank you.

Excuse me, sir.

Welcome.

Well done, Nisha.

Thank you, sir.

Here is a small appreciation.

Come on...

please have a seat.

You traced out the kidnappers even before police could.

You made our channel proud...

as well as our program is a big hit now.

Keep doing such innovative programs.

By the way...

here is a compliment.

A bonus of 50,000 rupees.

Thank you, sir.

Nisha, our guest is here. Quick, get ready.

Okay.

-Still setting up? Move! -It's ready.

Camera #1, okay? Camera #2, okay?

Five... four... three... two...

One! Cue...

Greetings, viewers.

Today, the chief guest in our 'Vyugam' show is...

the world famous Stephen Hawking's disciple...

Mr. Michael.

He is not just the pride of our nation...

but also the pride of Tamil Nadu.

Also, he is from Chennai.

He is an expert in Human Anatomy and Astrophysics.

Many of his invention have played a key role in assisting ISRO.

I proudly welcome him to our show.

Greetings, sir.

The hot topic currently trending is...

the asteroid that is charging towards the earth and could prove fatal for us.

And the news is that it'll crash land tomorrow morning at five.

Can you explain about it in detail, sir?

So far, five huge asteroids have crashed onto our earth.

Once such crash is the origin of living beings in earth.

Following asteroids that crashed...

has resulted in extinction of thousands of species.

Doctor, are you saying this asteroid will also have such an impact on us?

Definitely not.

Everyday there are many meteors that are crash landing in earth.

They all turn into ashes by the time the hit earth.

There are many galaxies apart from ours.

It's the movement of those galaxies...

that result in asteroids/meteors landing in earth.

So should people move to some place safe?

Well, that won't be required.

Like I said, it'll burn into ashes as it nears the earth.

No need to panic at all.

Sir, IIT professor, Franklin wrote an article in India Today...

in which he mentioned that there are living beings in other planets too.

What's your take on it, sir?

Franklin is a long time friend of mine.

He is doing a research on life on other planets.

But Stephen Hawking has written a lot on the same topic.

The most important and last of his discovery was...

Parallel Universe.

This inflation has made it tougher to buy vegetables.

Well, I bought okra today.

Since I didn't my master to waste money...

I bargained with the vegetable seller for a good price.

Gautham, your mom had called twice.

I'll call her.

Oh God!

Awesome!

It wasn't intentional.

It just fell off.

Tell me, mom.