Perfect Strangers

* Sometimes the world looks perfect

* Sometimes you just get a feeling

* Like you need some kind of change

* No matter what the odds are this time

* Nothing's gonna stand in my way

* This flame in my heart like a long-lost friend

* Gives every dark street

* A light at the end

* Standing tall

* On the wings of my dream

* Rise and fall

* On the wings of my dream

* The rain and thunder the wind and haze

* I'm bound for better days

* Ah

* It's my life and my dream

* And nothing's gonna stop me now *

Alright, nobody peek. Nobody peek, come on.

Come on, come on, come on, keep going, keep going.

Go on, go on. Alright, turn right.

Whoa!

Okay. I didn't, I didn't peek.

I know.

Okay, alright.

Now, ready?

You said it was, uh, it was hours of fun

and something we can all enjoy.

I know! A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Dreamhouse?

No. Now. Ready? Set? Open.

What do you think?

I see it...

I love it...

What is it?

It's one of those chairs that plays music, right?

Plays music? Plays music?

This happens to be a state of the art

stereo chair.

Wow!

A Sony Sit-man!

Alright, alright, listen to this.

You are going to love it.

I don't hear anything.

I think you have to be in the chair.

Kenny Rogers on CD. Fantastic.

* Know when to hold 'em

* Know when to fold 'em

* Know when to walk away

* Know when to run

* You never count your money

* When you're sittin' at the table

* There'll be time enough for countin'

* When the dealin's done

* You got to know when to hold 'em

* Know when to fold...

Balki, this was meant for one person.

Only if that one person don't want to share.

You know, Larry, I'd be nervous with something

this expensive in my apartment.

Maybe you should get a burglar alarm.

A burglar alarm? I don't think so.

Oh, we have that on Mypos.

You told me there are no burglars on Mypos.

Well, there aren't, but you never know

It's a lovely island but, boy, those Kleptos...

Maniacs.

Larry, you have a lot of valuable things

worth protecting, maybe you should get an alarm.

I don't need to spend a lot of money

on an alarm system to protect my home.

Well, you don't have to spend a lot of money.

Mary Anne and I got a simple, inexpensive alarm.

Someone breaks in, the bell goes off, the police show up.

Jennifer's always reminding me to set it.

Did you set it?

No, you didn't remind me.

We better go.

Do I have to remind you to do everything?

No, you didn't remind me to turn off the iron.

Did you hear that?

An alarm system. Women!

They're such fragile creatures.

All the protection men like us need

is a sturdy oak door and a good deadbolt.

Come on, Balki, we gotta go pick up the girls.

We have, uh, dinner reservations at Antoine's Cajun Kitchen?

Well, um, ahem, cousin, you, you know

you always eat too much of Antoine's Four-Alarm Shrimp.

So don't you think before we go you ought to coat your stomach?

Well, good idea, Balki. Uh, could you get the Maalox for me?

Why don't you get it yourself?

Alright.

Get, get it off!

Get it off!

Ow!

Pretty good, huh?

I suppose you have an explanation for this?

Well, of course, I do. Don't be ridiculous.

The ice prevents swelling.

No, I mean...

An explanation for this.

Oh, well...

I took the liberty of installing

several Myposian crimestoppers.

They're all absolutely foolproof.

I know because

Well, I'm going to rest easy

knowing that my antacid is safe.

Now, can we go to Antoine's?

Uh, not just yet, cousin.

Please.

Pretend it's late at night.

We're all snug in our beds.

The moonlight shining through the window.

Suddenly the window opens...

And in he comes... Balki.

Balki.

It's the beginning of Peter Pan.

Yeah, but, cousin, this is where the story

takes an unexpected turn.

It's a burglar.

He comes into the apartment...

He looks around and he says...

"Hey, this is a nice lookin' apartment.

Wow, what do we have here?"

But before he can lay one fingerprint on our valuables

he steps right into the middle

of this innocent looking rug

and we've had him right where we want him.

Upside down in the Kleptos-Katcher.

Well, I pity the golf bag that breaks into this apartment.

Oh, my Lord.

Somebody's been in here.

Oh, my God.

and we left the place a mess.

I am so embarrassed.

No. Balki.

I mean, we've been robbed.

They took my stereo chair!

The police! We got to call the police!

Uh, no. Cousin.

Whoa!

At least we know one thing for sure.

The burglar didn't come in through the window.

Balki! Balki!

Come here!

How much longer is this gonna take?

You don't put in a top of the line

security system in 15 minutes.

I mean, Rome might've been built in a day

but it took 'em a month to secure it.

Boy, when I signed up for home banking

I had no idea they'd put a vault in the living room.

That is part of our new security system.

Cousin, you changed your mind.

Okay. Aah!

Aah!

Balki, this is Joe McNulty.

Joe, this is Balki Bartokomous.

Ah.

Joe is from Safe at Home Security Systems.

You're not safe at home until you call Safe at Home.

And you are not fully clean, until you are Zestfully clean.

Well, you are now protected by

the world's only Doomsday System.

Designed and developed by yours truly.

I've adjusted the templates in the window

and the overall timing mechanism has been programmed

to prevent any microprocessor overload.

Cousin, I think we've gone way beyond

a sturdy oak door and a deadbolt.

Balki...

I went out and spent good money

on another stereo chair

and I'm gonna make sure no one steals this one.

Yeah, but...

Kleptos out there.

These are high-tech criminals.