100% Kaadhal (100% காதல்)

Stop confusing me.

I paid eight lakh rupees in total, right? -Yes.

Interest rate of 2.5%, correct? -Correct.

Three months later, it amounted to 9,15,350 rupees. Right?

Yes, but what about the two and half lakhs I gave you earlier?

That's for three months later. Amounts to 7,15,377 rupees.

Interest charged at 3%!

What? 3% interest for seven lakh rupees?

Follow the math or not?

You're dressed like a groom, sir! Is it your wedding day?

What's the deal, sir?

Today, everyone's booze should be on you! And you're asking me?

Get going and go get married!

You heard him. Get going!

You'll be back after the wedding, anyway! Please leave.

At first, I gave eight and a half lakhs.

Yes, but I paid back two and half lakhs sometime ago!

That's at 2%, man! I'm talking about 3%!

No, you're wrong.

Awesome, sir! You nailed it!

Who is this guy? Like a computer that has sprouted limbs!

You're no ordinary guy! You're one of a kind! Come along!

Hey! Get up!

Waste of space! Scoot over to the corner!

Have a seat!

You solved a huge problem without batting an eye!

What's eating you?

I'll tell you.

But, my ego can't handle it.

Order a large round.

Hey! Get us a full bottle!

Here you go, sir!

He's drinking it like it's mother's milk!

Balu.

That name signified a genius!

It was a brand name!

Good grief!

Hold it right there.

"Balu signified a genius. A real brand name!"

Go beyond that!

First in the state in high school!

First in the state in junior college!

Ditto in the entrance exams, too!

After all that, you expect me to have my feet on the ground?

I was just soaring in the clouds!

Generally, I don't believe in luck.

But, as if to make me believe in it, my bad luck arrived by train!

Got a good look at my bad luck?

Like algebra clad in a half-sari...

Like cute-smiling quantum theory...

To increase my irritation by a factor of infinity...

...she came from Coimbatore by train!

Here's the kicker. The one who awoke, left for the station...

...reached the station, all within the auspicious hour...

...to receive my goddess of misfortune, was none other than my father!

Hello!

How are you? -I'm doing great!

Shall we go?

What about my luggage?

What? You expect me to carry that?

If so, I'll return back home!

I was just kidding, dear!

What, dear? -Did you see that?

Where? -A picture of Balu!

First is in the state is no joke.

Looks great! Hi 'mama' (maternal cousin)!

'Mahalakshmi has arrived at my house!'

Hello aunty!

Is my chicken ready?

I've already added masala to it.

Just a few minutes and it will be done!

Stop! Masala is for the chicken. You might apply it on her!

Oh, stop!

Come on in!

This is your room!

Also, no matter what, don't go upstairs.

Why? -Because, Balu's room is up there!

Why? -He's very strict!

He bounces hard! His name even sounds like 'ball'!

Don't you know English?

Why did you come here? -Who are you kids?

I'm Fourth. -Fourth grade?

No! That's my name!

How so? -This is how it works here!

No names! Only ranks!

Balu calls us by rank only!

He doesn't have a name yet.

Because, he hasn't passed an exam yet!

He failed in Tamil!

What?

Failed in Tamil? -Nowadays, that is the in thing!

Who are you all? How did you get here?

That is a long story!

We came here for grandma's birthday.

I told them that we'd have cake and leave.

But, he suggested that we stay for dinner!

Until then, he said we could play cricket!

We did play cricket, but he hit the ball hard!

Our bad luck, the ball ended up in Balu's room.

It landed right there!

The ball was in Balu's hand!

I asked him to give it to me.

He asked what was two multiplied by two.

Stop. How much is two multiplied by two, sis?

Qualified!

That's what I said! And since that day, I've been here!

What about your parents?

Some parents they are!

Until I become like Balu, they made me to stay in Balu's room!

He's right. As a matter of fact, my eyes are fine!

Because Balu wears spectacles, I'm forced to wear them, too!

Regardless of all that, I love this room!

This isn't a room! This is a prison!

Look at this! We even wear uniforms at home!

Uniforms at home?

I can't believe this.

Sis!

Don't touch anything there! -Why?

Whatever you touch, he'll find out!

He's a walking closed circuit camera!

Is that so?

So if I took this pen and put a cap on it, would he figure it out?

Just take a look at the table.

People use pens to give marks on exam papers.

This guy marks pen positions!

Similar to that, he puts powder on the computer's mouse!

He opens up a pen and marks around it!

He places books in precise angles!

He changes up pieces on a chessboard!

These are Balu's tricks!

You didn't do anything, right?

If you did do anything, he'll really do us in!

Hey! You never told us who you are!

Who am I?

I'm Balu's bride-to-be!

Balu has no relatives!

Only ranks!

When Balu comes by, he won't ask you how you're doing!

He'd only ask what rank you are!

Balu is nothing like that!

I know him very well!

Someone was in my room.

It's just me, 'mama'!

What is your name?

Why? Don't you know?

I don't keep track of unwanted things.

Veeravenkata Satyasai Nagadurgadevi Sitamahalakashmi.

A hundred and twenty kilobytes.

I can't waste so much space on you. Shorten it!

What's your rank?

I'm first in the district, 'mama'! When it comes to singing!

I meant in studies!

Your score in your first year?

Well, that... is...

55 percent.

Do you know my percentage?

That's why I came here to join in your college!

That's my score! Not that of the college!

On the way to the house, I saw a huge banner with your picture!

It was awesome!

The one in the college bus stand is even cooler!

Coffee, 'mama'?

Look at that timetable.

What is this? -Green Peas Masala!

I can't waste so much memory on this!

Shorten it!

Sala!

How can you serve chicken in our house, aunty?

I made some because Mahalakshmi loves it. Eat, dear!

Thanks, aunty!

Sis!

Why not?

That's chicken, sis!

Yes, it's chicken!

But, today isn't Saturday!

Oh, so you don't eat chicken on Saturdays?

No, I don't.

From now on, every day is Saturday!

Why? -Balu hates chicken!

If so, I'll go back to my hometown.

Get up, sis!

You may sit.

Chow down! -Okay!

The good lady loves meat, does she?

What is your percentage?

Say it for everyone to hear.

55 percent.

Which stands for 'second class'!

The brain won't work if you eat meat. She is living proof of that!

What happens if you eat meat? -The brain won't work!

Mop!

Bro? -Get that chicken out of that plate!

Started already?

Take the leg piece from her hand!

So much for your chicken, huh?

Oh no! My chicken!

What is it? Eat!

I'm leaving, mom!

Wait! Take Maha with you!

No can do! -Why?