Krush Groove

Man: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, IT'S TIME TO GET SERIOUS, MAN.

WE ARE SERIOUS, MAN. WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT?

YO, MAN, SQUASH THAT. WHAT Y'ALL GIVING ME OUT THERE?

GIVE US MORE SNARE IN THE SPEAKERS. WE'LL BE ALL RIGHT

READY TO ROLL, KURT.

DO IT RIGHT THIS TIME AND I WANT ROCK 'N' ROLL, BABY.

Men: * I'M THE KING OF ROCK, THERE IS NONE HIGHER *

* SUCKER M.C.s SHOULD CALL ME SIRE *

* TO BURN MY KINGDOM YOU MUST USE FIRE *

* I WON'T STOP ROCKIN' TILL I RETIRE *

* NOW WE ROCK THE PARTIES AND COME CORRECT *

* ALL CUTS ARE ON TIME AND RHYME CONNECT *

* GOT THE RIGHT TO VOTE * AND WE'LL ELECT *

* AND OTHER RAPPERS CAN'T STAND US BUT GIVE US RESPECT... *

NOW, THAT'S MORE LIKE IT... WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

ALL RIGHT, MY BOY!

KRUSH GROOVE? YEAH, YOU GOT IT.

OKAY.

* THEY TOLD US IT WOULD GET NILLER *

* THERE'S NO ONE CHILLER IT'S NOT MICHAEL JACKSON *

* AND THIS IS NOT THRILLER IT'S ONE DEF RAPPER *

* I KNOW I CAN HANG I'M RUN FROM RUN-DMC *

* NOT KOOL FROM KOOL & THE GANG *

* ROLL TO THE ROCK, ROCK TO THE ROLL *

* D.M.C. STANDS FOR "DEVASTATING MIKE CONTROL" *

* YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME WITH A TEN-FOOT POLE *

* AND I EVEN MADE THE DEVIL SELL ME HIS SOUL *

: * SOUL, SOUL, SOUL, SOUL... *

* NOW WE CRUSH THROUGH WALLS *

* CUT THROUGH FLOORS *

* BUST THROUGH CEILINGS AND KNOCK DOWN DOORS *

* AND WHEN WE'RE ON THE TAPE, WE'RE FRESH OUT THE BOX *

* YOU CAN HEAR OUR SOUND FOR BLOCKS AND BLOCKS *

* FOR EVERY LIVING PERSON, WE'RE A VERBAL TREAT *

* IT'S ME AND D.M.C. *

* Jay, where's the beat, beat, beat... *

COME ON, HOMEY! MOVE IT.

WE AIN'T GOT ALL DAY, MOVE IT!

* NOW, WE'RE THE BADDEST OF THE BAD, COOLEST OF THE COOL *

* I'M D.M.C., I ROCK 'N' ROLL I'M D.J. RUN, I ROCK 'N' RULE *

* IT'S NOT A TRICK-OR-TREAT AND IT'S NOT A APRIL FOOL *

* IT'S ALL BRAND NEW, NEVER EVER OLD SCHOOL... *

* YOU GOT THE MUSIC IN YOUR BODY AND YOU CAN'T COMPREHEND *

* WHEN YOUR MIND WON'T WIGGLE AND YOUR KNEES WON'T BEND *

* Music ain't nothin' but a people's jam *

* It's D.J. Run-DMC, rockin' without a band *

: * Band, band, band, band, band... *

* I AM FROM AROUND THE WAY *

* AND RUN GOES TO SCHOOL EVERY DAY *

* And Jay plays the records he has to play *

* And we get down with no delay *

* I RUN THE BOX WITH THE WORDS I SPEAK *

* AND RUN SINGS THE RHYMES THAT ARE UNIQUE *

* AND JAY CUTS THE RECORDS EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK *

* AND WE ARE THE CREW THAT CAN NEVER BE BEAT *

* So don't try to dis me, try to be my friend *

* 'Cause if you do, you'll get yours in the end *

* The rap we say will set a trend * YEAH...

* 'Cause a devastating rap is what we say * THAT'S IT.

: * Say, say, say, say...*

STAY OFF THAT CAR!

* EVERY JAM WE PLAY, WE BREAK TWO NEEDLES *

YOU'RE FIRED! I'M FIRED?

All: FIRED? WE QUIT!

WAIT! I'LL TAKE BACK THE MUSIC. WHO'S GOING TO CLEAN THE CARS?!

* "D's" FOR NEVER DIRTY "M.C." FOR MOSTLY CLEAN *

: * Clean, clean, clean, clean... *

* Like we said before We rock hard-core *

* I'm D.J. Run, I can scratch I'm D.M.C., I can draw *

* And now we got the knack to attract *

* Our rhyme's an aphrodisiac *

* We'll reign on your brain and rock your knot *

* When it comes to a rhyme, give it all we got *

* To be M.C.s, we got what it takes *

* Let the poppers pop * and the breakers break *

* We're cool, cool cats *

* It's like that * OH, BOY!

* That's the way it is, so stay the hell back *

* WE'RE CAUSING HARD TIMES FOR SUCKER M.C.s *

* 'CAUSE THEY DON'T MAKE NO SONGS LIKE THESE *

* PERIOD. *

* DON'T STOP *

: * DON'T STOP... *

* WE'RE CAUSING HARD TIMES FOR SUCKER M.C.s *

* 'CAUSE THEY DON'T MAKE NO SONGS LIKE THESE *

* PERIOD... *

WHOO! OH, YOU SAID IT, BOY.

THOSE BOYS ARE DEF! THEY ARE DEF

* SUCKER M.C.s SHOULD CALL ME SIRE *

* TO BURN MY KINGDOM, YOU MUST USE FIRE... *

WE'LL BE BIG ONCE WE PLAY THE FEVER.

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING--

THAT'S HOW HOMEBOYS GOT STARTED, MAN.

KURTIS BLOW, DR. JECKYL, MR. HYDE--

ONCE YOU GET ON THAT MIKE AT THE FEVER

I'M TELLING YOU, BOY, IT'S LIKE MAGIC.

THE FEVER-- THAT'S ALL YOU TALK ABOUT IS THE FEVER, MAN!

WHAT'S THE MATTER? JUST DON'T WANT TO DO.

ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS STUFFING YOUR FAT FACE, RIGHT?

DON'T YOU WANT TO BE A STAR?

Woman: KRUSH GROOVE. YEAH, HOLD ON A SECOND.

YEAH? OKAY, HOW MANY? OKAY, YOU GOT IT.

YOU'LL GET THEM AS SOON AS I GET THEM, OKAY?

KRUSH GROOVE IS NOW ROLLING!

: WHAT'S UP, RICK?

KRUSH GROOVE HERE.

I KNOW YOU WANTED LAST WEEK. I WILL GET THEM TO YOU SOON.

I'M SORRY. HOPEFULLY, BY THE END OF THE WEEK.

YO, I TOOK 100 ORDERS TODAY THEY ALL WANT IT YESTERDAY!

I HAVE 60 MORE OVER HERE.

IT'S HAPPENING JUST LIKE I TOLD YOU, RIGHT?

JUST LIKE YOU TOLD ME? RIGHT.

WE'RE SELLING RECORDS WE DON'T EVEN HAVE.

A HIT RECORD IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD'VE HAPPENED TO US.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. THAT'S MINOR.

WE HAVE NO MONEY. WE CAN'T PRESS UP ANY MORE RECORDS!

I WILL GET THE MONEY. JUST CHILL. TRUST ME.

THIS IS RICK. YOU'LL GET YOUR RECORD TOMORROW.

IF YOU'RE SO WORRIED, TELL YOUR OLD MAN TO GET UP HERE.

IF NOT, I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT, ALL RIGHT?

YO, MAN, I'M TIRED OF HEARING YOUR NONSENSE.

YO, WHY DON'T YOU JUST-JUST GET OUT?!

ALL RIGHT, HEY, MAN, LOOK, RELAX.

WE'RE GETTING READY TO GET PAID, CUZ.

Woman: THAT'S ENOUGH! EVERYONE JUST CALM DOWN AND PAY ATTENTION.

DISSECTING THE FETAL PIG IS VERY IMPORTANT.

IT COUNTS FOR 75% OF YOUR LAB GRADE.

SO, IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GROANING NOW

JUST KEEP CLOWNING AROUND

AND YOU'LL REALLY HAVE SOMETHING TO GROAN ABOUT.

Woman: ONCE YOU HAVE YOUR SPECIMEN OPEN

I WANT YOU TO IDENTIFY

MANDIBLE...

YO, BUFF...

LET'S STEP, MAN.

THIS IS BORING. THIS IS WEAK.

Teacher: STERNOHYOID...

( Buff grunting with syncopated raspberries )

Teacher: WHO HAS A RADIO IN THIS CLASS?

SPEAK UP.

BRACHIALIS...

Teacher: IT'S YOU, THE FAT ONE! STAND UP!

I SAID, "STAND UP!"

OH... WISE GUYS.

REPORT TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE.

FOR WHAT?

OUT OF MY CLASS... NOW.

OH, SHE WANT... YOU WANT TO PLAY LIKE THAT.

AND YOU ALL GET "F" FOR FETAL PIG.

YO, FORGET THAT TEACHER, MAN.

COME ON. I GOT AN IDEA. WE AIN'T GOT ALL DAY.

WHAT'S UP, MAN?

COME ON, MAN!

HURRY UP, MAN.

WHAT'S THE RUSH FOR, MAN?

DISCO THREE!

IT'S ALMOST TIME, MAN, IT'S ALMOST TIME.

* NOW, BABY, LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY *

* AND IF YOU DON'T WANT TO, I'LL SAY IT ANYWAY *

* NOW, I ONCE HAD A LADY, SHE WAS SO FLY *

* SHE WAS MY GIRL, AND I WAS HER GUY *

* HOW I LOVED THAT GIRL WITH ALL MY HEART *

* BUT LITTLE BY LITTLE, SHE WOULD TEAR IT APART *

* I'M TALKING TEN DOLLARS HERE, A HUNDRED THERE *

* SHE WASN'T ASHAMED, SHE'D ASK ME ANYWHERE *

* SHE WAS ONE OF THOSE GIRLS WHO DIDN'T GIVE A HOOT *

* AND TORE MY HEART FROM THE VINE, STEM AND ROOT *

* THEN, I MET YOU AND YOU MET ME *

* AND YOU'RE THE BRAND NEW MS. MARKIE D *

* AND ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU TREAT ME RIGHT *

* THROUGH EVERY LASTING DAY AND NIGHT *

* AND I'LL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT AND IN THE RIGHT WAY *

* AND THERE'S ONE MORE THING I HAVE TO SAY *

* DON'T YOU DOG ME *

* DON'T YOU DOG ME *

* DON'T YOU DOG ME *

* DON'T YOU DOG ME *

* NOW, I'M KOOL ROCK SKI, THE DOMINATING M.C. *

* MASTER OF DISASTER, THE CHIEF OF THE BEATS *

* A LIME TO A LEMON, A LEMON TO A LIME *

* I'M THE M.C. WITH THE FRESH RHYME *

* AND WHEN I WANNA SEE YOU LADIES SCREAM FOR ME *

* 'CAUSE I'M THE CAPITAL "K" KNOWN AS KOOL ROCK SKI *

* BETTER THAN BEST, I'M M.C.'s SUCCESSOR *

* WHEN I'M ON THE MIKE, I CAUSE A DISASTER, SO... *

* DON'T YOU DOG ME *

( human beat box rhythmic panting )

* DON'T YOU DOG ME *

* YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, OH *

* DON'T YOU DOG ME *

* HEY, GIRL, OH, OUR LOVE IS TRUE *

* DON'T YOU DOG ME *

* HEY, GIRL, DON'T YOU LOVE ME, GIRL? *

* DON'T YOU DOG ME *

* YOU LOOK SO SWEETY *