Curse of the Nun

Subtitles by explosiveskull

Sister Catherine, I come on behalf of the devil.

You are an enemy of Satan and you will burn

with hellfire if you do not cooperate.

Come on, I know you're here!

Sister, are you here?

Sister, are you...

Get out!

Shit, too far.

Too far.

Hello?

Somebody!

What the hell?

No, no, no, no please, no!

Oh God, please no!

Hey, 21.09.

Here you go.

Thanks.

Have a good one.

Wait.

21.09.

You gave me 21.06.

It's three cents.

I don't have three cents.

Want some help with that?

No, I think I got it.

Are you sure?

Ooh, pizza!

Done?

I think so.

Thank God.

Can't believe your aunt let us stay here this long.

She has three houses.

She probably forgot we were here.

God, three houses.

I'm excited to finally have one house.

You didn't think it would happen.

I didn't.

We've come a long way.

That is an understatement.

Where did you find this?

Your sister gave it to me.

Can we lose it in the move?

No, you'd regret it.

Yeah, maybe you would.

You're not gonna make me, like,

change my look or anything, right?

Like, ditch the nose ring, go blonde?

Are you serious?

I mean, we're moving to such a nice neighborhood,

and your position's so big, I...

Never.

That's who I married.

Just don't go back to the '08 look.

Deal.

Hey, Anna, it's Lex.

Uh, call me.

I heard you and Mike are finally

moving out of his aunt's house.

I know I shouldn't be calling,

but I'd like to see Claire before you move out.

Gettin' cleaned up, you know,

and I don't care what some judge says,

she's my daughter too, and I've got a.

Claire?

Hmm, where is she?

She's got a big day tomorrow.

Maybe she's under here!

No, hmm.

What about in here?

No.

I hear something though.

Maybe she's under here!

Mom?

Well you're a good hider.

I wasn't hiding.

Sure.

Did you brush your teeth?

Perfect.

Are you excited to move into your own room tomorrow?

Very!

Can you believe it, your very own room?

This is my own room.

No, not some old guest room, your own room.

One that you can decorate however you want.

I'm just glad I don't have to sleep

on the floor like I did in the old house.

Me too.

Oh, Daddy dropped something again.

Again?

He's clumsy, isn't he?

Goodnight, love bug.

Night.

Jesus, Mike.

What?

Was that you?

Was what me?

Did you knock something over?

Not this time.

Comin' to bed?

Yeah, one sec.

Oh my God!

You asshole!

I didn't mean to scare you.

Yes you did!

I swear I didn't.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, okay.

You know what?

Better watch your back, Michael.

Watch my back?

Mhmm.

Michael?

Am I actually in trouble?

I thought of a way to repay you.

Oh my God.

You know, I think Claire's

really excited about tomorrow.

Yeah, I know.

I'm just still not sure about this private school thing.

What's wrong with private school?

Private school's like second place

awkward to home school.

I went to private school.

Yeah, and look at you, you're a mess.

Mmm, yeah.

You know, it's not too late to change your mind.

Nah.

I mean their gifted program is supposed to be amazing.

They'll give her the attention she needs there.

I still think you should have gone to a gifted school.

As if!

No, no Claire did not get her brains from me.

She sure as hell didn't get 'em from her dad.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to bring him up.

No, um, it's actually interesting that you mention him.

He's not calling again, is he?

No, no, nothing like that.

Um, I don't know.

Stuff with the move is just reminding me of him

and all that shit with the divorce and then going to rehab.

And I'm just realizing how far I've come.

It's a good thing, right?

Of course, yes.

I guess it's just hard to stop

associating yourself with all that.

The only thing you need to worry

about now is moving past all that.

Maybe I should go blonde.

Be my trophy wife?

Yeah.

I think I've always been a blonde on the inside.

Oh, totally.

A very very very dark blonde.

- Mhmm. - Mhmm.

What, no scrubs?

Nah, I wanna look professional.

Yeah, but I like that whole hunky medical show vibe.

Oh yeah?

Mhmm.

Well, get to work.

Those damn teeth don't pull themselves.

They better not.

Meet ya at the new house at six?

Yeah, yeah, I'll drive the moving truck over.

Perfect.

Are you ready for my Aunt Donna?

Oh yeah, and I've got a gun in my purse

in case she gets too feisty.

There she is.

Look at you!

You excited?

Yeah.

Don't be shy.

I know.

Being shy's the last thing she's gotta worry about.

Yeah, well, you didn't get that from me.

Goodbye, love you.

I love you too.

You ready?

Yeah.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh thank God you're here.

I can never find the right key.

I'm Donna Winslow, I'm Michael's aunt.

Yeah, we've met.

Many times.

I'm here to check the house before you go.

Sure, um, well I just need to...

I'm in a hurry, I left my dog in the car.

Oh, okay.

Um, well can you start upstairs?

It's my house, I'll start where I want.

On second thought, turn on my AC.

I want to be thorough.

Oh no.

Oh no, what?

Uh, was that you in the spare room?

I was in the office.