Dragon Ball Z: Lord Slug

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Ahh...

I could get lost in that sound for days.

What a nice meditation.

Sweet solitude.

Hey, there is Icarus!

Piccolo! Over here!

It's me Gohan.

Man, I'm glad I found you.

You're not gonna believe this, Piccolo.

Guess what, watch, Icarus can dance.

Can too...

He's just being shy. Watch.

No. W-What's happening?

This is terrible!

Stop it Gohan.

Gohan! Stop it!

No! Gohan! Stop!

Gohan, don't ever do that again!

I'm sorry Piccolo.

I didn't mean to disturb you.

We really have been practicing.

Shake it off kid. It's not that.

Huh, grr.

Aggh.

O dear me.

Mmm.

Oh my.

This isn't good my furry little colleague.

Meow.

Yes, I know...

But how?

What's the scoop dad?

Is it gonna hit?

I'm afraid so, honey.

It won't be long now.

What! How can you be so calm?

Can't we destroy the darn thing for goodness sake?

Yes, we thought about that.

It's definitely an option.

But the problem is,

it's inhabited.

Huh?

It's either of them or us.

Yeah, but we don't want to hurt anybody, thou.

Gosh, what are we going to do?

Well folks you saw it.

That's the computer simulation of what's going to happen to the earth

later this afternoon.

Now, if you anything like me

then you're scared!

And you don't want to spend your last moments on earth

in a television studio!

So, have a "happy end of the world"

see you, bye.

Holy cow, I just want to see the sports.

Instead, I find that the world's ending.

Oh, man!

It cant end.

I never even had a girlfriend.

Ooh! It's not fair!

I haven't even lived yet!

Their, their honey.

It's all right.

Don't worry ladies, there's enough of me to go around.

How can Master roche sleep at a time like this?

All right, we're not trying to destroy this thing,

just change its course.

Right, I got it.

It's risky though.

It'd be a lot easier just to blow the whole thing up you know.

Yeah, I know.

But try to put yourself in their shoes.

I was afraid you'd say that.

Look!

Strap yourself in guys.

This is it.

Come on Goku.

I don't wanna die.

Not now.

Please Goku.

Father.

Haaaaa.

What!

Oh no!

Goku!

This is it!

Lord Slug Dragon Ball Z (1991)

Aw...

Is it over?

- A-A-Are we still alive? - Yeah.

I think.

Wow, check it out, you guys.

It's beautiful, isn't it?

They must have had to blow up the planet.

Oh man, the stars are falling from the sky.

Chill out, you dweeb.

Those are just meteorites from the planet.

Oh wow.

Look you guys, what is it?

Come on let's check it out.

Wait! Are you guys crazy? It could be dangerous.

I wonder where the heck...

Dude look at that.

My goodness.

What that?

All right men, let's move it!

Attention!

We hereby claim this planet.

From this moment on it belongs to Lord Slug

supreme ruler of the universe.

Anyone who resists will be exterminated.

Forget you man!

Lord Slug huh, yeah, right.

Slugs are nasty.

Excuse me. Coming through.

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh is right.

Why is everyone laughing? These guys look scary.

Now. Don't you start. We're not leaving. So chill.

Gyoshu, what's the hold-up.

Hold up? There is no hold-up sir.

Just calculating. Always calculating.

As rapidly and effectively as possible.

Yes sir.

Egg head!

Just tell us how long it's going to take to terra-freeze the planet!

Ah yes, still calculating.

This job is far more complicated than the last one

and there are so many variables it's difficult to say.

Well, guess then.

Lord Slug is too old to wait on you.

His time is limited.

Yes-yes of course. I'm trying!

Commander.

Huh? Lord Slug!

Forgive me. Who...

Who am I to remind you of your mortality.

Have mercy on me, sire!

Ahhh!

Why don't you never mind the commander.

How long will it take?

Yes... well... sire...

I certainly don't wish to offend you. How long would you like for it to take?

How long will it take?

To be honest, sire I think you could take as long as 10 days.

Stop. You're in charge now, Kakuja. How long?

Sire, if I said 3 days would I live?

Lord Slug, it's my humble opinion that the work can be done in 3 days.

It's an honor to serve you, sire.

Thank you for entrusting me with these great responsibilities.

You can count on me, your grace. I won't let you down.

On my Mark fire!

Hey, don't you think we should stay till Goku gets here?

What are you guys crazy?

Gohan no! Come back!

Look at those pathetic weaklings.

They cannot even stop that kid.

They are pathetic. I agree.

But the boys much stronger than he looks.

- His technique is superb. - Huh?

It can't be.

Look what we have here.

Oh my gosh! Gohan!

Chi-Chi no!

Gohan, duck!

Huh?

Wow, mom! Awesome!

Thanks, it runs in the family.

Hey!

My my, people are so careless with their valuables nowadays.

Mmm.

Come to papa.

What the heck is going on?

How does he know about the dragon balls?

Hey you big guy.

You're the boss, aren't you?

Well, we have a bone to pick with you.

No no no no we don't.

- Don't listen to us. She's... - Shut up Oolong!

- She's crazy! - I'll handle this!

You got some nerve landing here and shooting up our planet.

Your guest here you know.

What kind of way is that to act, huh?

Our Master Lord Slug has commandeered this planet.

You are his guest now.

Follow his edict and you shall live

or you can join the countless others who have tried to resist and died.

You can't...

Of course, we can you fool.

You're in denial.

Wake up, girl.

Look, just stay out of our way.

You're out of your league here.

You're playing with the big boys now.

Hey! You don't scare me.

What do you want with our planet anyway, you geek!

It's simple,

we're going to terra-freeze it and converted it into our own personal starcruiser.