Hackney's Finest

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How's he going to tell us anything now?

He's not

But his nephew will

Plan fucking B

I'm Sims

I do a bit of gear

I deal a bit of gear

Now, the thing about heroin is...

...it's pretty moreish

I've got a regular job, just like everyone

But now and again I pass on a package

Got to pay those bills

All you need's a trustworthy source

And reliable buyers

Works out pretty good

As tong as you don't get any unwanted attention

Police officers

Some of them just ain't nice people!

I think the Paki fucker's had enough

Enough babe

I've got my wheels

I've got my girl

Life's good

Morning, sex pest

Morning mate

Ok you beautiful people, Sirus is here

Me gone

Good morning gents & lady. I'll take the plot-sheet first

Bravo two-one

My first empty in the West End

Over

Alpha one-four empty EM

Charlie two-six

Can I go home'!?

Charlie two-six, is that you?

Charlie two-six, yes. Can I go home now, please?

Charlie two-six, go forth and multiply

Just

T m Suns

Tell him you're on for tonight

We'll leave the room, you can have a shot

Then you're on your merry way

He won't go for it

This is my good mate Asif. His uncle's a fruit & veg importer...

...who realised melons make a Io! more money when they've got heroin in them

Now you listen to me, you fucker

Hackney police force is blessed with many upstanding officers

This isn't one of them

Detective inspector Malcolm Priestly

The baddest pig in the pen

You do exactly as I tell you

Or you will spend the rest of your life wishing you were dead

And then just because you've pissed me off

I'll get nasty with that Amanda

I know you two are tight

You know

I'm beginning to suspect you of being a fucking sausage jockey

You would not believe the nasty fucks I could send round to her

And it would make you sick to know what they would do

And I wouldn't stop there Asif

I'll go after your cousin

Your uncle

And all the rest of your fecal family

These are no idle threats boy

I promise

You will lose, at the very least, one of your dirty little fingers...

...in the next ten minutes

If you don't send that fucking text!

Bravo nine-one, it's Wardour St, over

Was this guy dropped as a baby?

No it's...

...it's a street

It's called Wardour

Find someone to sign for it, you gormless twat

What can I say about Jane'?

Equal opportunities employer of the year

Sirus you cunt

Why aren't you giving Bravo nine-one that job on Wardour St?

I am

He thinks you're prejudiced against him because he's a Paki

I thought he was from Syria

He's from Iran. His wife's from Syria

He's still a Paki

Ragweed, Jane

What?

Kebabs, not curry

Really nice shoes Jane. Where did you get them?

You can fuck off, Sirus!

You should know all about Pakis

That mate of yours, Asif. He's a Paki

Afghan

I thought his name was Asif

It means he's from Afghanistan, Jane

I want you to have a nice buzz, boy, but we can't have you going over can we

Find the number

Send the text

Sort yourself out

Or...

...don't...

...send the text

The pain will get worse

And you will die

All this can end Asif

If you don't use the right code

We will know

Yeah it's 25 Canada Square. Get a move on, mate, he's really grumpy. Cheers

Over

Alright people, let's burn some rubber and make some money

Jane, can you cover this for me'? I've got to release the brown otter

You're fucking disgusting

Alright mate

Alright nigger!

Mm Tony t B

Welsh-Jamaican...

...entrepreneurs

Distributors of the finest smack in the Valleys

It should be. They get it from me

We on for some dinner tonight?

Sweet, man. What time you gonna be here? You flying?

Fuck that flying shit. I can't stand airline food. Can be with you by 5

Whoa, I don't finish work till 7

I'm sure us country boys can occupy ourselves in the big city

You just tell Amanda to get the tea on as soon as we get there

Yeah, alright man. Ok

We is wanting 2 whole chickens

There's a right awful clucking around these parts

No problem. I'll text you when I'm done

LEWIS

Right you horrible fuckers. We're gonna drop you on the estate

What you lovely boys are gonna do is find out who wants what for tomorrow

Can we go with you?

Not this time

You ain't no player yet

Why didn't we send the text ourselves?

Then we'd be further along with all this

It's not just about the sending of the text

It's about getting that dirty cunt to accept being fucked

We are fucking him Terence

If he hadn't sent it himself how could we rely on him?

I think we went too easy on him. We could've removed a few teeth

Terence

We've got to keep him looking normal

Sirus will bolt

First sign of trouble

He's done it to me before

This time though

I'm gonna get him

He's not going to embarrass me again

I don't just want the Paki's gear

I want that fuck Sirus dead or down

They all went to Dave's house

Can you lot stop fucking yacking just for one minute!

No, I'm gonna get a Pomeranian

Oh he's back now

Amanda's on line 2

Alright there, gents & lady

The plot-sheet has been diligently taken by the lovely Jane

Give me 2 seconds

Hello babe

Not tonight, I've got B coming over

No, it'll be all done by about 11ish

ll will be

I've got to go, babe. I'm at work

Alright, I'll speak to you later. Bye

Sign here

You alright for a lift home?

All taken care of, Bill. Don't worry about it

Ok

Don't get any ideas

You'll be being watched even when you think you're not

Just to remind you

I will blow you away in a fucking heartbeat

Deviate from what I tell you...

...and my own personal brand of hell comes to everyone you give a fuck about

Plus a few randoms, for good measure

Get the fuck out

What's next, boss?

Leabridge Road

I want to be there when Sirus gets home

Yes rudeboy

We're just about to drop off the end of the motorway

Well, if you insist on 4 wheels, mate. Do you want to hear a wheelie?

You are crazy, man. You get your shit together & hurry up

Don't want this to take all night. Some of us got homes to go to

Relax. I'll be home in five

Make that three

Alright, laters

We're gonna get this shit and he out of here

Driving hack like stuck-up law-abiding peeps

If I have to dump this car I'll be right miffed

Better not be too late

I was hoping for a quick pint before we get the lads round

There's lovely!

I didn't know you had a daughter

Well yes, I'm the grand mother now

The thing is, the phone is in the living room, opposite your house

Ok. What would you like me to help you with?

I was just wondering if you and your wife could...

She's not back yet