Andi Mack

Previously on Andi Mack:

I saw Amber in the park with someone else.

- She was? - Tell the truth.

Why would I lie about seeing you with another guy?

Because you like Jonah.

- Do you know who my dad is? - Yes, but...

His daughter wants to know him.

I don't want to write him.

Ham: This is his e-mail.

- (doorbell rings) - Bex!

- Oh, hey, Mrs. Mack. - (whimpers)

Andi...

This is your dad.

Bex: Bowie.

Bowie: It's just blowing my mind. It...

This is for real.

I have a kid...

who's... already a teenager?

Don't feel bad. She didn't tell me either.

This whole time, I thought she was my sister.

Mack!

That is whack.

Whack-adactyl, yo.

I mean, double-whacker with cheese.

Whack to the future.

Yo, check it!

Fruit of my looms!

Oh, this moment is far worse than I ever imagined.

So, Bowie... (chuckles)

...are you still playing drums?

And some guitar too.

I'm about to go on tour.

Do you know Renaissance Boys?

You're in Renaissance Boys?

Yeah, just filling in for one of the boys,

but I'm psyched to be playing with a

band people have actually heard of.

I've totally heard of them.

That is so cool!

Hey...

Would it be okay if I borrowed Andi today?

You know, we could hang out, get to know each other.

Yes, yes, yes.

Please, please,

- please? - Absolutely not.

Get ready, you're going to school.

Please, please, please?

What is he doing here? Did you summon him?

Sum...

Yes. I said his name three times in front of a mirror.

No. Uh... This is on me.

I gave Bex his e-mail

and suggested that she reach out to him.

Bowie: Ham and I are Facepage buds.

- (laughs) - Heh, yeah!

I'm sorry.

I...

I should've told you.

- No, no... no. - I... I...

She's gonna be okay.

There's a distinct possibility, though, she may start, uh...

- (door slams) - ...pruning.

- Ah... - (sighs)

There she goes.

You know what?

Um, maybe school isn't such a bad idea.

What are you doing here?

Isn't today your fake sick day?

Yeah, well, things at home went from fake sick to real crazy.

You guys won't believe what happened.

You won't believe what happened.

It's a good thing you're here.

We have news.

So do I.

Ours is bigger.

That's literally impossible.

Both: Jonah and Amber broke up!

For real.

You're sure?

It was confirmed by three sources,

and one of them was Jonah.

He's a free agent.

Aren't you glad you came to school today?

It probably doesn't mean anything for me.

But what if it does?

He could be with anyone he wanted.

But what if it's me?

I think it's you.

Why?

I need to talk to you.

- Okay. - Andi...

Bowie: Andi!

- There she is! - Who's that?

It doesn't matter. What were you going to say?

I'll tell you later.

Okay.

Here she is. My kid, Andi Mack.

Well, I've spoken with your mom...

- Which one? - ...and your dad...

The biological one, I believe.

So, Bex is your mother,

and she says that this is your father...

Bowie.

Bowie Quinn.

And she's given permission for the two

of you to spend the day together.

I understand that this is a time of

transition for you and your family,

and we just want to be as supportive as we possibly can.

Both: Thanks, Ms. Dullridge.

It's like how pythons unhinge their jaws

to swallow their entire prey.

I mean, that's what my brain had to do this morning.

Well, their jaws don't actually unhinge,

but I get your point.

I mean, yesterday, I was just "Bowie."

Today, I'm "Bowie... with child."

Did you even want kids?

And, yes, I realize this is an awkward question,

- especially coming from your kid. - (chuckles)

I never really thought about it, to be honest,

but the universe did. You know, the universe knew.

The universe always knows.

We're gonna have the best father and daughter day ever!

- Are you stoked? - You bet, but...

But I probably shouldn't miss the whole day of school.

- (laughs) - What?

Don't take this wrong, but you've got a lot of Celia in you.

I mean, you've got this whole type A thing going on.

You know, you need a little bit more of what I've got.

You know, like a type-Bowie thing going on.

Live in the moment.

Do you smell french fries?

Oh, that's my car. It's a grease mobile.

Oh.

Runs on used vegetable oil from restaurants.

No way!

Free fuel, great mileage, and most importantly,

it reduces my carbon footprint on this beautiful planet.

- I'm all about carbon footprints. - What?

I made this bracelet from used soda tabs.

You and me are on like the same brain-length!

I know.

So, what do you say?

Let's make like a check and bounce!

Have you seen her?

No, have you?

If I'd seen her, I wouldn't have asked if you'd seen her.

Really? They're not mutually exclusive.

Cyrus! I need to know what happened with Jonah!

Where are you?

Buffy: "Had to leave school."

What did Jonah want?

This is taking forever!

"I don't know."

"Can you find out?"

Can we find out?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!

We will not meddle.

What do you mean? We're her best friends.

It's in our job description.

We're on it.

Oh. Can you just be on it?

- My blood sugar is kind of low. - (phone chirps)

Eat an apple.

We're putting the pedal... come on... to the "meddle."

Everything good?

Oh, yeah. I just had to take care of something.

If I ask you a question, would you be completely honest?

I'll try.

Complete honesty doesn't really run in the family.

Am I what you were hoping for?

Well, this is what I was hoping for.

- To meet you and... - Wait, wait, wait! Stop, stop.

I have a genius idea.

- Right. - Okay.

Today, I became a father,

and this is my beautiful little girl.

Hi.

She's shy.