The Kardashians

Previously on The Kardashians...

I'm gonna do more stuff for me and keep really busy.

My goals for this year are to spend more time with my mom

and more time with my grandchildren.

- -Hey!

Yeah.

I want you guys to find this amazing true love...

-Oh, we will. I'm not worried. -...have for the rest of your lives.

Me not dating and not wanting love and attention?

I don't think you know me.

I have a lot of exciting things coming up,

but I'm still constantly thinking about prison reform.

I was able to help you, and then I learned so much along the way

and you gave me, like, purpose.

You gave me freedom.

I'm a little concerned for this podcast now.

I've never done this before, so I don't know, I'm nervous, it's scary.

I basically did a Q and A for, like, the fans of what they wanna hear.

Scott is actually going to be my first guest.

Feels crazy and overwhelming.

Um, okay, so, honestly, I really need this whole section.

Don't need anything here.

- 'Kay. -One set of headphones.

Make sure my pens come.

I'm packing up my entire house.

I'm fully remodeling, and it's not easy to do this with four kids.

I feel like I have one time in my life where I can do this.

And on top of everything that I have going on,

this week is a little busy.

I have the UCLA Robert Kardashian Esophageal Cancer event at UCLA.

And then I'm taking Scott, Kendall, and Olivia with me to a prison visit.

So, a lot's going on this week.

What the hell is going on?

Well, you know I'm moving.

I thought you were a minimalist.

You look like a hoarder right now.

I know, I really need to chill.

This is gonna really have me purge.

-Purge? -Yeah.

Well, you can purge it right on over to my house

-'cause I love your stuff. -No, you're the real hoarder.

I am.

I would say Kris Jenner is the biggest hoarder.

Oh... this is a really nice wig.

We're all memory hoarders,

so if we got it from anyone, it's definitely from my mom.

Wish I would've known about this closet before.

Could you imagine if Corey didn't recognize me?

North gave me one of her teeth today and was like, "I lost a tooth."

And I'm like, "Do I keep this? What do moms do? Do they keep teeth?"

I think my mom would do that.

I'm having a meeting here with landscaping

and going over everything.

And then I'm gonna say goodbye for a year and a half.

Wow.

So, when we move out,

we're definitely gonna stay in Malibu for the rest of the summer.

And then, we just need, like, a home base

just because it's gonna be way too far to drive to school.

We are at my new rental.

Oh, this has gotta go.

Like a year, year and a half.

I'm actually really excited for this change.

I've thought about these improvements for a really long time

and I just can't wait to get them done.

And then, here, it'll be a whole area,

a whole closet.

I could show you right here.

A whole closet for what?

-For him. -For him?

-Who's him? -I don't know! Manifesting.

I did this whole renovation and then I looked up to my team

and I go, "Guys, we're adding onto the house.

We're changing everything for me."

And then I thought... "Wait, where's the 'his' side?"

I'll be so stuck in that and not even be open

to having a partner if I don't, like, build it.

So, if you build it, he will come.

No, you should never assume.

Maybe, you never know.

And then I thought, "What if, to here, I make, like, a whole 'his' closet?"

You must really like him

-because that's a... -Do you think that's big enough?

Kim... that's bigger than my bathroom.

Okay, good.

I think she's looking for true love.

She's the best version of Kim when she's in love.

Out with the old, in with the new.

-Working... -Oh, I'm so excited for new vibes.

New energy, new vibes.

-Mm-hm. -Alright, I have to pack.

Oh, my God, she looks amazing.

Look at... In the Chanel.

Uh, her ass is out.

Well, I didn't see that part.

My podcast is launching soon.

But first, I have a fundraiser

for my dad's charity I have to go to.

Our dad being diagnosed with esophageal cancer,

he passed in 2003,

and, at the time, there was not a lot of information on esophageal cancer.

My dad died within weeks of diagnosis.

It was just such an aggressive disease.

- Hi. - Hi.

-Hi. -Oh, my gosh, you guys,

-I'm sweating like a . -Well, put the air on right there.

- That's gonna go up my clitoris. -Just have it hit you.

That's my name tonight, Clitoris.

- -Just kidding.

Wait, like the Seinfeld?

-Yes. -Yes, of course.

Hi, how are you?

It feels amazing to be celebrating my dad tonight,

and that we have this foundation in honor of him.

-Hi, everyone. - Come on in, guys. Come on in.

My dad was always super big on charity, but empathy for others.

-Hi. -Hello.

And the fact that we're raising awareness and money

to extend someone's life,

I know my dad would be so proud and is so proud.

Should we grab a drink? Should we grab a snack?

Hi.

-You must've been right behind us. -Hi!

How are you, Cici?

- Hi! -Hi, Khloé!

-Oh, my God. - I haven't seen you

-in so long, Kourtney. -I know.

-Long time no see. -Khloé.

We didn't know, like, that it was stage four,

but we knew that he had cancer.

People will come up to me once in a while and say,

"Do you know how incredible it is

"that we have this center and that it exists,

and how many lives it's helping?"

And that it's all in my dad's name, it really does mean a lot.

I think he would.

He would definitely be in on the pranks with us.

My dad, in general, was incredibly goofy,

definitely class clown.

He was very playful and very fun.

He'd also be pretty pissed off at-at-at a lotta things too.

I'd be grounded for life already.

I'm sure some of our antics, he probably wouldn't be too thrilled with.

But also, I think if he was here,

we would probably also be different at the same time.

Like, maybe not make some of the stupid choices that we've made.

Who knows?

He would've loved it.

Without any further ado, I would like to invite

my dear friend, Kim Kardashian, to come up and say a few words

on behalf of the Kardashian family.

- -Woo!

-Thanks, Kim. -Of course.

You know, it's so interesting that we chose to do a partnership like this

because my dad hated the hospitals, hated doctors, would never go.

But, I know he would be so proud

because he was the kind of guy that would go when it was too late,

like so many people that we know.

And I just feel so proud that I can contribute to that conversation.

And I'm just so grateful to Eric for helping us make this a reality

'cause we all, together, are saving so many people's lives.

So, thank you so much.

There's, like, a few things in life

that my dad would be really proud of us for

and this is definitely one of them.

We weren't able to save his life with this new technology,

and with the access to these doctors,

but, now, we can help save other people's lives.

Congratulations again, congratulations to you.

-Congratulations, and we love you, Rob... - To you.

...and to all of you.

These two shy girls. You don't wanna say anything?

Two shy girls, go ahead, you gotta say something.

Well, I thought you were gonna say

Dad would be pissed 'cause it's not a USC hospital.

- -My dad was a Trojan. He went to USC.

-But anything for health. -But he would be so grateful,

and so proud...

- -...and so happy, that...

'Kay, what do you have to say?

-...UCLA is our home. -I would say, "Hi." That's it.

- -

- Thank you all. - Thank you.

He would be super proud of the families that we've created

and that we've all stayed so close.

I miss most my dad, just him,

just him being here.