Too Hot to Handle - First Season

Welcome to the show that does for Too Hot To Handle

what Harry and Francesca do to a prize fund.

Shamelessly suck it dry with no concern for anybody else's feelings.

Anyway, without further ado,

it is time to meet the show's effortlessly gorgeous stars.

Give us a wave, everyone.

Hi, Desiree.

I'll be honest. I just did that to check where all your hands were.

Wise move, Desiree.

Lovely to see you all.

-Hello! - I hope you are all continuing

to make deeper and more meaningful connections.

First up in my hot seat is the couple whose relationship was as sexually charged

as it was fiscally reckless.

Before we talk to them, let's take a look at some of the best bits.

Oh, shit!

Uh... boom!

Francesca is probably the most gorgeous girl

I've ever laid eyes on.

How much do you think anal is? It's kinda hot.

You guys kissed!

-What? No! -Wow.

She kissed me. She kissed me.

-You kissed me. I didn't kiss you. - That didn't happen.

Such a shady piece of shit.

Ah!

-Lana! -If I wasn't so horny,

this would be so much easier.

I'm jealous.

This retreat is a fucking roller coaster.

If you're upset, no matter what about, tell me.

I don't really want to be spending my time with anyone else but you.

Thank you, Lana, you naughty little possum.

Francesca!

Every situation we've been put in, we grow,

and our green lights going off just shows that we do have something real.

You two have broken the rules more than anybody else.

This whole experience has been absolutely magic.

I just love everything about you, and I don't want to lose it.

I'm ready to move wherever she wants to be.

-Oh, my God! -Hey, Desiree.

-What's happening? - Hello, Harry and Francesca.

God, you both look gorgeous, even on a phone.

Stop!

I do have a personal bone to pick with you, Harry.

When you guys first kissed, uh,

you lied to everyone in front of Francesca,

and then you never apologized for doing that.

OK, so, um,

-for me and for the rest of the world, -He's sweating.

I would love to hear an apology out of you for lying.

- - No, I will apologize.

Here we go.

OK. All right.

From the bottom of my heart, Francesca,

I'm so deeply sorry about lying to everyone about kissing you,

but, as we all know, I'm a changed man. I'm wholesome, a born-again virgin.

He is!

- -

I think we can safely say that almost everyone in the world

is now watching your love story unfold.

So where are you guys now in your relationship?

Like, what has happened since the retreat?

Harry, take it away.

Ooh!

Well, Francesca and I came off the retreat.

I went and visited her in Vancouver.

I went and met her family.

Her grandma's the absolute best.

You come from a big town or a small town?

I come from a country town.

Like, I grew up with cows and bulls and horses.

Ah! So that's why you don't know the world.

Yeah. All our restaurants close at seven.

Uh, we got matching tattoos.

What are they? Where are they? Are they stupid?

-We need to know. -

-Cute. - OK.

-This finger lightning bolt. -Yeah.

-Pew, pew! -There's just so many sparks between us,

we just thought we may as well get it tattooed.

Very appro-- very appropriate.

That's amazing. That's really beautiful.

I'm kind of in love with this love story right now.

And then, um...

she came to Australia, and then, um...

we decided that we probably--

it was probably best to have a break for a bit

because we weren't seeing eye to eye on a couple of things.

And then, eight months later, I get drunk,

and I decide to text Francesca and said that I want to FaceTime her,

and then next thing you know,

we're back and better than ever before.

- He sent me, like... -

I think it was, like, 50 videos of us just being cute over, like,

the beginning of our relationship, and I was like...

Like, I... Honestly, like, when we broke up,

I knew right when we broke up that we were going to get back together.

I just knew that we needed some time apart.

So when I got all the videos, it was very nostalgic,

and I was like, "Aw, this is so cute!"

Every time we fight, we get stronger and stronger.

So you are in two different cities, right? Harry, you're in LA,

-and Francesca, you're in Vancouver? - Mm-hmm.

-Correct. -How are you guys making it work?

I think we just FaceTime, like, 30,000 times a day,

and we're always sending nudes.

-Sorry, Mom. -

All right. So I do have to bring up a couple of sticky things. Um...

First is Kori.

Um, so, Francesca, do you have any regrets going on that date with Kori?

-I would just go for it. -

-You're so hot. -

Um...

I maybe regret...

um, how flirtatious it got.

Uh, it was really hard to watch that back.

'Cause I was like, oh, did I really say that?

Like...

I was, like, nervous about how Harry would react.

I'm not going to sit here like,

"I was really excited to watch that bit. That was actually my highlight."

- - Uh...

But I was more than proud of her after it, like, once I watched the whole thing.

All right. We'll move quickly on from Kori

to Kelz.

You have the cutest smile. I love when you smile.

-Shut up. - I love it.

Like, it lights up my life, I think. Every time you smile, I'm just like...

Francesca, can I just ask you,

was that a jealousy play? Was there a genuine attraction?

I was definitely just looking in a-- in another direction.

Honestly, I was just filling the void that was Harry.

I was kinda hoping, like, maybe it'll make him jealous.

That's not exactly why I did it.

Kelz, I knew, was interested,

but after that date, I was like, this is not what I wanted,

and I was honestly thinking about Harry the entire time.

He shot his shot, and he missed the mark, so I'm always...

Big papi chulo just came in and... and stole the queen, so let's go!

- -"Big papi chulo."

-You have been living in LA for a while. -

"Big papi chulo!"

Yeah, what?

All right. So now I want to know about the future of you two.

Obviously, we've gotta get past global pandemics and things,

but have you got anything

you want to share with us about future plans maybe?

Well, Francesca's looking at moving to LA,

and we've also been looking at, uh...

rings.

Oh, my God! It's so happening.

Um... has the question been popped yet?

I think it needs to be done in person.

Can you do it over Zoom?

Well, we may as well.

Francesca, I'm on one knee.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God!

I've got you a Ring Pop.

Where'd you get that?

Will you... I don't know how to do it. Oof. I'm shaky.

I... I should have rehearsed this.

I just want to say you, uh...

you've absolutely changed my life.

I love you so much, and I can't wait to spend forever with you.

Um...

do you wanna do this thing? Do you want to get married?

OK. Hold it right there.

Don't answer him yet.

Let's make him sweat.

Consider it payback for the late apology.

Next up in my virtual vortex, it's the girl who,

despite being a total babe and having had a number of suitors,

never found romance at the retreat.

It's Chloe.

You've just gotta be really patient with me...

...'cause I'm not the brightest spark,

um...

in the book.

Dating apps are like a part-time job for me.

Whoo-hoo!

I want to test my limits.

Yeah!

David would be, like, a good free pass.

Think of your nan.

Think of your nan.

Oh, my God!

You're, like, a god of piano.

Bryce... Beep, beep!

-There was no fireworks. -

It was more like a...

Who is this...

sex god?

You haven't been honest with me, Kori.

I don't want to take things further. That's that, then, innit?

I'm not giving you the opportunity.

I know my worth,

and I'm not gonna let any more Koris

take me for a ride.

Women empowerment.