Amigo Undead

Oh, and that was some great spur

of the moment thinking, Norm.

Well it's... you only, kind I know how to do.

Shit. Stay back.

I think he's gone.

Is he?

Yeah, his hand just stopped moving.

We got fooled by that before.

Yeah, but that was, like, the whole body.

We just liquefy this fucker.

Or unless he could reform

or something like the T-1000.

Reform?

I don't know.

I guess you're right.

You did it, brother.

Come on.

Let's get fuck out of here.

Ugh.

All right. So, what do you got for us?

How are you gonna get my money right?

Well, this bond fund is really excellent.

You can consider it your bank alternative.

It's super conservative, very safe, no surprises.

I actually have a sizable chunk of inheritance in this myself.

It's very safe, very consistent.

Hmm, I don't know.

It sounds kind of risky to me.

I said it's...

He's kidding.

That's good.

That's really funny.

We'll take a look at it.

Wonderful. Also...

I don't know if the two of you've

given much thought to your future

or eventual retirement

but we also do estate planning.

And I understand you too

recently got married, congratulations.

I don't know if you plan on having any kids

but we also have life insurance plans,

God forbid anything happen to you.

We wouldn't want the kids to...

Well, it's just stuff to think about.

Why don't you take one of my cards?

I think you gave us the wrong card.

Oh, no, that's my name, Kevin Ostrowski.

I was adopted.

Oh, you're like one of those

adopted Asian babies all grown up.

Yes, I was an Asian baby.

That was a joke, right?

Adopted Asian baby. That's good.

All right. Wonderful.

It was great meeting you.

Congratulations on the wedding.

Thank you.

And I hope to

speak to you again.

Why do you have to be such an asshole?

Good night, Suzanne.

Good night.

- Hey, Kevin. - Hey.

Listen, bill and Patrick are in town.

So you and I should probably take

them out for drinks tonight.

Oh, I'm sorry, Jason.

I actually have plans.

Right. Of course,

you have plans every night, right?

Well, I would have known beforehand, then...

They're only in town one week.

Oh, well, when are they leaving?

Because maybe we could get together

next week on Friday before they leave.

What are you doing tonight

that's so important?

Well, it's not important.

I... it's just I've had a long week

and there's just this book

that I wanted to start.

A book?

I know it's weird.

Just trust me. It'll be better next week.

I'll be mentally prepared, we'll have fun.

Okay, okay. Whatever, Kevin.

Okay. Just have a good weekend.

All right. You too, Jason.

Okay. Oh, hey.

You enjoy that book.

Oh.

Oh.

Darn it.

Oh, man.

What the fuck?

Oh, what the fuck?

- Shit. - I am so sorry.

I was distracted.

I take full responsibility.

That you take full responsibility, huh?

What the fuck, man? Look at that.

I can't see anything.

Yeah, well, if you smudged away the dirt,

there's some scrapes there for sure, man.

It doesn't look so bad. I'm happy to take care of this

without going through the insurance.

Here, let me give you a card.

"Ostrowski."

What, you're trying to scam me with a fake card?

It's my name, I was adopted.

You can check with the office.

What do you work for a bank or something?

It's an investment firm.

I'm a financial advisor.

Really?

So...

You make a lot of money, huh?

Maybe, no.

I don't know, man.

How... it was quiet a blow and there could be

some major damage here, you know, internally.

And then me, ooh,

I'm feeling fine but, ow, maybe not.

Whoa. Whoa, did you hear that?

It's like a crunching sound.

Finn, let's go.

Hey, shut the fuck up.

You get back in the goddamn fucking car.

Doing fucking business here.

These fucking bitches.

These bitches.

What'd you call my fucking girlfriend?

Did you just call my girlfriend a bitch?

I was just quoting you, I'm sorry.

Oh, now you're a newspaper boy.

I thought you're a financial advisor.

Have a good day.

- Hello? - Hey, shithead. It's Norm.

Norm, you blocked your number?

Oh, is it blocked?

That's strange. I had no idea.

I wasn't trying to, you know,

trick you or anything.

Well, did you know you made me get

into an accident earlier today?

I made you get into an accident?

How is that even possible?

Yeah, whatever.

So, is this like a good time?

I mean, am I interrupting something?

Yeah. Actually, it is a bad time.

I'm in the middle of lot of work,

so I can't really talk right now.

Oh, my God. Are you looking at porn?

What? No.

Then why are you acting on weird?

I... I'm acting weird because I don't wanna talk to you.

Okay, Norm?

I'm not watching porn.

Jeez, okay.

Blow me, calm down, bro.

I'll keep it brief.

I know it's been a long time

since we've talked but...

I have diabetes.

Oh.

So, is that bad?

Well, normally not,

but there's been some complications.

Okay. So, what do you mean? What are you trying to tell me?

I don't know. I don't know exactly.

Sometimes people in my situation get better.

And sometimes they get a lot worse.

Oh.

Well, I'm sorry, man.

I'm sorry to hear that.

Well, I'm okay for now.

Actually, the reason I called was,

it's my 40th birthday this weekend.

I just bought a place and me and the guys,

we're gonna go hang out,

and I'd really love to see my baby brother,

will you come?

Think of it as a dying man's wish.

Jesus, Norm.

Yeah, I'll be there.

Awesome.

We're gonna reconcile and it's gonna be so great.

I'll e-mail you the directions,

Yeah, Norm, that's my e-mail.

Hey, can you hold on a second?

Hey, did you hear that?

Yeah, I did, that was really fun,

thank you for that.

Later shithead.

Where the hell is this place, Norm?

Hello, there.

$2.

Thank you.