A Stand Up Guy

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How you doing?

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Give me 300.

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Come on, come on, come on, 300.

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By the way, you're looking unbelievable.

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You're losing weight, right?

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Face looks chiseled. Take this.

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You have a nice tan.

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Tell your mom I said, "Hello", all right?

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Call her.

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All right?

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- Dom, let me ask you a question. - What?

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What makes you think that a shaved head's a good look on you?

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I don't know. You know, the hairline was falling back a little.

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Figured I'd trick the scalp.

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"Trick the scalp?"

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You tricked the earth, bro.

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Doesn't look great.

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What? You don't like it?

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Looks like your mother fucked a marshmallow.

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I, I don't even get that.

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I don't know, you just got a face that looks better with hair.

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I mean, look at my hair.

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You never seen me shaving my fucking head, do you?

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You don't need to, you're growing hair while I'm looking at you.

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I know, how great is that, huh?

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- See... - I thought checking in

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was when I left and told you where I was going.

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How's that not checking in?

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Hello.

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Hell...

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Dom, come here.

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This is the address to the house.

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Family's out of town, so you're clean.

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Hey, you're taking that loudmouth LeGucci with you?

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- What, Sammy? - Yeah.

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Ah, yeah, he's a good guy.

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Can't stop sharing his thoughts. He's going.

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He thinks I don't know

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he's flipping electronic cigarettes all over town.

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Plus, I ain't seen a dime from him.

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Uh, you know, I don't know anything about that.

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Okay, listen.

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There's over 200 large in the house.

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It's behind the fake fireplace when you get in.

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Family's on vacation.

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It's good. It's no problem.

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Sammy!

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Yo!

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I heard you got a beat on electronic cigarettes.

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Yeah, I heard a few things.

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I'll let you know if it's worth it.

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Remember...

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Smoking kills.

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Yeah.

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Dom, let me ask you a question.

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Why does your uncle always have to exit with a dramatic statement?

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I don't know.

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I don't like him.

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Plays the "Nice Guy" role.

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Then, boom, says some shit you can't be comfortable with.

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Look, I wouldn't worry about it.

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But, look, he says this score, it's like 200k.

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Okay, we need to get this money,

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get some new head shots,

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model my way into a fucking catalog already.

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Sal, you're 41 years old.

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So what?

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40 year olds are a huge marketing demographic.

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Plus, they buy a lot of shit.

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Not from your face.

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Thanks.

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So, how is school?

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School's not as bad as I thought it was gonna be.

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Well, that's good.

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I wouldn't want you to be sick of school this early in the game.

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That, I can't promise.

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Oh, God.

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Honey, time's up.

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Uh.

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All right, come on.

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- There's never enough time, right, Maddy? - Yeah.

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You know I love you. I'm gonna see you in a few days, okay?

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Hi, honey.

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Mommy needs just a minute with Daddy, okay?

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- Do you wanna sit here? - Okay.

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- Love you, Daddy. See you soon. - I love you, Maddy.

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Here, take the ball.

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I'll see you this week, okay, honey?

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Okay.

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Step into my office.

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An office? Wow, what a great idea.

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An actual office.

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That would mean you would have a real job.

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Don't go spending it all on your hair or your shoes

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or whatever you do with your money.

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My hair? My hair is the problem, wow.

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Okay, you know, I swear to god, I look at you and I think