Stooges in Hong Kong (不文騷)

Recently, at the underground subway in New York,

Mary passengers have been hunt

But they are not hunt by robbers

They are being hurt by such a costume

Ever since Madonna wearing it after the concert

It drove all the American crazy

All the woman take it as a model blindly

That's why during peak hour in the subway

There were 36 passengers being hunt in the crowded condition

Four of them are quite dangerous

The rest of them have left the hospital after medical treatment

And the government planned to prohibit this costume on sale

It has been passed today Legislative Council

That after midnight it will be counted

as adult time

From tomorrow onwards, you can at midnight

Watch adult programs

The gov't expect that entrainment business will have a strike

So the treasury will have 30% less income

Because less people go out, therefore the no of crimes

Will have 30% less as well

That's all for tonight's news, good night

Roller and then music

Music

Switch off the mic

It's been told that your husband is not so alight recently

Do you need my help?

Are you tempting me?

Why not?

Have you prepared the condom?

Am I so dirty?

Everyone knows that you are a playboy

I am afraid that you got Aids

The mic hasn't been switched off, it's on air now

Not yet switch off

Daring II am joking

Underwear! Three for ten only

Buy more for exchange

You don't have to be afraid of wetting it when watching TV I want black one

Black is mysterious

Taxi

Taxi

Do you want to eat something? No problem

How about Kowloon Tong? OK

Taxi is coming

I am hurried back home to watch TV

Hey hey!

Mr Chin, take me out, OK?

NO, I am in a hurry

Kiss me!

Mr Chin, pay and fuck me NO

please

No way

She's really skillful

Damn it

please

No3 Cook Street, 6/F please

Sixth floor?

An Indian

Mr Chin, I beg you please

please don't ignore me Please fuck me

I beg you Don't ask me to fuck you

Maybe I pay you

I don't want any money I want to be fucked

I am afraid of you, alright come in

Damn it The escalator is under repair

I am on the 6/F

Damn it

The TV show is on now

I have rheumatism I can't walk

It's show time now, can you take me right there?

I am on the 6/F

No problem

Sit well

Sir, we are hurried home to watch the TV

We are hurried home to watch the TV as well

It's on

It's on

My dearfriends

It's time for M Darling Shafer

The name of the program doesn't matter, right?

I know you love to see me, right?

I won't let you down

A man drove into a parking place

It's all full, only one parking place was left

But it's reserved

Time was limited

He removed the reserved block, and parked the car there

He saw a pretty woman when getting off the car

She's waving hand to him

She was look like Lam Ching Hae and Wong Jo Yin Mr Chin

Herfigure was fitter than Kung Li Mr Chin

The man thought he had met an affair

He approached her

When seeing him, the woman smiled

She pulled down the zipper of his pants

She took out his litter brother and smoothed it

The man was very excited and said

Miss, why do you love me so much?

I love you?

Damn it, don't park at my place any more

There was a village

No one had been a top successful candidate

The superiors felt no good

Someone suggested to send a boy to the temple for one night

Hope that the saint will give him some anlightment

They asked the boy the next day

Have the saint come to your dream?

Yes

What did he said?

I can't remember it all

It seems like what

All the superiors wondered what's that mean

They discussed it over

That the little brother of the status was quite small

So they rebuilt it again

And made it even larger than a horse's penis

But after ten more years

No one had been a successful candidate as well

Meanwhile, the boy had been grown up

One day, he remembered his dream

He told the superiors

He said the saint told him

No one study hard in the village

That's why no one be the top candidate

It's none of my damn business

Good reaction! Tell more about the organs

Tell thejoke of gay

Have you heard of a story of a sleepy poet?

He had a friend from San Francisco

They shared the same bed

The sleepy man fell sound sleep very quickly

His friend, seeing a chance, started the action

But the sleepy man was unconscious

He told his friend the following day

It's strange, I had a funny dream last night

And I have written down a poem

Tell me

The dream is strange and the ass hole is wide opened

It seems like shitting, but something seems to enter

Really shit

A man went to Macao to see car racing

It was full, only standing place was available

He had to stand behind someone

The guy in front was very annoying!

He always moved from one side to another side

He was so angry

Hey, can you stand still? I can't see it

But the man said, Sir, I am really sorry

For I've been a sailor for the many years

Once I stand still I have to move from one side to the other

You are crazy

Why I was not like that after making love for so many years?

It's time for 'Queries for sex'

A friend wrote and asked me

He said since last time being crowded in a MTR

He was squeezed with a female student

He ejected very quickly after squeezing

He was addicted to such a habit

He always wanted to go to MTR

He asked me should he be counted as satyr?

Does he need to cut off this bad habit?

What's your opinion?

Sir, how about yours?

Please face the camera

Does he need to cut off this bad habit?

Say it out

There are always sexual demand in MTR

Granny, do you have any opinion?

He doesn't need to cut off this habit

Why?

He only needs to cut off his 'peanut'

Fantastic

Uncle Jim

Then what's bird and stick?

Bird means the soft one

Stick means hard one

One is wasting the soft one

And one is wasting the opportunity

You

Uncle Jim, mine is only 3, is it odd?

It's common

Mine is only a bit double yours

Uncle Jim, my girlfriend needs much I can't stand it

Have you any ways to solve it?

Easy, pass her to me

I will solve it with herfor you

Let's go!

I'm a script writer only I can't be the MC

Don't play me OK?

So you've to train yourself

Manager

Tea for you

Don't you know that our show has broken a new record!

Few advertisement companies want you to appear in the show To play verbal advertisement

What? Verbal advertisement?

No way!

Yes way!

No yes way

Yes no yes way