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Ranking of the best anecdotes of Camila and Marcos

so when Marcos is crying in New York

he could dry his tears with this ranking.

We have to say it quickly

because there is two percent left and he has to go.

-Hurry up! One percent! -First,

I had to give him a present at school and the next year

-he gave it to someone else. -Exactly! Number two,

once I was invited for lunch at her home and I was so nervous

that I peeled a shrimp with a knife and a fork.

Number three,

we did a duet in class and Marcos did playback

because he couldn't stand the idea of doing worse than me.

Worse than you…

One percent!

Four! We did theatre and dressed up as Bette Davis and Joan Crawford

in What Ever Happened to Baby Jane.

My sister's hamster, it was dead, and I put it in a box with paprika?

Don't talk to me about it.

Number five: do you remember when we fell out for six months

because you told me I should work as a clown.

We need one more!

-It's not gonna work! -Shut up!

Once we peed in the pool, we were ten years old.

I still feel your heat. To seal our friendship.

This is the best one.

This is the best one.

No, the time we showed a porno movie

to my grandma with Alzheimer and she said: "How beautiful, sweetheart!"

Well, have a nice trip!

Sorry for constantly writing to you and phoning and sending so many voice mails.

But I'm quite nervous.

I only want you to call me and tell me that everything is okay.

I can't wait to see you and go there.

Damn! It's all very hasty!

I know that we talked about it and there was no problem,

but it was a long time ago and I found this offer now

and I thought, "I have to take it!"

Sometimes these things show up in front of you and you have to take them.

Nothing, call me!

See you in a few hours! Kisses.

Hi, Marquitos!

I guess you didn't see any of the 847 messages I sent to you.

I'm at the airport! I'm on my way to your house.

I have your address, and if I catch you at home, great.

If I don't, don't worry, I will have a drink

or go under a bridge in the meantime.

If you can, buy me a bag of chips, okay?

I'm starving!

A big hug that I'm going to give to you in a second,

kiss, kiss, kiss, and kiss.

I'll take you to a theme park and crush you on the camel game.

Did you get the tickets for the play?

-I'm going! -Come on, get out!

Will I see your Willy at last?

Did you know that water runs out,

and that you'll leave the future generations without water

and life because you always take baths?

I know. But I won't waste so much…

I imagine my fictional son with no water and I feel bad,

and my grandchildren,

and my great-grandchildren.

But my imaginary love only lasts until there.

From then on, I don't care what happens.

Did you hear it?

What? Nothing?

No!

I'm about to leave, now or never.

Do you know you look like the stalker of the play?

Thank you. Watch out!

What if we get drunk?

-Jagerbomb, baby? -Not now, the trend is…

Thunder Bitch.

-Thunder Bitch. -Thunder?

Yes, bitch.

Why is the ceiling so close to my head?

Because you live on the clouds.

I'm far from them because I live with my feet on the ground.

It's better that way.

Well, I have a lot of space.

You're so close to the ceiling,

that you don't have much space between you and anything else.

Do you think there's a world beyond this one?

That's what I think…

of your bullshit and your crazy ideas.

What I think is, that I just want to fuck you,

and you do too, but you just talk and time is running out and we're wasting it.

I don't want anyone to touch me.

I'm leaving, okay?

I'm leaving you.

Okay.

And you won't see me again.

You love being alone.

I love being alone, that's right.

I give you two days and you'll call me. Two days.

What for?

You're lost!

You're crazy!

I'll leave the house.

-I'll leave the house, and when… -And when…

-And when… -And when…

Camel! What are you doing with a selfie stick?

Are you a millennial?

It's a present from my sister,

she wants me to become an influencer singing on the cruise ships.

Because of these antics

I'll end up falling off the bike and breaking my mouth.

That would definitely be a good viral.

Danny.

Hey, Danny!

-Marcos, I think that guy is calling you. -I know.

By the way, influencer, do you feel like going out for dinner?

Yes! Where?

At my friend's restaurant, so that you can meet them.

You will introduce me to society? We'll have to go shopping.

Great!

-Are you ready? -Wait, I bought you something.

Let's see.

I love it! That's crazy.

I have something for you, too.

Let's see.

Daddy!

I don't like the food.

Why don't you buy me a bag of chips? Come on, Daddy!

Hi, how are you? I'm fine.

I love you a cup.

I love you a cup.

Who

Do I sleep with at night

Who do I sleep with at night

It's my secret, it's my secret

But if you insist, I will tell you

But if you insist, I will tell you

Fear

Lives within me

Fear lives within me

But only fear

But only fear

CAN I BORROW SOMETHING FROM YOU? I'M FREEZING

-What a nightmare! -What a nightmare!

-Hello? -Hello!

How is my traveler?

Very good, what about you?

About to explode, look!

He's so cute!

He moves a lot. He kicks me so much!

Well, tell me how's it going in the Big Apple.

What have you done?

We saw a play on Broadway.

We've been in Coney Island, Times Square, Central Park,

and we have done a lot of things. I don't know what else we will do.

Oh, and we were in a restaurant of a friend of Marcos

and I sang, and it was amazing.

It was magic, you know?

Like it's what I was meant to do.

-It was the first time of my life that-- -And the cruise ship?

What?

The cruise ship, have they called you?

No, why?

Because maybe you should begin thinking about looking for another job.