Codename: Kids Next Door

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THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

All:

Together:

SPLENDID.

NOW WHILE I EAT

OUR BIRTHDAY CAKE,

YOU MAY SING IT AGAIN!

UGH!

OH-OH-OH-OH,

OH-OH!

STATUS REPORT, NUMBUH 5.

AS PER OPERATION CAKE...

PARTY GUESTS EVACUATED,

CAKE LOCATED,

AND PARTY CLOWN NEUTRALIZED.

PREPARE THE CAKE FOR TRANSPORT

BACK TO HEADQUARTERS

WHILE I HAVE A WORD

WITH THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN

FROM DOWN THE LANE.

WELL, IF IT ISN'T

THE KIDS NEXT DOOR.

HAVE YOU ARRIVED TO ABSCOND

WITH MY BIRTHDAY CAKE

LIKE YOU DO EVERY YEAR?

PRECISELY.

IT'S BETTER THAN WATCHING - YOU SPOILED SNOBS EAT IT

BY YOURSELVES.

SO LET'S DO THIS - THE EASY WAY.

HAND OVER THE CAKE,

AND WE'LL BE ON OUR WAY.

BUT WE WERE JUST ABOUT TO PLAY

SOME PARTY GAMES.

PLEASE STAY.

WHOA!

WE INSIST.

IT'S ALWAYS THE HARD WAY

WITH YOU GOODY-GOODY

LITTLE CREEPS, ISN'T IT?

NUMBUH 4.

RIGHT. - FIRST, I'M GONNA CLEAN

YOUR ADULT-LOVING,

PRISSY, LITTLE CLOCKS,

AND THEN WE'LL BE TAKING

THAT CAKE.

NO PARTY GAMES, WALLACE?

YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO DISAPPOINT

OUR FRIEND LAURA, WOULD YOU?

I GOT INVITED

TO A BIRTHDAY PARTY!

BEAT IT, SQUIRT!

I GOT NO TIME

FOR NO PARTY GAMES.

THERE'S NO PARTY GAMES?

BUT I... LOVE...

PARTY... GAMES!

OH, DID I FORGET TO MENTION

LAURA'S LITTLE... CONDITION?

MEET...

THE BIG BADOLESCENT.

ME WANT PARTY GAMES...

NOW!

NOW! NOW!

NOW!

NOW!

Delightful Children:

WHAT DO YOU SAY

TO PLAYING

SOME PARTY GAMES... NOW?

FINE.

WE'LL PLAY YOUR LITTLE

PARTY GAMES FOR NOW.

AS A MATTER OF FACT,

WE'RE ABOUT TO BREAK OPEN

THE GREATEST PIÑATA EVER.

YAY!

PARTY-GAME TIME!

OOH.

UGH.

COME ON! LET'S GO

TO THE GAME ROOM.

UGH!

GREATEST PIÑATA EVER!

GREATEST PIÑATA EVER!

I'VE SEEN BETTER.

NOW, REMEMBER, KUKI, DEAR,

THE HARDER YOU SWING,

THE MORE CANDY YOU GET.

CANDY!

CANDY!

CANDY!

NO, NUMBUH 3, DO...

UGH!

CANDY!

NO! YOU'RE HITTING... - UGH!

CANDY, CANDY, CANDY!

STOP! - YOU'VE GOT TO... OW!

HOW'D I DO?

HOW'D I DO?

- NO PEEKING!

YOUR TURN.

OHH! OHH!

OHH! OHH!

HUH?! HUH?!

MMM!

ISN'T THIS GREAT?

I NEVER GET INVITED

TO PARTIES.

THAT'S A SILLY DONKEY!

IT ALSO MAKES SILLY SOUNDS

WHEN YOU PIN ITS TAIL ON,

SO AIM CAREFULLY.

OKAY!

UH, NUMBUH 1,

YOU GOT A PLAN OR SOMETHING?

AHEM. LAURA, PERHAPS IT'S TIME

WE OPENED THE BIRTHDAY PRESENTS.

IN FACT, WHY DON'T WE START

WITH THE RED ONE?

BIRTHDAY PRESENTS?

RED PRESENT?

WHAT RED PRESENT?

THIS ONE!

OPEN THIS RED ONE FIRST.

WOULDN'T YOU PREFER TO OPEN

THE GIFTS

AFTER OUR LITTLE GAME

IS FINISHED?

BUT I WANNA OPEN

THE PRESENTS...

NOW!

FINE, FINE.

WE'LL OPEN THE GIFTS.

JUST STAY CALM.

"KIDS NEXT DOOR...

BATTLE STATIONS"?

HYAH!

WELL, IT'S BEEN

QUITE DELIGHTFUL,

BUT OUR RIDE IS HERE

AND WE MUST BE ON OUR WAY.

THANKS FOR THE CAKE.

YOUR PARTY IS OVER,

DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN

FROM DOWN THE LANE.

THE PARTY'S OVER?

IT CAN'T BE OVER!

ME NO LIKE BE OVER!

GRRR!

BIRTHDAY CAKE!

GUYS! HEY, GUYS,

COME ON. WAIT UP.

I CAN'T RUN THAT FAST.

THAT FOOLISH GIRL FOILED

OUR PLANS.

WE NEVER SHOULD HAVE USED HER

IN THE FIRST PLACE.

NEXT YEAR WE'LL GET - A GIANT LIZARD

OR SOMETHING SMARTER

THAN THAT STUPID GIRL.

COCONUT?!

I HATE COCONUT!

RRRR!

NOT IN THE FACE!

NOT IN THE FACE!

WELL, IF IT ISN'T CHIMPY AND HIS

DIMWITTED TWIN BROTHER KENNY.

WELCOME TO THE SECRET LABORATORY

OF PROFESSOR XXXL!

WHAT? OH, YES.

THE CRAB CLAW IS

A MINOR SETBACK

IN A SUPER-SECRET EXPERIMENT

I'M CONDUCTING

TO WIPE OUT THAT REPREHENSIBLE

PTA BOARD ONCE AND FOR ALL!

CHIMPY, MY GOOD LAD,

COME RIGHT THIS WAY.

HEY, PROFESSOR, - CHIMPY'S NOT MY BROTHER.

HE'S JUST MY PET CHIMP - AND...

CONTAMINATE ANY HYDROCHLORIDE

SUBSTRUCTURES LATELY, KENNY?