Andi Mack

Andi: Previously, on Andi Mack...

Jonah. He just walked in.

You got my text, right?

You mean the one where you said I'm girly?

That's some stupid auto-correct.

It was supposed to be you're gnarly.

I'm gnarly.

I seem to remember that when you first got here,

you said you'd only be staying for a short time.

Stop! What are you saying?

She's saying she wants me to move out.

What?

She's turning into you.

And I can't watch.

Let's get out of here. But I... don't wanna go home.

Me neither.

This is where we live now.

What are you looking for?

My jeans with the patches.

Mm-hmm.

Now are what you looking for?

My other jeans with the patches.

Those are the wrong ones.

Can they be the right ones today?

Oh, here they are.

- No! Ow, ow! - Sorry! I didn't wanna wake you.

I didn't want you to, either.

This feels greasy.

And it... smells like kiwi.

You didn't take the lip balm out of the pocket.

Why would I do that?

Because it messes up the laundry.

CeCe goes through every pocket before she puts something in the wash.

Well, CeCe isn't doing Andi's laundry anymore,

so checking for lip balm in Andi's pockets

is something Andi has to do now. Got it?

Got it.

I'm sorry!

I didn't mean to be snippy.

Just haven't had my coffee yet.

I'm not really human until I have my coffee.

Sorry!

Don't worry about it, I'm fine.

This must be it.

I think it might be over

between me and Iris.

The girl who saw you puke in your shoe?

Huh, I thought that'd last forever.

She hasn't been answering my texts asking if it's over between us.

So, I guess that means it's over between us.

It's better to have loved and lost

than to have never loved at all.

Or whatever I was feeling towards her.

You'll meet someone else.

Of course I will!

Look at this hair!

But, for the moment,

this creates a problem.

To eradicate the memory

of the puke shoe incident,

I purchased four tickets to sports.

Could you be more specific?

Wish I could.

Something with a ball,

which seemed like a fun, pitfall-free outing

for me and Jonah and our ladies.

And now you don't have a lady.

Or do I?

What's that smile?

This is my "would you like to be my plus-one" smile?

And this is my "not a chance" smile.

Oh, come on, please? I'll owe you big time.

You know how much you like it when people owe you.

True... I do like that.

Sorry to keep you waiting. (laughs)

Hey, when do we get to see the new apartment?

Soon.

What's going on with your pants?

I don't know.

Bex did the laundry.

Are you okay?

Yeah! Really okay. It's like this adventure...

that I didn't know I was going on.

You probably miss living at home.

Maybe a little.

If we use two appliances at once, then the lights go out.

And the Wi-Fi is "Coffee Shop Guest."

Can't you guys just move back?

I don't think that's an option. We

haven't spoken to CeCe since we left.

But, it's not like we're still fighting.

Now it's more a game of chicken over who makes the first call.

I know that game. My parents play it all the time.

Sometimes they play it for so long

that they don't remember why they're not talking to each other.

I'm sorry you're going through this.

It's weird to wake up and not know where you are.

But, everything is gonna be fine.

We just have to make some adjustments.

So we see.

It's like she used fabric hardener.

Uugh!

Everything okay over there?

You're five feet away. There is no "over there" in this apartment!

So... no?

What's the problem?

I'm being tortured by quadratic equations.

Stupid numbers, why do you hate me so!

Okay... step away from the math.

You need to de-stress.

- I can't. - Why not?

Because... I don't have my duct tape.

I don't have my zigzag scissors!

My glue gun!

If I was home where... I mean, where we used to live,

You had AndiShack.

Yeah.

Okay, so... you need supplies.

The stores are closed.

Well, maybe there's another solution.

There isn't. There are no solutions!

How's it goin'?

I... I was wonderin' if you wanted to watch our show?

What show?

Any... show. Or... or go get frozen yogurt.

Or do anything else that would stop you from exercising

for five minutes.

This is relaxing.

Can we at least talk?

This has gone on long enough.

I think you should call them.

I think they should call me.

Celia... how many times have you driven past their building?

I just want to make sure they have a decent supermarket

and a 24-hour pharmacy.

I miss them, too.

We were just startin' to feel like your

average every day dysfunctional family.

Ham... they don't wanna live with me.

Oh, I... I don't think that's true.

I believe they would come back if you just... asked them to.

They won't come back.

They're never coming back.

I... I really need to exercise right now. Thank you.

- Did you hear that? - Sh-shh.

Hey-hey.

We didn't mean to scare you.

We just needed art supplies.

What about food? D... D... Do you need some food?

- We have food. - Yes!

I made some lasagna, I can wrap some up.

Can I have some now?

Ha.

I... don't need a plate.

C... Can I just say how very... happy we are to... see you?

Thanks, Dad.

This is delicious.

W... We were just sayin' how much we miss you.

Weren't we?

Dad, it's pointless. She'll never admit...

I do.

Oh. Um...

Wow.

Are you still mad at me?

Do you still think I'm a monster?

No!

I need a hug.

I need one, too.

Is there anything else you need from here, before we go?

What? I thought this meant you were coming back home.

No, Dad. We have our own home now.

I told you.

We should be going.

Just to be clear... this is your choice.

I did not ask you to leave.

Do you need me to sign something?

- Let the record show... - Yes, let the record show...

I don't wanna be fighting about this 13 years from now.

Well, that was really nice there. For a second.

Listen, don't think I'm not super, super grateful...

No buts! You are super, super grateful.

No buts. However... your Jonah Beck impression?

Which is hilarious... please don't.

No problem.

Thank you. You can be very understanding when you want to be.

I just won't say, "That was docious magocious!"

- Which is almost never. - Dude, you're speaking my language!

Where is Amber?

With Iris, who was totally bummed out to