Molar

Open up!

Okay! Give me a sec, man.

Last time.

I'm warning you.

Oh, shit.

Shit. Shit. Shit.

When the fuck did I get back here?

Whoa!

Stop!

(grunts, feet scraping against the floor)

Wait! Man, this is California.

(muffled objections, voice strained)

Let me go.

Oh, fuck.

Oh. Oh.

Fuck you, fuck you.

You know, I'm going to come back.

Going to get my lawyer, Jeremiah.

I'm going to get all of my shit.

And then I'm going to sue you.

Feudal fucks you for everything you got.

Yeah, you rental cop bitch.

Wanna style?

Hey Malcolm what's good.

Good morning.

What's good man.

Whatcha got for me?

Oh, all sorts of goodies, man.

Merry Christmas.

And happy New year.

What else we got?

Where'd you get this?

Found it, man.

Where did you find from?

Just... anywhere man.

People... throw.

Throw away this shit all the time.

It's good stuff. They don't know they got it.

You know, people are stupid.

That's it?

Oh. That's it?

Yeah, pleasure man.

Jeremiah!

Hey, wake up, you lazy son of a bitch!

I hear you rustling around in there, man.

Come on,

Come on!

I'll be out in a sec.

Thank you, yes.

Beautiful, finally.

Is that you?

Yeah (voice trailing off)

you're more likely to die because of the peanuts

they serve on the plane, rather than actually in a plane crash.

It's technically the safest way to...

When was the last time you washed your hands?

Like... uh. 20 minutes ago.

You sure?

It tastes funny.

Wait, I was with you 20 minutes ago.

You know, you can die from a tooth right?

Deah from a tooth?

Abscess leads to infection, infection leads to heart disease.

Etc, etc.

How do you know?

My dad's a dentist.

Okay. What is your dad being a dentist have with your knowledge of the subject?

Like, why don't we just go ask your dad?

And why don't we just fucking drive to Idaho while we're at it?

Why don't we go ask your dad?

My dad's not a dentist, dude.

Got all your money still, right?

Look I don't even know where the fuck he is so...

Damn.

Yeah.

All right, let's do it.

Make it quick.

Let's do this.

Yes sir.

Oh, yeah.

What?

Absolutely not. No.

All right.

You are not putting that in my fucking mouth.

All right, all right, calm down.

I'm just trying to see if they're real.

They're real.

Watch this thing.

They're fucking knives, bud.

I'm pocketing this.

Well, my semiprofessional opinion

that you need to get those checked out.

Oh, really?

Yeah. Thank you. Honestly. Namaste.

That's incredible. I didn't know that.

Can I just get the shit?

Thank you.

Was shaking Boss man.

Swear to God.

This shit better not kill me, Malcolm, I'm telling you.

Nah man, this is good stuff. Trust me.

Bad business practice makes no sense.

It's like I just took all the seat belts out my ride.

You feel me?

Yeah, man.

Yeah, I feel you, I feel that.

Did you get some new wheels?

Decided to invest in something for my more eccentric clientele.

You calling me eccentric?

Eccentric is one of many things I might be inclined to call you.

How much do I owe you?

Just like

500?

You know, I from one of your CDs.

Got me thinking about stuff.

What kind of stuff you been thinking about.

Back in the day

driving you around, going to parties,

going on tour.

Yeah, yeah.

Funny.

Hey, uh...

Dill, man. I was wondering if I could borrow some cash?

Malcolm.

Yeah.

You already owe me a thousand, man.

I'm struggling out here too man. Running my own business.

- I know you are. - That shit ain't easy.

You're doing a hell of a job man.

You're doing great.

And what exactly do you need it for?

I got this tooth situation going on.

Tooth situation?

Yeah, and...

It's probably going to cost me like four grand.

Currently... where I'm at.

I mean, I just strapped for cash right now.

And insurance won't cover it,

Do I look like I have insurance?

You know,

I think I could help you out.

I mean, it's a bit big.

That's the style.

You look fly as hell.

It's not the style, man.

I don't know, it's...

It just doesn't feel right. Like it's big.

Like it's like parachute pants.

I got a crusty stain down here, like.

So you down or what?

Yeah, man.

What do I do exactly?

Just walk on in, ask to look at the pen.

I cause a little scene in front the shop.

Take the real one, put it in your pocket, and we flip it.

Easy peasy.

Squeezing lemons and shit.

Five K for you, five K for me.

Three minutes tops.

Let's drop this ride off.

This ain't no getaway car.

Yeah, man...

Be quick.

Don't mess around.

This ain't the Malcolm Show, alright?

You got to give me a sec man.

One sec, one sec. Alright.

Yeah.

I'm ready, I'm ready. I'm in character.

Let's do this.

Character?

What do you mean?

A businessman in town on business, Dill.

All right, well, if you fuck this up, I'm getting out of dodge.

You dig?

Like a fucking gopher.

It's like the old days,

Not really.

Break a leg boss man.

Hi there.

Hands up.

Why are you always complaining?

Good afternoon sir.

How can I help you?

I'm just in town on business for a conference.

Okay. Nice I can see, yes.

Nice suit.

Oh, yeah. I'm also business.

Two business man, huh?