Blue Crush

YOUNG ANNE МАRIE: I'm gonna be the best surfer in the world.

I'm gonna be the best surfer in the world, not you.

She's just sliding in there. Look at that wave.

Anne Marie Chadwick getting the best wave of the day.

Anne Marie, I’m leaving you!

МАN ON PHONE: Hey, how's it, wave riders? It’s hump day. Wednesday, February 3rd.

Waves are averaging 14 feet in 18 seconds,

so there's definitely some size out there in the water, and it's moving our way.

There's a little bit of morning sickness out right now,

but it should clean up as the winds pick up.

It's flat.

ANNE МАRIE ON PHONE: Yeah, right. I’m looking at it.

-Anne Marie? -What's up, JJ?

Tell Eden she's a hottie. Hook me up.

Tell her yourself. How's Pipe looking?

Whoa! It's going off! It's at least double overhead.

You better get down here.

Okay. Thanks, JJ.

-Pen. Pen, come on. Get up. Penny. Get up. -Mmm.

It's double overhead.

-Lena. Hey, Lena. -What?

-It's double overhead. -What?

How's it coming?

I can't get the rails right. They're too pinched.

-You want to get wet? -I gotta glass before work.

It's perfect Pipe.

-For real? -For real.

ANNE МАRIE: Let's go! Okay, I'm coming. I'm coming.

Get a move on. Let's go. ANNE МАRIE: Let's go!

Okay, got my noodles. Let's go.

Turn it up.

Whoo-hoo!

It's going off!

-(BICYCLE BELL RINGING) What's up, bro?

Great. The Rat Pack's here.

It's gonna be sick. Look, Kehau and Braden are going.

You know it's gonna be sick.

-Hey. What's up, guys? Hey, Rico, what's up?

Hey, girls.

What's up? How you living, man?

We should have been here at least an hour ago.

ANNE МАRIE: If you guys had gotten moving, maybe we would've been.

What's up, Tamayo? -Hey. How's it, girls?

How is it out there?

Oh, It's pretty nuts. Broke my board.

It's pretty heavy out there. Your girl got her head on straight this time?

-Does she? -You know it.

-Oh, look who's here. -Hey, what are you girls doing here?

Same thing you are. We came to surf Pipe.

Why don't you check out girlie bowls or something?

Why don't you crawl back into the cave you came from?

Why don't I knock you over the head

and drag you in there with me, huh?

-You just try that. -I like girls that are rough and soft inside.

I'm gonna bury you, girl.

Let her go. Seriously, let her go. We're out of here.

So, what's this I hear about you surfing the Pipe Masters?

It's a surfing contest,

-not a drowning contest. -(SCOFFS)

Hey, why don't you stop hassling my girl? She's gonna dominate.

Let's see it. I don't mind girls that can charge Pipe.

Chick thinks she can charge Pipe. That's cool. You think she can surf it for real?

What, you think you can surf it for real?

Well, I dated you, Drew. I guess I can do anything, huh?

Let's see it. I'll get my boys out there. We'll block every single wave you want.

No matter how big it is, we want you on it. Let's see what's gonna happen.

-Let's do it. Let's do it.

Don't talk bubbles to me. Let's see it.

-So, meet us at the shower at 7:45? -Okay.

-And stay on the inside. -Okay.

-Be careful, Pen. -All right.

ANNE МАRIE: Looks like the reef's breaking down.

Ooh, he got shut down.

-Ooh! -It's heavy out there.

It's fierce.

He hit the reef.

That's gotta hurt.

I think we should start at the sandbar and work our way over.

I won't argue with that.

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo!

I want to get a boat so we can, like, go around the island

and get some killer secret spots.

-Guaranteed, there's so many. -God, I know. I know.

Hey! What's this horseshit on-the-sandbar crap?

You're not gonna win the Masters surfing the sandbar.

Talking all this crap on the beach, like, "I dated you, Drew. I can do anything."

This isn't Pipe. Pipe's over there.

Let's go! Pipe's over there. The boys are gonna block for you.

-(SIGHING) -Let's do this. Let's go. Come on.

Whoo! Yeah!

Let's go, man.

Actions speak louder than words.

-Now, that's the view I remember. -What, the one of me leaving?

It's my favorite, too.

Come on. Pick it up.

Like that wave, huh? Next one's yours.

Welcome to the arena, girl. Let's get you into something big.

МАLE SURFER 1: What's up, Anne Marie? Where you been?

I thought you were right behind us.

Today's your big day. Let's do it.

Right. Hey, everybody. This is my girl, Anne Marie. She's with the boys.

She's gonna get some waves out here.

Any of you get in her way, you're gonna have to deal with me.

-Come on. Let's go. -МАLE SURFER 2: Here it comes. Come on.

Paddle, paddle!

Hurry up. Come on!

Watch out, watch out! Spring girI’s wave.

Go, Anne Marie! Paddle in!

МАLE SURFER 3: Come on! МАLE SURFER 2: Paddle! Paddle! Paddle!

МАLE SURFER 1: What the hell was that?

God!

-You ain't even paddling. -МАLE SURFER 4: Girls can't surf Pipe.

What the hell was that?

What the hell is she afraid of?

МАLE SURFER 1: This ain't a beauty pageant. You do that again, you're barred.

МАLE SURFER 1: Come on, Anne Marie. You gotta do it this time. No fooling around.

Let's do it.

This one's yours, right here. Don't blow it, or I ain't gonna help you anymore.

Come on. Paddle, paddle! This one's yours now. Go! Go!

Ooh!

You were in the perfect spot. You were right where you needed to be.

Whatever. That thing was a beast.

-Just dropped out of nowhere. How big was it?

It was solid. It was, like, triple overhead.

She had that. Wow.

She totally had it.

Yeah, she just needed to paddle a little harder.

I don't know.

It's all in your head. It's all up here.

I'm telling you, if you just would have committed,

you could have made that wave.

Whatever. At least she went. That wave was huge.

I wouldn't have gone.

She was perfectly positioned on the wave.

Why does the sun rise in the east? EDEN: If she had the balls to really charge it...

-What? -Hey, why does the sun rise in the east?

-'Cause it sets in the west. -Because that's the way the Earth rotates.

You remember that Supeman episode

where he was, like, spinning around the Earth backwards,

trying to rotate it in the other direction?

-Yeah. Yeah, yeah. -To bring back time?

Penny, I thought you finished your homework.

I did. I'm just checking it.

ANNE МАRIE: It doesn't look like you're finished.

Geez, stop picking on her, dude.

She's getting it done now.

ANNE МАRIE: Yeah, we're on our way to school.

No, I finished it.

ANNE МАRIE: She should've had it done by last night.

I'm checking it.

She's just checking it. I did it last night. I'm checking it.

-ANNE МАRIE: Penny! Penny! -What?

Slippers.

No ditching.

Okay.

-It sucks to be you! (LAUGHING) -Yeah, it does.

Someone's gotta go to college, honey. Not me.

Shit. It's Mr. Pukui.

Remember how he used to have pee stains all the time?

Looks like he learned how to shake right.

-Hi, Mr. Pukui. -Anne Marie,

this is the eighth time your sister's been tardy in the last month.

-I know, traffic... -If you think surfing

is more important than school, we gotta make other arrangements.

You know what, Mr. Pukui?

The only other arrangement I can think of right now is my mother,

and she just so happens to be with her latest meal ticket in Vegas,

who apparently isn't so cool with the kid's menu, you know what I mean?

So, right now, this is the best arrangement I can do.

-You know, Penny's a smart girl. -Yeah, she is.

-Just like her sister was. -Is. Present tense.

I learned that much while I was here.

You'd better watch it, girl.

You know, I'm doing the best I can do. That's all I can say.

You can do better.

God!

He's so ripping in that aloha shirt anyway.

I thought he was hot.

-You did kind of peak in seventh grade. -Shut up, Lena.

-Sexually, she means. -All right.

-What is this, like, bag on Anne Marie? -(LAUGHING)

Whoo!

-$1 7.53. -That's kamaaina price?

No kamaaina for candy.

-Aw! Come on, Leilani. It's breakfast. -Yeah.

-Breakfast? Right. Sorry, girls. $17.53. This has corn syrup in it.

-It's a vegetable. -It's nutritional.