Lost Girl

I know, I know. What's a nice girl like me

doing in a place like this, huh?

Ugh!

The face?

Really?

You know, look, the only way you losers are getting in here

is if you grow a pair of double D's

and change your name to "Do Me".

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Meeny...

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Bo's.

Go on with your bad selves.

As for the rest of you...

Drinks are on me!

Dyson!

Give it up, Succubus!

You've leave me breathless, Wolf.

As I recall, you used to like that.

I used to like a lot of silly things.

Is there any Fae law you haven't broken,

in the last three weeks?

It's called "fun".

Something you haven't been in a long, long time.

Bo, what did you do now?

Your crime spree ends now!

What do you say, Trick, huh? Should I beg for Sanctuary?

I'm not going to fall for that again.

Not this time.

Ugh!

And here I thought I was your favourite.

I don't know who you are anymore.

I'm Bo, bitches.

And I'll be back.

Life is hard when you don't know who you are.

It's harder when you don't know what you are.

My love carries a death sentence.

I was lost for years, searching while hiding...

only to find that I belong to a world hidden from humans.

I won't hide anymore.

I will live the life I choose.

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Pair of earrings, reported stolen

from Cartier about a week ago.

A gold woman's watch.

Also probably lifted.

And, um...

That one's all mine.

Thus lists the personal possessions of Bo Dennis.

Lineage, unknown.

Genus, Succubi.

The unaligned Succubus.

Don't you want an autograph?

Sweetheart, no one in here gives a shit.

Then what's with the peanut gallery?

They all like to watch the new gals

go through... decontamination.

Thank you.

You must be Bo.

I'm Sylvie.

And I hiccup when I'm nervous.

You don't have to be nervous around me.

Because you're innocent?

No.

I did it. I robbed that bank.

I did stuff I haven't been caught for yet too.

What are you in for?

My family was starving. I stole some bread.

So you're Jean Val jean?

I'm Sylvie?

We just met?

Sorry.

I don't do well with small spaces.

You been here long?

When I was a kid and I was acting up,

my mother used to tease me and she used to threaten me,

saying she'd send me to Hecuba Prison.

Now... now I'm here, and she won't even open my letters.

Well, I barely know my mom.

Though this one time she did sleep with my boyfriend,

then try to kill me.

Don't you have any kin waiting for you on the outside?

I've got friends that are more than family.

At least I did...

before this.

So what's the deal with the Femi-nazis?

The guards?

Yeah.

Well...

They're Amazons.

What like Wonder Woman?

Less super-heroic, more anti-male.

The Amazons refuse to fraternize with men

or take orders from them.

Not even the new Ash?

Especially not him.

Though once every five years...

they search out males to breed with.

Nine months later, they celebrate the birth

of their female babies.

What about the boys?

They abandon them in the woods

to live or die as they may.

So in summary: They're charming,

maternal, and they carry tasers.

Dennis!

Time for work detail.

Get lost, Jobina!

I brought your new nurse.

Put her on the table.

You want to examine her?

I need her history.

Well, it's a helluva sad story, Doc.

I've loved, I've lost, my dog done run away.

On the table. Now.

Don't you have a baton that needs polishing or something?

That was so bad-ass!

You're bad. You've been a bad, bad girl.

This is the best role play ever.

Wow!

What is that smell?

Oh, I coated myself in the secretions of Skunk Ape.

To pass as Fae. I know, it's pungent...

It's brilliant.

I gotta admit, it's one of my better plans.

Better than going undercover in a corrupt Fae prison

run by a sadistic group of dude-hating Berthas?

The Amazons are a proud race of warrior Fae.

Where's your sense of sisterhood?

I think it was taken when I was strip-searched.

Hm...

Look...

Look at those gifts, crafted by the prisoners.

Dr. Evert loved roses.

Pretty crafty.

I guess you weren't the only girl that loved her.

It wasn't like that. She was my mentor.

And six-hundred years old.

I wouldn't have made it through my first year working

for the Light Fae if it wasn't for her.

She never would've abandoned her prisoners.

They were her patients.

We'll find her, Lauren.

Keep this on you at all times,

but keep it hidden.

It's only in case of emergencies.

A giant rock, this early in our relationship?

Are you saying you want a commitment?

Are you saying this is a relationship?

Hello, Warden.

I wanted to see our newest charge.

Hm...

A Succubus is rare indeed...

and the unaligned Succubus...

Doesn't take kindly to perv y authority figures.

Fae prisoners at Hecuba

can be as savage as animals.

The doctor is not a prisoner...

My guards know that it takes a strong hand

to maintain order.

That's why they'd rather die...

than betray their loyalty to me.

I'm re-assigning this prisoner.

Uh, she has medical training. I need her here, Warden...

And I want her...

To clean my office.

I've got a very special way I like it done, too.

And a special uniform.

See you later, Stinky.

Oh... this better work.

This will never work!

Kenzi... You can't go in there...

You can't stop me, Trick! Your troll can't stop me!

I'm calling a meeting, no questions Ash-ked!

You need to fix this. You're The Ash now!

That's right, Little Mama...

I am.

I didn't like it, but I went along

with your kookalabonza scheme.

Pretended Bo had committed all those crimes.

Gone rogue.

Taught her how to be a mighty convincing thief, too.

Your stupid ass plan means my best friend's tits deep

in enemy territory with nobody to protect her except...

Lauren.

Dr. Lewis is smart and resourceful.

Oh, yeah?

When shit gets real, what is she gonna do?

"Science" people to death?

When it comes to crisis, Lauren is no slouch.

Crisis?

There's already a crisis at the prison?!

Well played, Trick.

Hale...

You are The Ash now.

You have to pull Bo out of there.

The Acting Ash.

The Amazons won't listen to me.

Because of your stupid penis?

I prefer "untested leadership".