Godday Godday Chaa

"My ring is..."

Its height is not right.

You got it wrong.

You need to add more soil here to fix it.

This is always a problem.

You didn't dig it right.

It wouldn't have been a problem if you had.

The water would have passed easily then.

Well done, Bagga.

That's how it is done.

Your education is of no help to us, Pinta.

You are all talk.

You'll never be a good farmer.

You'll always have to seek Bagga for guidance.

Who wants to be a farmer anyway?

I want to take up a job.

I'll become an officer and live in a bungalow in the city.

And I'll rent my share of land to Bagga.

I wouldn't have to worry about any rain, storm and thunderstorm.

It's his harvest that will get spoilt.

I'll get my rent nevertheless.

If he is unable to pay the rent,

I'll ask him to transfer a few acres of his land to me.

Then his land too will belong to me.

Then I'll take pity on him because he's my elder brother,

and ask him to work on my fields.

You can keep praising him then.

And he will enjoy them, right Bagga?

It's a tradition from the times of kings and emperors...

The eldest son has always been the heir.

Come kids, this is our farm.

We used to come here every day, to play as kids.

Hey!

Stupid kid!

He has no manners.

Bagga, teach him some sense!

Idiots!

Don't touch them. Come, kids,

I'll show you our farm. Come with me.

Alexander was unstoppable.

The one to teach him a lesson was Porus.

Porus's son's name was Malayketu.

And his wife's name was...

What was it?

His wife's name was Lachi.

Nice name.

Here, Father, more flatbreads for you.

There is no shank in the gravy.

Father, I had kept it aside.

I thought it's inedible.

That's the best part of the dish.

It is good for health.

Women know nothing.

Yes, Father.

Grandpa, our family has a reputation in this village.

- We lack nothing. - Right.

We are considered one of the reputed families here, Father.

He too was thick-skulled.

He wouldn't listen to anyone.

Uncle is the only black sheep in our family.

People make fun of us behind our backs.

They say Hakam Singh couldn't get his eldest son married.

I had begged this one to get married.

But he insisted he wanted to become a doctor.

And what did he become, an animal doctor.

He if was a girl, I would've married him off

and got rid of him.

He keeps touching animals inappropriately.

I earn a good living, Father.

If this is the case then I'll live separately,

if it hurts your reputation so much.

I'll slap you.

Talking nonsense!

I know what kind of money you make.

Sit down and have your meal,

or I'll take the plate away.

- Wash my hands. - He'll take away my plate.

- Grandpa... - Huh?

I don't want my big brother to be like uncle.

One black spot is considered good to protect from evil's eye.

Two black spots will be too much to handle.

Let's get him married.

Alexander used to drink a lot of alcohol, just like our grandpa.

They say his liver failed and so he died.

Some say it was due to a fever.

While others say, he had malaria.

Father,

my professor said I am the first girl in our village

to graduate in Arts in the first division.

- Hmm. - I want to get a master's degree next.

I was thinking about which subjects to choose.

I'll prepare for the entrance exam for some jobs too.

I am sure I'll get one.

Mother, I don't think she'll crack any job interview.

But she might elope home anytime soon.

She is always looking for excuses to stay out of the house.

Let's not even talk about her getting a job.

She is educated so she knows

that the moon, the earth and the sun are all round.

Yet her flatbreads are never round.

Father, heed my advice

and make her learn how to cook and get her married.

Nikko might be younger than you, but she is smart.

I think we have educated you enough.

Now prepare to get married.

Hmm?

- Father, I... - Go and get more flatbread.

Do you know how wrong this is?

How do you even think of such things?

Why are you gaslighting my life?

Gaslighting your life?

Really?

I know where's the fire coming from!

I see how you put on makeup and leave every day!

I would never get first division if I had other things in my mind.

Why didn't you study?

No one ever stopped you.

You couldn't even clear the fourth grade.

I didn't need excuses to stay outside the house.

So, I didn't study. So what?

Anyways, you can never compete with me

You cannot even make tomato chutney.

Whereas I am a pro at Mash Mellon's chutney.

You can always challenge me!

I don't want to compete with you.

And I don't want to make chutneys.

Oh God, if I am right,

I should have been able to keep girls like her my servant,

to make chutneys for me.

You can cry all you want.

I am sure you are missing your boyfriend.

I have no problem with you studying.

I have a problem with you running away with your boyfriend.

Then I won't get a good match for me.

You know our family.

They will get me married to a widower with kids.

I'll have to take care of the kids right after marriage,

all thanks to you.

Grand Mother is waiting for her flatbreads.

All she knows is how to make a fuss.

She is just standing here.

She is sure to cause trouble in the future.

Father, believe me,

you will soon find love letters in her name.

Resham, start looking for a match.

Hmm.

Have some water.

Give it here.

- Here you go. - Keep it here.

Yes, yes, yes.

Minder, call the boy.

- Bagga? - Yes, father?

- Get Pinta. - Okay.

My family is full of fools.

I want to progress.

I will get married to an educated girl.

Send pinta with a bowl, there cups are useless.

Yes, yes, Grandpa! I'm sending him.

They will get me married to an uneducated girl.

My family is full of idiots.

I asked you to send him.

Grandpa, Pinta ran away.

Call the boy.

Well...

The boy has been at your service all this while.

He is right in front of you.

You didn't notice him?

He is our boy.

We like to stay grounded.

We won't lie to you.

We are a reputed family.

Grandpa!

Brother,

you should gift him 100 rupees and perform the rituals.

Okay.

That's much better.

There you go!

Congratulations! Congratulations!

We are family now.

'Bagga fell for his own trap.'

'Like any other wedding,'

'girls and women in the village were excited about Bagga's wedding.'

'They got dressed to the T,'

'these crazy women.'

Mummy, apply some to me as well.

That's enough, girl.

Mummy,

why didn't grandmas apply lipstick?

Of course, why won't you transform us into Dimple Kapadia?

There is no shortage of idiots in my family.

None of them have any basic sense!

They got me a white outfit.

I am not going there to attend a funeral.

Oh no, why did you open it?

I had just ironed it.

Nice, isn't it?

My son will look handsome in it.

Couldn't you make a pant and a shirt for me?

Get me a tie only after I die.

It will be easier for you to wail.