Paws of Fury: The Legend of Hank

# In a world where Only cats were living

# Where the heroes ran In short supply

# To a land so harsh And unforgiving

# Rode a hero, The Blazing Samurai

# When one town was Found to be in danger

# From the evil-doers Dropping by

# Who appeared? That brave, And mighty stranger

# To save the day came The Blazing Samurai

# Sent by the shogun With arrows and blowgun

# His nunchucks Could poke out an eye

# Trained in bushido The samurai's creedo

# He mastered Aikido

# He really was one Awesome guy

# He was legend with His sword a-swingin'

# Villains feared his Fearsome battle cry

# Conquered hate with justice He was bringing

# He took a stand To save the land

# Praise the Blazing Samurai #

Where did that come from?

The title department!

Yah!

That blue should be more blue, blue.

Huh? Oh!

That's wrong. Ahh!

You can't climb those. Start again.

Do you like these?

No! Ahh!

How's everything coming along?

The Shogun is coming to visit in one week.

Everyone knows he's trying to decide

who his successor will be.

And if I have anything to do with it, it'll be me.

I've spared no expense making this the grandest palace in the land.

Imported mice to chase,

fine couches to ruin.

I even got first and second largest balls of yarn in the world.

My, you have big balls.

And the crown jewel of the palace,

my state-of-the-art bathroom.

Behold, the future!

I call it the Super Bowl.

Because that's what it is, a super bowl!

Impressive.

I hope the Shogun thinks so.

The only thing left to solve is our little problem.

Kakamucho? Precisely.

What do you do when you're a landlord

and you have tenants you really hate?

You evict them.

But the town's been there for thousands of years.

I give you an order and you give me facts? Really?

The only fact I'm interested in is that that hairball of a town

is ruining my magnificent view.

We've got to wipe them off the map in order

to make this palace absolutely perfect.

But what about the Samurai that's there to protect them?

Just get rid of their samurai!

The fraidy cats will follow.

But make sure it can't be traced back to me.

Bandits!

You warn the others, I'll get the samurai.

Stranger danger! Stranger danger!

Stranger danger! What?

Stranger danger! Huh?

Stranger danger! Stranger danger!

Mr Samurai, Mr Samurai!

Bad cats are coming. We need your help!

I've got this. I know exactly what to do.

Samurai! We're coming for you!

Bring it on, bandits!

Yah!

Ah! Oh no! Ah!

I know these events look dire,

but we must stand on our own four legs and fight.

This is our home.

It is the sacred place where our kittens were born,

and where we will one day join our ancestors.

In a shoebox buried behind the garage.

Dr Katz, you have something to say?

No, I just got a hairball.

What we need is a samurai.

We still can't find the last one.

We even put up posters.

What we need is a new samurai!

Not it!

No! Think!

Where did we get our old samurai?

Samurais-R-Us?

No! From the Shogun!

So, why don't we ask the Shogun to send us a new one?

OK, I've got it.

Why don't we ask the Shogun to send us a new one? Eh?

Work, work, work. Let's see... what's on the agenda today?

Cat fights on the western front.

Cat scratch fever breaking out in the east.

What's this? Our sacred soil has been soiled by a dog

who crossed the border?

Probably a border collie.

Fortunately he's been apprehended.

Oh well, you break the law, you pay the price.

It's not personal, it's just business.

And you know what they say,

there's no business like Shogun business.

Well, spit it out!

An urgent tweet from Kakamucho.

Hmm...

"Bandits ravaging village. Stop.

We need a new samurai. Stop.

This reign of terror has to stop. Stop."

OK, tell them I'll send someone right away.

Marmalade, Marmalade, I need to make a call.

Get me what's-his-name.

I have Ika Chu on line two.

Oh, good, good. Very good, yes, yes.

Pika Chu, how's it going? Pika Chu, how's it going?

Peek-a-boo, how's it going? Peek-a-who, how's it going?

Peek a you Baby poo.

Coo-ca roo. Scooby Doo.

Slappy do.

How's it going?

Pika Chu, how's it going?

It's Ika Chu, my divine fabulousness.

I'm so excited and grateful that you will honour me

with your presence for the unveiling of my latest creation.

I promise to amaze you.

Listen, I gave you a call 'cause I just got this urgent

appeal from the town of Kakamucho.

Seems they've been set upon by bandits!

Can't have ordinary law-abiding cats terrorised, can we?

Of course we can't, your worshipfulness.

Well, I promised 'em we'd send a new samurai,

and I'm putting you in charge of it, Nike Shoe.

Oh sir, I'm so excited and grateful...

Good, good. And don't forget, I'll be there next week

to see my new palace.

Looking forward to you knocking my socks off!

Hey, I'm going to have to put you on hold. Here, hold this.

No, no, no!

Oh, this could ruin everything.

Send a new samurai to Kakamucho?

I just got rid of the last one!

I have to do what the Shogun says, but...

in a way that will benefit me!

Yes, that's it! I need a new plan.

But what can that plan be?

Why am I asking you?

Alright, get up. It's time.

Here, this is for you.

Oh, what's that for? Oh, that.

That's for your execution.

What?! But I haven't done anything! Wh... I don't understand.

You came to this country illegally.

It's strictly "no dogs allowed".

Didn't you know? Cats hate dogs.

Wait, but dogs are lovable. How could you hate a dog?

My dad hated dogs and that's good enough for me.

It's not really based on logic.

It just feels right to hate, you know?

Hey, makes sense to me.

Now severing number one.

Number one.

Number one.

I don't wanna!

What? I don't want to do that,

I don't want to go up there.

OK then. You don't have to. Really? Thank you!

Of course! I mean, what are we, barbarians?

Archers!

I'm trying to think up here!

I know you've got a lot of prisoners to kill,