Stop the Wedding

All right, Anna, comedy or tragedy?

Comedy!

Laughter is always preferable to tears--

unless it is tears from laughter,

which I also enjoy.

If we can hear it over your new neighbors

and their endless mariachi celebration.

I know, it's been non-stop with those people

ever since they moved in.

Music is to be enjoyed.

Not to be audible from outer space.

That is so loud.

Right?

Oh, but even still,

I love your weekend visits.

I wish that you didn't have to go back so soon.

I know, but my batteries are recharged,

and I've got to go back to my real life

and get my firm off the ground.

Well, I'm proud of you,

because it's not every day a lawyer chooses integrity

over a paycheck!

Oh, well, don't congratulate me yet.

I may have to go crawling back to a big firm

if I can't get my own off the ground.

Stop it.

You are smart and capable

and determined.

And I take full credit for that

because that's the way I raised you!

What?

That's it, this is ridiculous.

What?

Let's go!

I have to meet them sometime!

Okay!

Just be careful.

We don't want some hatfields and mccoys feud

with the new neighbors.

Well, I hope not,

because the hatfields killed the mccoys.

It wasn't over mariachi music,

so I think we're safe.

But, just in case, I'm your backup.

You're always looking out for me.

Ah, my, my.

Yes, yes.

Wait, you're our new neighbor?

You're Sean castleberry!

That's what it says on my driver's license,

it must be true.

Don't believe the date of birth part.

I'm really much younger than that.

Could you turn that down, please?

Wireless speakers.

So, you heard I was in town making a movie,

and you've come by for a selfie, right?

Not exactly.

No?

We're here to remind you that you have neighbors.

There are other people in the world.

Ah.

Got it, yes. My music.

Please accept my apologies.

Hey!

Is that darn music still too loud?

Actually, it was even louder than before.

Well, I've never been into salsa music,

but I'm playing a dance instructor

in this new movie,

and I'm just getting it all in my head now.

I love it.

How do you like my moves?

Spectacular.

Best I've ever seen.

Now, would you mind keeping it to a dull roar?

I know, you're upset

because I haven't come next door

to introduce myself.

It's just that I'm in Seattle for a very short time.

Much as we'll all miss you when you're gone,

might I suggest you invest

in a pair of headphones?

Have a nice night...

Nice neighbors!

Nice ladies...

Unbelievable!

Who does he think he is?

Okay, aunt belle,

this is my third message in the past two days.

Where are you?

I'm walking into my new office now,

so call me there, okay?

I left the new number on my last few voicemails.

I'll talk to you soon.

Okay, bye.

Where is she?

Look, Mrs. O'healey...

Gloria.

I understand,

this is a very difficult time for you,

but I've handled many sensitive divorces,

and I'm going to make this as painless as possible.

I'm here for you 24/7, okay?

I will call you as soon as I speak to his lawyer.

All right, you too.

Okay, bye-bye.

Is Gloria signing with us?

She is.

Poor thing,

this is really rough on her.

I'm going to have to do a little hand-holding here.

She could've chosen any firm and she chose you.

It's a testament to your reputation.

It's a start.

It's a great start.

Wealthy doctor's soon-to-be ex?

She'll keep us afloat for a while.

That's not why we do this, em.

Can you get me the file

for the Avery divorce?

You know, Anna, it's after 6:00, so...

We should go home,

because that's what normal people do.

They work and they leave said work.

It's after 6:00 already?

I'm calling my aunt again.

Your aunt is allowed to have a life,

unlike the rest of us.

I know that.

But she's usually so quick to return my calls,

I'm starting to worry.

What if something happened?

Nothing has happened.

I can't find the Avery file.

Who packed these boxes?

You did.

When I was home last month.

Well, I am so fired, I should probably leave.

Ah, finally!

I was so worried.

I am so sorry.

I was actually out of town

and I forgot to bring my phone with me.

I didn't even get your messages until right now.

It's okay, you're forgiven.

I'm just so glad you're all right.

Did you go camping?

No, I was at an incredible spa resort.

With a friend.

Really?

With a man friend, perhaps?

Yes, he is all that.

Aunt belle!

This is great news.

It's been two years since you and Walter broke up,

I didn't know you were dating again.

Well, it's actually a bit more than dating.

Wait...

I'm engaged!

What? To who?

To whom?

Are you really correcting my grammar

at a time like this?

Anna, there is never a good time

for improper grammar.

Okay, well then,

to whom are you getting married?

Sean castleberry.

That's great, I just,

I really hope it's not on the same day

as my wedding to Bradley Cooper.

I'm not joking, honey.

Wait, seriously?

A month ago, you hated him,

and now you're marrying this guy?

And he's been married so many times.

I mean, does he get a set of steak knives

on the 10th wife?

Well, I could certainly use

a new set of steak knives,

but I'm not sure it works that way.

Hello, Anna.

Hi, Mr. Castleberry.

You're there.

That... that's really great.

Please. Sean.

And it's not 10 marriages, Anna,

it's only three.

Sometimes, in life, you have to kiss a few frogs.

But that's all behind me now,

ever since I met this woman I'm so crazy about.

When did this happen?

Well, we've been seeing each other

since you left,

and I didn't mention it

because I wanted to make sure it was real first.

Nothing has ever been more real.

I said that line in a soap opera once.

Of course you did.