Minions: The Rise of Gru

Illumination!

Ooh. Minion!

Freeze! AVL!

Hey! Hey!

- Stop right there! - Grab her!

Oh. Ah!

- Yeah, baby! - Attention, all units.

Whoa!

Look out!

- You like that? - Hey!

Repeating, all units, villain is heading westbound...

Ooh, baby!

The Anti-Villain League can't catch this.

Guess who stole the map.

Yeah! I got this.

Good work.

The map to the legendary Zodiac Stone.

We will become the most powerful villains in the world.

Okay, let's get a move on.

We leave for Asia tonight.

Okay, let's see here.

I'm in.

Hello, beautiful.

Whoa!

What?

Oh.

Ha ha! Yes!

The Zodiac Stone.

Whoa.

Soon, the power of these unstoppable beasts will be ours.

Ah, for crying out loud.

Oh.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Hurry up. I got a bunch of deadly tchotchkes on my tail.

Roger that on the copy.

Step on it, sister.

Hurry up! Come on!

Off! Off!

I got it. I got the stone.

Party's over, old man.

The Vicious Six has a new head honcho.

You just got played for a sucker!

Whoa! Hold on. I started this group.

We're a team.

Where's your loyalty?

Oh, please. We're villains.

There's no such thing.

It's time for the next generation.

he shot me down

you hit the ground

that awful sound

I used to shoot you down

Quiet down, class.

Quiet down, class.

People, people.

So, what do you want to be

- when you grow up? - Ooh! Ooh, ooh!

- Samantha. - I want to be a doctor.

- Wonderful. - Oh, oh!

Bradley.

I want to be a teacher.

No, you do not.

- Ooh! Me, me! - Yes.

I want to be a fireman who is also the president

and-and also drives race cars. Yeah.

Exciting.

And what about you, Gru?

Gru?

Me?

I want to be...

a supervillain.

Supervillain?

- Supervillain. - Loser!

Kiss-a la mama!

Oh. My favorite tiny relatives.

Eh, oh, no. Guys, come on.

Hey.

I got an image to uphold here.

Okay.

Hey, are you guys pumped for the movie?

Let's go!

Oh, no!

Shark! A shark!

Oh!

I am a pinball wizard.

Swish. Swish. Swish. Swish. Swish.

Swish. Swish.

Swish. Swish. Swish. Swish.

- Bello. -Bello. - Bello.

- Bello. Bello. - Bello. -Bello.

Everything you got.

A little more. Come on.

Put some of those sprinkles on there.

I like those sprinkles.

Cheese-Ray! Cheese-Ray!

Cheese-Ray!

Don't cheese me, bro.

Pank you!

Mmm! So creamy, so delicious.

Worth every calorie.

Ah, mmm!

S&H Green Stamps.

Huh?

Ooh!

Ooh, ooh, ooh!

Holy guacamole!

Where can we listen? Where can we listen?

Hello, Mr. Gru.

We've received your application to the world's best

supervillain team, the Vicious Six.

A recent opening has become available,

- and... - And?

...your interview is tomorrow at noon.

Dyn-o-mite!

Please go to 417 Main Street.

The password is: "You're no good."

"You're no good." Mm-hmm.

Now, get up on the down stroke,

'cause this invitation is gonna explode, baby.

Explode? Oh.

Oh, no, no, no, no!

Oot!

Oot! Oot!

Oot! Oot!

Ooh. Very big news, Mom!

Mom?

Mom?

What?

Mom, who is this sweaty guy?

He's stinking up the house.

I thought you were cooking cabbage.

He's my new guru.

Tell your weird buddies they'd better start

pulling their weight around here,

or I'm kicking them out.

They are killing my mellow vibes.

Hey! I heard that!

Come on. Let's go tell the troops the good news.

Gentlemen, to the basement,

AKA our new evil lair.

This is fantastic!

Oh, construction looks great, guys.

My first evil lair.

Goose bumps!

Well, you've got to break a few eggs to make an omelet.

Am I right?

- Oh, great job, Ryan. - Wh-Wh-What?

I said great job!

- Wh-What? - Never mind.

Adrien, Mack, looking good.

Ah.

Joe, how's the family?

Hey. Good, good.

Okay, everybody, get over here.

Now, listen up. Buckle your overalls.

Hold on to your goggles.

The Vicious Six wants to meet me.

Tomorrow.

Mini-Boss!

Mini-Boss! Mini-Boss!

All right, all right. I'm not mini.

Please stop calling me that.

And also, they haven't accepted me yet.

Hello, Otto. What is it?

Blah, blah, blah.

Uh-huh. Well, th-that...

Yes, I...

Mm-hmm.

I... Okay.

You know what would be fun?

Let's play the quiet game.

Oh, oh! The quiet game! Si, si!

Anyway, thanks for the hard work today, everyone.

I got to go get some rest.

Tomorrow is the biggest day of my life.

Watch out, world.

Here comes Gru!

- Mini-Boss! Mini-Boss! - I'm not...

Mini-Boss! Mini-Boss!