Grimsburg

This is so boring.

- Yeah, nobody ever wants to play with us.

Look!

Oh, my god.

We can play two-on-two!

Whoa! - Pass it, hockey dog!

I'm open!

- All right! - Get it, hockey dog!

Yeah!

- Great job, hockey dog. You're a real winner.

Hooray for friendship!

- Well, with the one hockey dog found,

That's four victims this week.

No link besides the scratches on their palms.

Don't bother, summers.

Flute's already deep in his crime mind.

Or chasing the mailman.

- Welcome to "are you smarter than a murderer?"

I'm steve harvey,

And this is the best game show

I've ever hosted this week.

Let's meet our contestant. - Hi, I'm marvin flute.

I'm excited to play and more excited to win,

Because I never lose anything, except my wallet,

My temper, and my virginity at 13 to a vacuum cleaner.

Sent me to the er, but still,

First in my friend group to lose it, so I won.

- Would love to delve into that,

But I'm hosting "celebrity pasta slurp-off,"

And leighton meester ain't gonna wait for that bucatini.

Let's play! Spanx on the floor.

- The victim had been trying to squeeze into a slim dress.

Correct.

Wine stain on her purse.

- Based on the spatter pattern, that stain could only come

From one thing: Someone who barely touched their dinner,

Had a few too many, and is drunkenly flailing

On a dance floor to "ymca."

- Correct. And in that purse, there was rice.

She went to a wedding!

- Congratulations. You won a possible lead.

- So is there a regular "slurp-off,"

Or is it just celebrities, and where can I send my slurp tape?

And wait, there's-- I have more questions.

The vic went to a wedding the night of her murder.

- The other victims had also recently attended weddings.

- And they all had scratches on their palms,

As if they were clamoring to grab a wedding bouquet!

Someone's targeting bouquet catchers.

Looks like we got ourselves a serial killer.

- Yeah, we really gotta stop doing that.

Okay, I'll make this fast.

- Make it fast, would you? - Yes.

- Thanks. - The bouquet butcher's

On the loose, and there's a big wedding this week.

- How big? - Very big.

The killer will be there-- - and so should we.

- We catch that bouquet-- - well, we catch the killer.

Any questions?

- Why are we walking in a circle?

Listen up.

We're going undercover at a wedding,

And we need to send in the detective

Who gives us the best chance to catch the bouquet--

Me!

I'm built for this.

- Oh, I'm excited to see you in action.

You haven't been out in the field since way back

When clarissa explained it all.

You're in for a treat.

Back in the day, I won an award for best undercover detective.

The award is undercover as a clock.

Flute, you and I will go as a couple.

- Oh, you two do look like a couple.

A couple of people who definitely aren't a couple.

- Don't worry, I can fake sexual chemistry with anything.

Watch this.

- Martinez? - Whatever you need, chief.

I can be the flower girl, dj.

Maybe you bake me in the cake, I pop out, cuff the perp--

- You're gonna be the pastor. - Got it.

Just enrolled in seminary school.

- The rest of you will be going undercover

As the wedding band.

I don't know, chief.

Don't you think we're a little too big

To be going undercover as a wedding ring?

I got this. Hey, summers.

Hey, you got something on your neck, buddy.

Oh, that's just my power--

As the wedding band,

You'll have the perfect vantage point

From the stage to spot anything suspicious.

And to get you ready,

I hired the best music teacher in grimsburg!

You are no longer detectives!

From today henceforth you will be known as wed zeppelin.

- I haven't been to a wedding since I officiated mine.

Saved a ton, skipped the boring parts,

And nobody got to tell me when I could

Or could not kiss the bride.

Not starting my marriage

Getting ordered around by a virgin.

- Hey. I'm terry, uncle of the bride.

- I'm mark milkshack, and this is my girlfriend,

Teresa smoothé.

I don't see you on the list.

How do you know the couple?

Uh...

I'm the mother of the bride.

So you're my sister?

you think your sister

Is the bride's actual mother?

She's been lying to you this whole time, uncle terry,

Or should I say, terry, the guy who got duped

Into working the door at a stranger's wedding

When he could be out on the lake windsurfing.

You're right!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

- You know, I feel bad her uncle is gonna miss this,

But statistically, he's probably a pervert.

- Remember, keep an eye out for anyone suspicious.

- Hey, no sitting on the equipment!

Does that say "chair" on it?

I mean, do any chairs?

- I'm guessing you're the a/v guy?

No, I'm the a/v guy.

I just did four weddings back-to-back.

Lemme tell ya,

It was murder.

Everybody dropping the mic

At the end of their toasts.

What if I came to your house and dropped your baby

On its head?

That would be much worse.

Agree to disagree.

Where the hell have you been?

I've been waiting in the practice room!

- We're not actually gonna practice.

I thought we were just lip-syncing.

But it must be believable.

Because if one person does not believe

We are a real band playing cover songs,

The entire operation will be compromised!

Now to the practice room.

The work starts yesterday!

that was a day ago!

- Let's keep an eye out for anything suspicious.

Or those tiny little hamburgers.

Oh, and this is really important:

Make sure you throw away the napkins,

So they don't know how many we've already had.

- By the way, I know I kind of beefed it before,

But I just have to relax and not overthink it.

I'll go get us some wine.

No, that's how I walk.

But how does teresa smoothé walk?

- Wow. She is a tall drink of useless.

What the helena bonham carter?

So there I am, butt naked--

Can you excuse me for a sec?

- What are you doing here? - Shh!

I'm wedding crashing. Like the movie.

- Like the movie? I love the movie!

It's the perfect combination of raunch and heart,

With a tasteful amount of nudity.

But what are you doing here?

- I told you, I'm wedding crashing.

Like the movie. - Yes, harmony.

I loved it. Weren't you listening?

Vince vaughn turns in a tour de force performance,

While rachel mcadams is the film's beating heart.

- Marvin, I am wedding crashing.

Here. At this current moment.

Oh, like the movie.

I love that movie.

Wow, so this is who you are now?

A lady who sneaks into strangers' weddings for fun?

- Yes, marvin. I am, because I'm fun.

I was the fun one in our marriage.

you?

The fun one? Marriage? In our? Was?

ha!

I was the fun one. - Oh, please. Look at you.

You can't even have fun at a wedding.

- Oh, really? I'll have so much fun

At this wedding that when people ask for my number--

And they all will--

They'll save it in their phones

As funmaster flex.

- Oh, you wanna do this? Let's do this.

Fun-petition begins now.

And yes, that is the more fun way

To describe a fun competition.

- Wrong, competish-fun is way better.

Point for me. One-nothing.

Ooh, make that two-nothing.

Oh, wow, my teeth are having so much fun.

and so is my brain.

Ooh, and now my dislocated knee is too.