Pair of Kings

Uh, why are you hand dancing?

I'm not hand dancing.

Those are sophisticated combat signals.

If Mikayla catches us sneaking in after dark, she'll be mad.

This is hand dancing.

Okay, we'll hand dance off!

Where have you two been?

Hello, Mikayla.

I see you couldn't resist the siren song of my hand dance.

Care to tango?

Where were you?

At the lightning bug cave.

I'm sorry, I'm weak and she has a new machete.

The lightning bug cave?

Please tell me you read the signs.

"Extreme danger!

Do not remove lightning bugs."

If we'd paid attention to your silly little sign,

we would've never got this cute little guy. Meet flashy.

Hit the dirt!

What's the big deal?

That is the big deal!

When exposed, those bugs attract lightning

and that's why we keep them in the cave!

Thank goodness you only took one.

Then we should probably get rid of these.

Incoming! Run!

Uh-oh.

Oh, that was close. Good thing no one was hurt.

That's why we keep them in the cave.

All right, because of the lightning bug incident,

let's review where on the island you two aren't allowed to go alone.

Teacher Mikayla is my favorite Mikayla.

Look sharp. The elders are coming.

Ow!

Sorry, mahuma.

Who are the elders again?

The most trusted people on Kinkow. Stand up straight.

They're also the most influential.

And they're kind of like our bosses.

But we're your bosses.

By the way, have I made you employee of the month yet?

They never bother us unless there's trouble with the kings.

I guess they finally got my letters.

And show them some respect.

Look, it's big bird, cookie monster and that guy who lives in the trash can.

Oh, Oscar the grouch?

N-N-No, that guy in the village who lives in the trash can.

I can't watch that show! Those talking puppets give me the willies!

So nice to see you all again. You've heard

what a wonderful job the kings are doing?

No more pulling wool over eyes, sasquatch!

He calls you sasquatch too!

I'm sorry. You were saying?

Dark side of island is growing! Come!

I don't know what he's doing but shouldn't we be giving him some privacy?

Two feet! Dark side grow two feet!

How can that be?

It creeps further because of the kings.

That's ridiculous.

Our kings are born leaders. They're young heroes on a great journey.

Dark side, light side! Dark side, light side!

Ooh, it tickles.

The kings may have an unusual way of ruling,

but they've got nothing to do with this dark side growing.

What proof do you have?

Since day they arrived, it creeps.

Creeps, I say!

Wait, are you pointing at us?

Your finger is way too crooked to tell.

So brash, so young.

And they have shown us nothing!

If they are kings of legend, there would be signs!

Signs, I say!

Oh.

Have you even seen the lady of the cave?

Wait, this island has cave ladies too?

There should be a great book where all this information can be found.

You mean the great book?

I don't like your tone.

I said it when I got them from Chicago and I'll say it again.

Boomer and Brady are the kings of legend.

Kings of legend are supposed to wipe out the dark side,

not to make it grow across the island like their foot fungi!

Aw, he called us fun guys.

Well, right back at ya, bucket list.

They are the kings of legend and I'll stake my reputation on it.

So you say.

If dark side continues to creep, it will reach the zadoc.

Wow. It's so clean. Even the pigeons are afraid to poop on it.

Everybody's afraid to poop on it!

If the shadow hits the statue zadoc will come to life

and then we will have fight that we cannot win.

Ah, don't worry about them, my kings. I'm not nervous about this one bit.

I believe in you.

Dark side, light side!

Dark side, light side!

Ooh, it still tickles!

I thought you did your push-up this morning.

Yeah, well, you know we gotta bulk up.

You heard Mason call us kings of legend.

Yeah, what does that even mean?

Well, boom, when we first got here

they said something about us making this island great again

and today the elders said the kings of legend would wipe out the dark side.

Hence the bulking up. And... One.

Good set, but do you really think we can

live up to this title, kings of legend?

It's hard enough being kings.

Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. Slippers don't take off themselves.

I shouldn't have to say it.

If the people want legendary, we're gonna give them legendary.

We're gonna put the "pecs" back in spectacular.

Um, how is this gonna make us the kings of legend?

Are you kidding?

What's more legendary than the tumbling tumble twins?

People of Kinkow, be prepared to be dazzled and delighted!

Witness the legendary quad flip!

We've never done the quad flip.

It's just one more than the triple flip.

We've never done the triple flip either.

Where's this negative energy coming from?

From the wind whistling through my tumble thong.

Boom, do you want to be legendary or not?

Well, that depends.

Does throwing up on those people make me legendary?

Because here comes lunch.

Wait, that's king boomer's puke face!

Oh, heads up! He's gonna blow!

The nausea passed but now I'm hungry.

Oh, that was so gross. I'm blacking out.

Drop 'n' roll!

How do you guys even survive those kinds of falls?

Uh, when we moved to that balcony apartment in Chicago,

aunt Nancy made us take a class.

I understand your intentions

but I think the best thing you can do now is lay low

and let me handle this dark side thing. Agreed?

How can I say this nicely?

You two are dumber than a bag of hammers.

Uh, not so nice. Why don't you try to sing it?

Oh, and, uh, next time, put on that little yellow sundress.

The one with the thin little straps and the flowered belt.

If you own anything like that.

You're making my dad look bad with all your messing around.

You'd stop if you knew what you were up against.

Ow!

My bad.

It's all in the great book.

And fyi, if zadoc comes back to life, he's coming after you.

He needs the soul of a king to take over Kinkow.

Uh, does it say which king?

We'll read the book.

Now excuse me, I have a yellow sundress to burn.

I don't see what the big deal is. Zadoc is a statue.

How bad can that be, right?

Oh, he's bad, boom, he's real bad.

Zadoc was a sorcerer who brought the dark side jungle to life.

Everything he touched turned evil.

That's why everybody's afraid to go near him.

Hey, look, I'm digging for evil gold.

Yeah, you should probably stop doing that.

Well, uh, how did baldy turn into stone?

A thousand years ago some king tricked him into going into the light side.

So we'll make sure that he stays there.

Since the dark side has moved two feet,

we're gonna buy this island some time and move zadoc back four feet.

Impossible!

We'll need 20 yards of rope, an intricate pulley system

and seven strong men!

I got two skateboards and a stick of butter.

That'll work too.

This thing is a lot heavier than I thought it was gonna be.

How you doing?

Am I supposed to be helping you push?

- You've been over there doing nothing? - I ate the butter.