Good Behavior

I'm not killing anyone. Ever.

Ever, ever, ever.

I am going to kill Teo.

I will come back.

You don't have any bottled water?

Hello?

ExtraSafe Security.

I was right, Mom.

You're the killer.

No way. Are you sure?

You're Miss Scarlett.

With the rope in the conservatory.

What's a conservatory?

It's a room you grow plants in, like a... like a greenhouse.

A greenhouse in your house.

How'd you know that?

Uh, because I work in the industry.

Also, there are plants right there.

See? In the conservatory.

Does your new house have a conservatory?

My new house?

The mansion Javier gave you.

Oh, no.

There's no conservatory.

That's for the best.

Pretty sure you'd end up killing all the plants anyway.

Oh, life could be a dream

If I could take you up in paradise up above

Pretty hard to kill a cactus, though.

And why are you giving Letty shit about keeping plants alive?

You've never kept a plant alive in your life.

How would you know?

Maybe that's why she married me.

I keep plants alive. That's what I do.

Women don't marry for gardening skills.

We marry for money.

We also marry for love and sex, Mom.

You called me "Mom."

You have never done that before.

Oh, that's good.

Can I steal that? For my story?

Sure.

We're all about stealing.

But I'll make it Letty who calls you "Mom,"

and you say she's never done that before.

But that's not true. Letty calls me Mom.

There was a long time when I didn't.

Wait just a goddamn minute.

Ah!

I knew that wasn't right.

I knew I was right.

I'm the FBI agent, so it makes sense that I would be right.

Don't feel bad. You're not an idiot.

So who did it?

Letty Raines, in the mansion, with the gun.

Letty.

Hard time forgiving

Even harder forgetting

Before you do something

You might regret, friend

Bricks are caving in

Oh, how sweet this sin

I left you the keys

You won't let me in

Hard time forgiving

Even harder forgetting

Before you do something

You might regret, friend

Letty?

Teo was in the house.

Okay.

He was just...in the house.

He had a gun.

He was about to kill me, and then...

And then this guy, t-the security guy,

he walked in, and Teo killed him,

a-and then I killed Teo

because I knew after Teo killed the security guy,

he was going to kill me.

So I had to act fast.

Is that true?

I'm done.

You're not. You are here.

I mean, I'm done. I'm out.

What a joke that I ever thought I could be...

Letty.

I don't belong out here.

I don't belong. I should just turn myself in.

Or I should...

Everything is just too hard.

No, it's not.

No, just let me do it. Let me be done.

Just let me be done.

Let me be good at one thing.

I am not going to let you do that.

I'm going to take the gun away from you right now, okay?

Please.

We are going to fix this.

I just murdered two people.

You can't unmurder people.

But you can make them go away. No, you can't.

No more talking.

I am going to start cleaning these up.

You don't have to do anything.

Just stay there until you feel like helping.

I'm not helping.

I will clean up this mess.

Why bother? Let's just get out of here.

If we run,

it will never be far enough.

When someone finds the bodies, they'll come for you.

This house is in your name.

Oh, yeah.

Thanks again.

Wait.

My phone is in his pocket.

Can I have it?

You're not calling 9-1-1. I won't.

I have no idea what you're going to do right now.

You cannot have your phone.

Can I have the money, then?

Sure.

And my phone. No.

Be right back.

If you want your phone, you will have to stand up and get it.

You're standing.

Did you call 9-1-1?

Good.

That's his phone.

Don't look at it. Just... put it in your pocket.

He was supposed to come tomorrow.

Well, he came today.

Should we just...

Fine.

I know we're clean

Stop. Oh, no. No, sorry.

I-I just... I-I wanted to apologize.

For being so hard to move around.

I had been trying to lose weight. I really had.

You ever try Lean Cuisines?

No.

I had to eat, like, three of 'em

just to get any kind of satisfaction.

And then, well, that kind of defeated the purpose.

I guess it's your problem now.

Oh, I-I'm Brett, by the way.

I killed you. Big-time.

I'm sorry. I'm...

I'm gonna turn myself in.

You would never do that.

How do you know?

Because no one punishes you

better than you punish yourself.

Letty.

You finished cleaning.

Come on. Let's go.

Where?

Some wetlands about an hour and a half from here.

A lot of empty land for miles,

so it's a good place to burn the bodies.

Why do I have to go?

Because we will need a way to get back after we burn the van.

You're giving me too much information right now.

I'm just answering your questions.

Don't worry. I'm in charge.

All you need to do is follow behind me in the Range Rover.

Hello? ExtraSafe Security.

What are you doing?

Oh. Good eye.

Just put it...

Here.

This thing needs gas.

Of course it does.

The universe is trying to make sure I get fucked for this.

Okay.

We will also need to get burner phones, so it's fine.

Wanna see my kids? Oh, god.

Come on. I'll show you my kids.

Oh, wait. You have my phone.

It's in your purse. Pull it out.

I wanna show you my kids. I'm good.

My youngest, Laura,

needs a heart transplant.

And now she has no father.

Nathan just got braces.

Kiley has a learning disability.

I was gonna use my overtime to get her a special tutor.

Well, that's what life insurance is for.

You're right. Whew!

But now I can't remember if I sent the payment in.

I know that I went to mail the check,

but I got so distracted with Nathan's heart issues.

Laura. What?

Laura needs the heart transplant.

Nathan is the braces. See how forgetful I am?

I probably forgot to mail it in.

I'm sure you remembered. Maybe.

But even if I did,

I bet my wife would rather have her husband

than a life insurance check.