GOAT

Roots run deep.

Roots run deep.

Roots run deep.

Roots run deep.

Roots run deep.

Roots run deep.

Roots run deep.

Roots run deep.

Roots run deep.

Roots run deep.

-Will! Will! -Come on, Mom. We're almost there.

-You're so fast. I can't keep up. -Mom, there it is.

-You need to be in the Olympics. -Let's go, Mom. We're so close.

Thank you for taking me to see Jett's new billboard.

-Jett's huge! -Will, say "cheese."

Will for three.

Okay, boy, don't be doing all of that now.

All right. Guess it's time to go.

You have to go to work, right?

One second. Wait, turn it around.

I got it! There we go. Okay.

How about you and I

watch the Thorns from inside the stadium?

'Cause I'm taking my baby

to see his very first, yep, roarball game!

What?

Is this for real?

I mean, unless you're busy?

Oh, baby.

-It's okay. -Thank you.

Thank you so much. I love you, Mom.

I love you too, Will.

-Let's go, Mom. Come on. Roots run deep. -Yeah, let's go!

It's right here. Right here. Come on.

Mom, stop it.

Let's go!

Let's go!

Welcome to the Greenhouse!

It's starting!

Are you ready?

-Who is the GOAT? -Who is the GOAT?

-So, who's the GOAT? -Who's the GOAT?

Who is truly the GOAT?

Introducing Vineland's very own,

the hometown hero, a five-time all-star,

Jett Fillmore.

Yeah! Let's go, Vineland.

Let's go, Jett!

Having a good time, Will? Baby?

That's gonna be me, Mom.

When I get big,

I'm gonna be just like her.

One... Yeah!

It's the power of the mind. Your body's not tired.

You can take a break. Don't take a break.

You got this.

Keep pushing.

Keep pushing.

I'm okay!

Hey, Will. Are you working out?

Hey, Theo. You know it.

Jett Fillmore doesn't take a day off, and neither do I.

My dad said you can't play roarball 'cause you're too small.

Everyone says that, Theo.

When I'm on the Thorns, you'll be courtside, my bro-dent.

Heck, yeah.

Go, Thorns!

No rest for the ballers.

Hey! Will!

I hope you're not trying to sneak out

without paying your rent.

Yeah.

I'll get it to you as soon as you fix those holes in the ceiling.

What holes?

Gotta go to work. Catch you later, Frank.

Will!

Good morning, Vineland!

Whoever said that, be quiet, please.

Roots run deep!

Roots run deep!

Welcome back.

Tonight, it's Jett Fillmore, the vet,

taking on Mane Attraction, the champ.

The GOAT debate starts here.

Thorns versus Magma.

Go Magma!

Go Shivers!

Yeah, go whoever is playing the Thorns. I don't care.

Gerald!

I'm gonna kick you out if you keep wearing the other teams' jerseys.

Carol, I'm the ultimate hater.

No pie for you.

Sheep. She took my pie.

The Thorns have broken his heart one too many times.

This is Vineland, Gerald.

We never give up. We've always got hope.

The Thorns, they just need to draft your boy.

I'll turn things around real quick.

So, they're drafting delivery goats now?

I need one to deliver food.

About that, Ms Carol, can I get a raise?

You want a raise?

Tell the Thorns to win a few games so we can get the crowds back in here.

I remember when Jett was a rookie. This place used to be full.

Before we realised she was never gonna win us a Claw?

Carol, can I have my pie back, please?

Keep talking. I'll cut you off from ice cream too.

-Be careful with these. -Got it.

Moe needs more coffee,

and the out-of-towners, they want their cheque.

How do you always do that? Freaks me out every time.

Hey, I'm a goat. I see everything.

-Pass it, Will. -Okay!

-Hey, guys. -Got it! See you later, Will!

Thorns are already down by 20.

Come on.

Up here.

All right. Let's do this.

-Thank you. -I got you.

Step back. Yes!

-Thank you. -Thank you.

-Thank you. -Thank you.

-Here you go. -Appreciate you.

My mammal. Finally, bro.

Chill, Daryl. You ordered a water.

Water is food too, bro.

So, Hannah, how's Jett doing?

Mane's kind of working Jett tonight.

I hate to say it, she might be washed.

You serious? Jett can handle that one-trick pony.

Is his one trick being the best at roarball?

He's got the shooting, the passing...

Picture-perfect pecs.

Luxurious locks.

Mane is pretty much him.

Oh, my!

-Mane Attraction just put... -On her head!

...the former number-one pick, Olivia Burke...

-That's not good. -...on a poster.

No way.

There's already memes?

"Poster child"? Now, that's rough.

Yeah, that was so not cool.

All right. I'm out. I'm gonna go train at the Cage.

What? You're not gonna watch the game with us?

Nah, I gotta go while the Cage is empty,

'cause after the game, you know it's gonna fill up.

Do not let Grizz catch you.

I won't.

Roots run deep. Roots run deep.

Roots run deep.

Step back. Jett!

The crowd goes wild.

Another one.

With only five seconds left, the ball goes to Harris.

He's all alone.

Three, two, one...

What's going on here, folks?

They're resetting the clock?

Don't question it.

He's got time for one more shot.

Three, two, one...

Roots run deep. Roots run deep. Roots run deep.

Roots run deep.

One day, baby. One day.

Get that weak sauce up out of here.

Yo, what's your problem, Grizz?

Every day you're here.

Every day I gotta kick you out.

I mean, what are the rules, y'all?

Smalls can't ball.

First off, I'm not a small. I'm a medium.

What? Medium fries?

You will never make it into Roar.

I mean, come on. Let me run.

I'm better than half of y'all anyways.

Let me show you what I got.

Ball me.

Only thing you're running is off this court.

Now get out of here.

Whatever.

Goodnight, Shirley. You're in my house now.

And that's the game. Thorns lose by 26.

Clock's ticking, Jett.

Jett, Jett, Jett, hey, can you sign this for me?

Of course. Anything for a fan.

There you go, kid.

Thanks, Jett.

Why can't you win a championship?

Retire already!

Jett, could we take a photo?

Jett, third loss in a row.

-How does it feel? -Flo? Where's Flo?

-When are we gonna stop sucking? -Flo!

Hey. Flo?

Who's seen Flo?

Hey, there, grumpy cat.

How'd the game end?

I stopped watching and punched myself in the face instead.

You think this is funny?