Codename: Kids Next Door

A HARD YEAR FOR OUR SCHOOL.

WE HAVE ENDURED HOMEWORK THEFT

ON OUR SCHOOL BUSES, WEREPOODLE

HONOR STUDENTS, AND TONE-DEAF

CAFETERIA LADIES WHO MAKE

DISGUSTING FOOD COME ALIVE.

BUT NONE OF THIS WAS AS

DEVASTATING AS THE LOSS OF OUR

FOURTH-GRADE PRESIDENT,

JAMES NIXON McGARFIELD.

WHO WOULD HAVE EXPECTED THAT HE

WOULD CHANGE FROM A FAIR AND

JUST POLITICIAN TO ONE OF

COMPLETE EVIL... NOT TO MENTION

THAT HE TOTALLY TRIED TO STEAL - MY GIRLFRIEND.

SO IT IS AT THIS TIME THAT I

WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU, THE

STUDENT BODY, FOR ELECTING ME,

NIGEL UNO, FOR THE OFFICE OF

FOURTH-GRADE PRESIDENT.

WHO'S HE TALKING TO?

BOYS AND GIRLS, FRIENDS AND

CLASSMATES... THE VOTES HAVE

BEEN TALLIED, AND IT IS WITH

GREAT PLEASURE THAT I,

WILSON WOODROW, YOUR

FOURTH-GRADE SECRETARY, PRESENT

TO YOU...

YOUR NEWLY ELECTED FOURTH-GRADE

PRESIDENT...

THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN FROM

DOWN THE LANE!

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>> THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN FROM - DOWN THE... WAH!

Together: THANK

YOU, FELLOW STUDENTS, FOR

ELECTING US AS YOUR NEW

PRESIDENT.

WE THINK YOU'LL FIND THE REST OF

THE SCHOOL YEAR TO BE QUITE

DELIGHTFUL.

>> WHO DO YOU FREAKS THINK - YOU'RE KIDDING?

NO ONE WOULD EVER VOTE FOR YOU.

HEY!

NUMBUH 1!

I WOULDN'T DO THAT IF I WAS

YOU!

I'M SORRY, NIGEL.

THE NUMBERS STATE QUITE CLEARLY

THAT THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN WON

THE ELECTION FAIR AND SQUARE.

THAT'S RIGHT!

AND AS YOUR FOURTH-GRADE

PRESIDENT, OUR FIRST MATTER OF

BUSINESS IS CLEANSING THIS

SCHOOL OF TROUBLEMAKERS WHO

ATTACK THEIR OWN PRESIDENT...

TROUBLEMAKERS LIKE NIGEL UNO.

YOU'RE CALLING ME A

TROUBLEMAKER?!

I WANT A RECOUNT!

OH, YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY OF

TIME TO COUNT WHERE YOU'RE

GOING, NUMBUH 1...

PLENTY OF TIME.

MR. UNO, WHAT DO YOU SAY TO

ALLEGATIONS THAT YOU EAT PASTE?

NIGEL, ARE YOU WEARING

RAINBOW MONKEY UNDIES?

IS IT TRUE YOU'RE A

HOMEWORK-EATING WEREWOLF?

THIS IS RIDICULOUS!

NUMBUH 1 IS TOTALLY GETTING THE

CHEWED END OF THE PENCIL ON

THIS.

DON'T WORRY.

WE BROUGHT IN

NUMBUH $1.50-AN-HOUR

TO DEFEND HIM.

HE IS G-O-O-O-O-OOD.

AND HE'S A FIFTH-GRADER.

HE'D BETTER BE GOOD AT A

BUCK 50 AN HOUR.

THAT'S LIKE MY WHOLE WEEK'S

ALLOWANCE!

I TOLD YOU WE'D PAY YOU BACK.

ALL RISE FOR THE HONORABLE

DELIGHTFUL PRESIDENTS FROM DOWN

THE LANE.

NO WAY!

WHO MADE YOU BALLOT BURGLARS A

JUDGE?

THIS IS AN OUT... - >> PLEASE, MR. UNO.

ALLOW ME TO HANDLE THIS.

YOUR HONORABLES, MY CLIENT,

NIGEL UNO... A BOY OF THE

PEOPLE... IS OBVIOUSLY...

GUILTY!

AND WE HEREBY SENTENCE HIM TO

LIFE DETENTION!

NO! YOU CAN'T!

NO, YOU CAN'T DO THIS!

YOUR HONORS, I WHOLEHEARTEDLY

OBJECT TO THE...

YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!

YOU FIFTH-GRADERS THINK YOU'RE

SO SMART.

WELL, WE'VE HAD IT!

AS FOURTH-GRADE PRESIDENT, WE

HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO DECLARE

WAR ON YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE

GRADE.

IT'S ABOUT TIME!

I'M SICK OF GETTING WEDGIES FROM

THOSE STUPID, UGLY

FIFTH-GRADERS!

HEY!

I'M A STUPID, UGLY

FIFTH-GRADER!

YOU SURE ARE!

WHY, YOU LITTLE...

GIVE ME BACK MY $1.50!

COME ON, WE GOT TO GET OUT OF

HERE AND FIND A WAY TO HELP

NUMBUH 1!

GIVE ME BACK MY ALLOWANCE!

COME ON, LET ME TALK TO MY

DAD!

I GET ONE PHONE CALL!

I APOLOGIZE FOR THE LACK OF

DECOR, CONVICT, BUT AS I

UNDERSTAND, Y'ALL KIDS NEXT DOOR

OPERATIVES ARE A MIGHT HANDY AT

MAKING WEAPONS OUT OF BED FRAMES

AND SALAD TONGS.

>> YOU'VE GOT TO RELEASE ME - IMMEDIATELY.

THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN HAVE

STOLEN THE FOURTH-GRADE

ELECTION, AND WHO KNOWS WHAT

THEY'LL DO NEXT?

WHAT THEY'LL BE DOING NEXT IS

SAVING ME AND THE SIX GUM GANG A

PERMANENT SPOT AT THE FRONT OF

THE CAFé-TERIA LINE, AND ALL I

GOT TO DO IS KEEP YOU LOCKED UP

SAFE AND SOUND.

NOW SIT DOWN!

ONE COMIN' OUT!

ONE COMIN' OUT.

PSST!

PSSSSST!

WHO'S THERE?

NIGEL, IT'S ME... WILSON.

LISTEN, NIGEL, YOU WON THE

ELECTION, AND THE DELIGHTFUL

CHILDREN TOOK IT AWAY.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?

SOMEONE HAS TO COUNT THE

VOTES, AND THE DELIGHTFUL

CHILDREN PROMISED ME A SLICE OF

THEIR BIRTHDAY CAKE NEXT YEAR IF

I...

I...

FUDGED THE RESULTS A LITTLE.

FUDGED?

THEY WEREN'T EVEN ON THE BALLOT!

I KNOW, I KNOW.

I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE TRUSTED

THEM.

THE MINUTE THEY GOT ELECTED,

THEY FRAMED ME FOR TYING

MUFFY JENKINS' SHOELACES

TOGETHER AND GAVE ME DETENTION

FOR LIFE WITH NO CHANCE FOR

RECESS.

WELL, SERVES YOU RIGHT.

LISTEN, NIGEL.

YOU'VE GOT TO GET US OUT OF HERE

SO WE CAN STOP THE DELIGHTFUL

CHILDREN'S PLAN.

PLAN? WHAT PLAN?

AFTER CUTTING OFF THEIR MILK

MONEY SUPPLY ROUTES, THOSE

PATHETIC FIFTH-GRADERS

SURRENDERED IMMEDIATELY TO THE

POWER OF OUR FOURTH-GRADE SAFETY

PATROL.

AND WITH THEM OUT OF THE WAY,

THE THIRD GRADE WILL BE EVEN

EASIER... AND THE SECOND GRADE,

AND THE FIRST!

FELLOW FOURTH- AND FIFTH-GRADERS

OF GALLAGHER ELEMENTARY, THIS IS

YOUR PRESIDENT.

WE HAVE JUST RECEIVED A

DECLARATION OF WAR FROM THE

FIRST, SECOND, AND THIRD GRADES.

WHILE WE ARE NORMALLY A