Funny Pets 2

Oh shucks.

It's Monday, guys.

And the humans are gone all day.

What in the world are we gonna do?

Get totally bored.

There's gotta be something fun to do!

Oh, I know!

How about we order a large pizza

with a heaping extra dose of anchovies.

Yeah!

And sunflower seeds.

And old shoes!

Ew!

Oh, never mind.

Hey, guys.

What about we go for a spin around the city?

Stretch our wings a little.

That sounds very exciting, Frank.

But you seem to forget.

Jerry and I don't have wings!

Oh yeah, I forgot.

Ooh, guys, I got it!

What?

Guess what's on TV?

What is it?

Funny Pets!

(yowls) My favorite show!

Mine too!

How can you not love

Watching Funny Pets

Having fun.

Turn it on!

- (laughs) Hey, that cat is showing that pooch what's what.

Oh, cats are always beating us dogs up.

They have no respect for our great intelligence and size.

Of course we do.

Tons of respect!

- That's not the impression I got the other day, Mandy,

when you were talking about Jerry's breath.

Uh, (growls), Frank!

Never mind your squawking.

Let's watch Funny Pets!

Hey, what about my breath?

Nothing!

I didn't say a thing about your breath.

Stinks!

Hey!

I heard that.

Heard what?

I just (coughs) coughed up a (coughs) hairball.

No you didn't.

Ssssh, guys.

I'm trying to watch Funny Pets.

Cats beat dogs anytime.

No way.

Cats are smarter.

Dogs are bigger (chuckles).

Say that to the chihuahua.

Hey, who's talking to you?

(squawks) Never mind.

You two are too lazy to get in a fight.

I'm not lazy.

Jerry is lazy.

Hey!

Who are you calling lazy?

(squawk laughing) Cats and dogs fights

are the best, don't you think, guys?

I called you lazy, Lazy.

Hey!

Both of you, stop fighting likes cats and dogs.

I'm trying to watch Funny Pets.

Hey!

Cuddling cats and dogs.

Oh! Cute!

Eh, the fights are more fun.

- Sorry about what I said about your breath earlier, Jerry.

That's okay, Mandy.

I should keep up with my oral hygiene more.

Hey!

I guess it's true.

Dogs and cats can get along.

Yeah.

I suppose we can.

I do love you, Jerry.

I love you too, Mandy.

(squawks) Hey, what about me?

We love you too, Frank.

(squawks) You guys are the best.

Hey!

What's up next on Funny Pets?

Wet cats! (laughs)

(laughing) Wet cats.

I love it!

Hey!

What about we watch wet dogs instead?

No way.

Wet cats is way funnier.

(squawks) Yeah!

Have you seen the face on a wet cat?

Priceless.

Not funny, guys.

Give me that remote, Jerry!

Over my body playing dead, Mandy.

We're watching wet cats video.

Isn't that right, Frank?

Totally.

Wet cats, wet cats!

(growling) Give me that remote!

No way.

Don't you know what time it is?

- (squawk) Yeah, it's time for Funny Pets.

That's so funny.

- Hey! - What?

- There is nothing funny about any of that.

Actually there's a lot funny

about a lot of that.

What do you know, Frank?

You're a bird.

Sure am.

And we fly in the rain all the time.

- Well flying in the rain's a lot different

than lying in the rain.

Who would lie down in the rain?

A dog.

Excuse me, Mandy.

I never lie down in the rain.

But you cats are a different story.

Always curled up and relaxing.

Look at that cat.

What a riot!

Well I don't think it's funny.

I don't think it's funny at all.

(squawk laughing) What a great show.

I love this stuff.

Well good for you.

Hey, give Mandy a break why don't ya?

You want Frank to give me a break?

You just called me lazy!