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♪ ♪ BOW-WOW ♪

WHAT'S UP, CATS ? GODDAMN.

IT'S A MOTHERFUCKIN' DOG HOUSE. ♪ IF IT AIN'T CHRONIC DON'T BLAZE IT U♪

♪ AND IF IT AIN'T A CHEVY DON'T RAISE IT UP ♪

♪ YOU KNOW WE KEEP IT BANGIN' DON'T FAKE THE FUNK ♪

♪ SO ALL THE REAL NIGGAS STAY GANGSTA'D UP ♪

♪ WE MAKIN' PAPERS SUCKAS ONLY CLAIM TO TOUCH ♪

♪ BY STICKIN' TO THE SCRIPT AND NEVER CHANGIN' UP ♪

♪ YOU KNOW WE KEEP IT BANGIN' DON'T FAKE THE FUNK ♪

♪ KEEP IT REAL, MOTHERFUCKERS STAY GANGSTA'D UP ♪

YO, WHAT'S UP, Y'ALL ? MY NAME IS ROBERT DOUGLAS.

Y'ALL CAN CALL ME ROB.

BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH CENTRAL LOS ANGELES--

LA-LA LAND.

GOT A COOL FAMILY, TOO.

MOMS, SHE'S A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.

POPS, HE A LITTLE CRAZY, BUT YOU KNOW, THAT'S POPS. I STILL LOVE HIM.

AND MY LITTLE SISTER, SHE GET ON MY NERVES, BUT THAT'S MY LITTLE SISTER.

THIS IS L.A., LAND OF OPPORTUNITY.

YOU CAN BE ANYTHING.

I COULD BE A BASKETBALL PLAYER-- I GOT A KILLER "J."

FOOTBALL PLAYER. I'M A FOOL ON THE BASEBALL FIELD, TOO.

YEP.

BUT I THINK IT'S TIME FOR ME TO SETTLE DOWN.

GET ME A NINE TO FIVE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN' ?

GO TO WORK, WORK HARD,

COME HOME TO MY BEAUTIFUL GIRL JUANITA.

THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO, TOO, SOON AS I GET OUTTA HERE.

♪ I STAY GANGSTA'D UP ♪

♪ 'CAUSE IT JUST LIVES IN ME ♪

♪ AND WHEN I'VE SEEN ENOUGH ♪

♪ I GUESS THAT'S WHEN I'LL BE SOMEBODY ♪

♪ ONCE SAID FROM WILLIE C NIGGA, DON'T SPEAK ON ME ♪

CHANNEL SIX-- NEWS BEFORE IT HAPPENS. WITH JERRY DUNPHY AND TRICK TURNER.

FROM THE DESERT TO THE SEA TO ALL OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA,

A GOOD AFTERNOON. A GOOD AFTERNOON.

BACK TO YOU, JERRY. OUR TOP STORY THIS AFTERNOON--

A CALIFORNIA MAN WAS SENTENCED TO A MINIMUM OF 25 YEARS...

FOR STEALING A SLICE OF PIZZA. DAMN ! A SLICE OF PIZZA ?

WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THAT ? NEXT IT'LL BE FARTIN' IN PUBLIC.

ALREADY GOT TWO STRIKES. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, NIGGA. YOU ABOUT TO GET OUT.

BUT YOU FUCK UP AGAIN, YOU GONNA BE RIGHT BACK IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER,

WASHIN' MY DRAWERS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, BOO.

WHY YOU SEX PLAY ME ?

THE LAW PROVIDES THAT THE PENALTY FOR TWO-TIME OFFENDERS WILL BE DOUBLED,

AND THREE-TIME OFFENDERS WILL BE PUT BEHIND BARS FOR A MINIMUM OF 25 YEARS.

I DON'T CARE IF THEY'RE CAUGHT ROBBING A BANK,

BURGLARIZING SOMEONE'S HOME OR STRONG-ARMING A SLICE OF PIZZA.

THAT'S RIGHT. FUCK UP AGAIN, ROB, AND THAT'S YO' ASS.

EVERYBODY ELSE SEE THAT, OR AM I TRIPPIN' ?

MAN, I'M GLAD I'M GETTIN' THE HELL UP OUTTA HERE.

FOOLS LOOKIN' AT ME LIKE THEY WANNA KILL ME.

DAMN.

♪ [ Hip Hop Playing On Stereo ]

HEY, SUNSHINE. GET OUTTA MY FACE !

WELL, FUCK YOU, THEN ! YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN' ? FUCK Y'ALL !

YOU DON'T COME TO MY STORE NO MORE ! I'LL BLOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP.

YOU STAY OUT ! YOU GANGBANGER ! WORD.

YOU CRAZY, NIGGA. MAN, FUCK THEM.

THIS NIGGA, MAN--

UH, UH, UH. T-BIRD.

WHY YOU DIDN'T GET AT ME ABOUT THAT SHIT, DOG ? MAN, NIGGA, MAN,

I JUST GOT THROUGH CALLING YOUR HOUSE. MMM.

IS THAT RIGHT ? YEAH, MAN.

OH, SHIT ! AAAH ! AW, DAWG !

NEXT TIME YOU BETTER LEAVE A MESSAGE, NIGGA. WHAT'D I DO ?

OH, WHAT'D I DO ? NEXT TIME LEAVE A MESSAGE.

♪

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT BULLSHIT. ALL YOU GOT TO DO...

IS TELL YOUR GIRL TO BRING THE SHIT IN. WHAT IS YOU TALKIN' ABOUT ?

I'M NOT HAVIN' MY BRIDE DO NO-THIN'.

NATHAN, YOU HEARD ME ? LOOK, IF MY GIRL GET CAUGHT,

THEN THAT SHIT GONNA FALL BACK ON ME.

THEN I'LL BE RIGHT BACK UP IN HERE WITH Y'ALL SORRY ASSES.

AND I'M NOT ABOUT TO WASTE MY LAST STRIKE...

ON SOME PENNY-ANTE BULLSHIT FOR ANOTHER NIGGA.

YOU FEEL ME, MAN ? YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN' ?

NOW, YOU GONNA TELL THAT LITTLE BITCH OF YOURS TO BRING THE SHIT IN,

OR ELSE YO' ASS MIGHT NOT MAKE IT OUTTA HERE.

YOU STILL GOTTA WAKE UP TOMORROW, PUNK. I KNOW.

BITCH-ASS NIGGA. I'M GONNA STICK THIS NIGGA. LET ME STICK HIM.

HEY, HEY ! WHAT'S GOIN' ON BACK THERE ?

DOUGLAS ! WHAT THE HELL YOU DOIN' ?

NOT DOIN' SHIT.

♪

WHY THE FUCK IS THE MUSIC SO LOUD ?

DAMN, GIRL ! IT'S MINE ! ♪

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ! ♪

DON'T START NO SHIT.

ANYBODY CALL ME ? YEAH.

- WHO ? - T-BIRD !

OH, WELL.

YOU FEED MY DOGS ? I WAS TOO TIRED.

I CAN'T BE ON MY FEET TRYIN' TO FEED THEM WILD-ASS ANIMALS.

CAN'T BE ON YOUR FEET ALL DAY.

WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS--

WILD-ASS ANIMALS. LOOK AT THAT. GET OFF OF ME !

WILD-ASS ANIMALS.

YOU GONNA SQUISH THE BABIES. BABIES ?

WHAT YOU MEAN, BABIES ? THIS BABY AND THAT BABY.

OH, I'M FAT ? I'M FAT. I'M FAT, HUH ? ALL RIGHT, MOVE !

WHY DON'T YOU MAKE SOME TACOS ?

Y'ALL BETTER EAT THIS SHIT. COME ON !

COME ON. I'M NOT SURE IT'S ENOUGH.

HELLO ? WILL YOU ACCEPT A COLLECT CALL FROM--

ROB DOUGLAS. TO ACCEPT, PLEASE PRESS ONE.

HELLO ? MAN, WHAT YOU DOIN' ?

SOUND LIKE YOU OUT THERE WITH THEM DAMN MUTTS.

NIGGA, MY DOGS AIN'T NO MUTTS. THEY IS KILLERS,

AND THEY GONNA BE ALL IN YO' BITCH ASS, NIGGA.

FUCK THEM DOGS, NIGGA. AIN'T NOBODY THINKIN' ABOUT THEM DOGS.

I'M THINKIN' ABOUT SOME HOOCHIE-COOCHIE.

-HEY, YOU GOT THREE-WAY, RIGHT ? -YEAH, YOU WANNA CALL YOUR MAMA ?

NIGGA, DIAL THIS NUMBER. DAMN. WHAT'S THE NUMBER ?

213-555-7249.

STOP.

♪

WHO'S THIS ? IT'S ME !

- WHERE YOU AT ? - WHAT YOU MEAN, WHERE I'M AT ?

I'M IN JAIL. YOU KNOW I DON'T GET OUT TILL LATER ON.

OH. WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE CALLIN' ME FOR, 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE GRANDPA'S CAR...

AND I CAN'T COME AND PICK YOU UP. GIRL, QUIT TRIPPIN'.

YOU KNOW I'M GONNA BE OVER THERE AS SOON AS I GET OUT.

MY GIRL CAN'T WAIT TO SEE A NIGGA. I'M GETTIN' READY...

TO HAVE PUSSY ON MY MIND, PUSSY ON MY FACE, PUSSY ON MY BREATH.

HEY, I'M GONNA HAVE ENOUGH PUSSY TO MAKE A PUSSY POT PIE.

PUSSY, PUSSY, PUSSY.

MAN, PHONE CHECK, PUNK.

NIGGA, FUCK YOU, PHONE CHECK !

HEY, I'M ABOUT TO GET OFF THIS PHONE BEFORE I HAVE TO FLASH ON THIS NIGGA.

TONE, BE AT THE PHONE BOOTH 00.

IF YOU AIN'T THERE, I'M GONNA JUMP IN ONE.

JUMP IN ONE THEN. DON'T BE THREATENIN' ME, MOTHERFUCKER.

SERIOUSLY, DOG. I AIN'T TRYIN' TO BE AROUND THIS SHITHOLE...

A MINUTE MORE THAN I HAVE TO.

JUANITA-BOO, I'LL SEE YOU LATER ON.

- ALL RIGHT. - SIMP-ASS NIGGA.

I'M GONNA SEE YOU TOO, JUANITA.

TONE, MAN, PICK ME UP LATER ON, AND DON'T BE LATE FUCKIN' AROUND WITH THEM HO'S, MAN.

I'LL BE THERE. OH, SHIT. THAT'S SOME HONEY FOR TEDDY BEAR.

OH ! OH !

HEY, HEY !

I MEAN--

TEDDY BEAR. YEAH !

SHE GONNA DEFINITELY LET ME SPLIT THAT.

MM-HMM, SHE IS FINE.

HEY ! HEY, SUNSHINE.

I AIN'T MEAN TO BLOW THE HORN AT YOU, SUNSHINE.

COME ON NOW, BABY. I'M JUST TRYIN' TO GET ACQUAINTED.

DAMN. OH, YOU AIN'T GIVE A NIGGA A MINUTE ?

I MEAN, DAMN. TO BE HONEST WITH YOU,

I JUST LOST MY NEW JOB BECAUSE MY BOSS WAS AN ASSHOLE.

- OH, YEAH ? WHERE WAS YOU WORKIN' AT ? - THE Chick'N'Strip.

OH, YEAH ? I THINK I KNOW THAT NIGGA THAT RUN THAT CLUB.

- UH, UH-- - CHUCK ?

YEAH, CHUCK. I KNOW CHUCK.

I CAN GET YOU YOUR JOB BACK IF YOU WANT IT.

- YOU GOT IT LIKE THAT ? - I GOT IT JUST LIKE THAT.

- SO, WHERE YOU ON YOUR WAY TO NOW ? - HOME.

YOU SHOULD LET ME GIVE YOU A RIDE, BECAUSE IT'S ALL KIND OF...

VICIOUS CRIMINALS AND THUG-ASS NIGGAS AROUND HERE.

I ONLY LIVE A BLOCK AWAY. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU LIVE IN BEIJING, BABY.

♪ I'LL TAKE YOU THERE ♪

ALL RIGHT, BUT YOU CAN'T STAY.

♪ ♪ POP THAT PUSSY, BABY POP THAT PUSSY, BABY ♪

♪ POP, POP, POP PUSSY POP, POP THAT PUSSY ♪

♪ I WANNA ROCK, I WANNA ROCK I WANNA ROCK, I WANNA ROCK ♪

AH, THE LAST TIME I EVER GET TO WALK THIS CELL BLOCK.

I SURE AM GONNA MISS THESE FOOLS. HOMEY, I'M GONNA MISS Y'ALL.

HEY. WHAT'S UP, BRO ?

HEY, WHAT'S UP, MAN ? Y'ALL ALWAYS BEEN GOOD TO ME. TODOS LOS DIOS, MAN.

SLAP THAT ASS FOR TEDDY BEAR, BABY. OOOH !

- OOH. OOH. - AAH.

♪ GO, GO, GO, GO GO, GO, GO, GO ♪

SLAP THAT ASS ONE MORE-- HEY, J.J., I NEED YOU TO DO ME A FAVOR, NIGGA.

ROB GETTIN' OUT OF JAIL TODAY. HE PROBABLY...

DOWN AT THE COUNTY RIGHT NOW, SO AIN'T NO TIME TO WASTE.

I NEED YOU TO BE IN THAT CORNER FOR ME, BABY.

GO DOWN THERE AND PICK HIM UP. I GOT CAUGHT UP IN SOME BULLSHIT, NIGGA.

DO THAT-- OH, SHIT !

DO THAT FOR ME, NIGGA. GO DOWN THERE. AIN'T NO TIME TO WASTE, NIGGA.

OH, SHIT. SLAP THAT ASS. SLAP THAT ASS.

YEAH, JUST LIKE--

YOU'LL BE BACK, FOOL. HA !

HEY, COME HERE, MOTHERFUCKER ! COME HERE !

HEY ! HE SAVED YOUR ASS. HE SAVED YOUR ASS. YOU'LL BE BACK !

YOU'LL BE BACK ! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

ROB HAS LEFT THE BUILDING !

FUCK ALL OF Y'ALL VERY MUCH. I'M GONNA SEE YOU AGAIN, PUNK.

♪ LET ME HEAR YOU SAY HEY HEY, PEOPLE, HEY ♪

BACK, BACK, BACK DOWN. BACK DOWN, BACK DOWN.

YES. YES. MM-MMM.

TEETH, TEETH, TEETH. YES. MMM.

♪ DOO-DOO BROWN DOO-DOO BROWN ♪ ♪ DOO-DOO BROWN ♪

♪ DOO-DOO BROWN DOO-DOO BROWN ♪ ♪ DOO-DOO BROWN ♪

HEY, GIVE ME MY PERSONALS. I GOT TO GO.

YEAH. UH-HUH. WHAT'S UP, MAN ?

OH, HELL, NAW. I DON'T-- NO, THIS A WHITE FUCKER'S.

FREE AT LAST. SUN SHININ', BIRDS CHIRPIN', HOOCHIE CALLIN'.

EVEN A JOB AT McDONALD'S DON'T SEEM SO BAD.